Walker Buehler (8-5, 2.62) vs. Jhoulys Chachin (15-8, 3.50)
For almost a full year now, I have lived in fear of the baseball gods.
These baseball gods have not been kind to me, a diehard Dodger fan. They have denied me playoff joys so many times during my lifetime, crescendoing in the last six years of consecutive NL West division crowns, which were followed by brutal disappointments. The 2013 NLCS loss to the Cardinals, followed up by an even worse dispatching in the 2014 LDS by the same team. Zack Greinke falling short in the 2015 LDS to the Mets. The NLCS loss to the eventual world champion Cubs in 2016. And the worst one, the gut-wrenching World Series loss in Game 7 last year.
I went to 2017 World Series Game 1 (with SoSG Orel; one of the best games of my life and needing a much overdue blogpost), as well as Game 2 (with my wife; probably the best baseball game I have ever witnessed if not for the sad outcome).
And then I had a shot to go to Game 7.
And I passed. I figured that the downside of the potential loss was much greater than the upside gain of the potential win. SoSG AC went without me. I was sad, but I was hoping the baseball gods would appreciate my sacrifice.
They didn't. The Dodgers lost in excruciating fashion. And I was sentenced to this past year of absolute baseball hell.
In 2018, I've tried even harder to be deferential to these baseball gods, following my Dodgers' many travails along the way. Losing three of four to the Giants in April. The depths of nine games below .500. The early loss of Corey Seager. The early bouts of ineffectiveness of Kenley Jansen's cutter. Justin Turner's wrist injury. Another Clayton Kershaw DL stint. Sitting in fourth place in the division, in June. Dylan Floro's walk-off balk loss. Kike Hernandez throwing BP to lose a critical game. The string of bullpen collapses. Chris Taylor's league-leading 178 Ks. The 1-6 record against the Cincinnati Reds. Brian Dozier. The river of shit on the Dodger Stadium field. Multiple power outages. The ignominy of having to play a game 163 against the Colorado Rockies, just to advance to the LDS. Having to listen to Joe Buck and John Smoltz' anti-Dodgers banter this whole fucking series.
Enough.
I'm breaking free of these shackles that the baseball gods have tried to place upon me. I'm not bowing to them any more.
The Dodgers are winning. I'm calling it.
I'm not even going to talk about the Brewers, as I'm moving forward. I'm not even giving this Milwaukee team the courtesy of a label for this blogpost. I'm already preparing for the World Series matchup with the Red Sox, whom we last saw in 2016 (we went 2-1). We're 12-8 this year in interleague play, which may not be as good as Boston's 16-4, but they haven't seen us yet. And we'll have a well-rested Clayton Kershaw, who won't be needed in today's blowout victory.
Fuck you, baseball gods. We're winning this Game 7, and going on to Boston.
Hasa diga eebowai.
(and speaking of LDS:)
129 comments:
No Brewers label. Saxy ain't fuckin around
No Knebel label either. Eat it, Brewers
Pederson LF
Muncy 1B
Turner 3B
Machado SS
Bellinger CF
Puig RF
Taylor 2B
Barnes C
Buehler P
Great GT Sax!
And now I need to find tickets to The Book of Mormon. Hilarious song!
Totally worth it Quad
“Does it mean ‘No worries for the rest of your days’?”
“Kind of......”
Loved that part!
I BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!
We need a big game from Puig
Great GT Saxy! I’m pumped! Let’s go!
Lets GOOOOOOOOOOO!
HERE WE GOOOOOO
One pitch one out. Great
Burn the mofo to the ground.
Muncy walks
5 minutes of SmoltzBuck was too much. Rolling with Don Jaime once more
epale y'all. im just gonna sit here and act as if there isnt a pair of big tits with a lady attached to them behind home plate
JT GIDP
Stay strong Spank
When's the last time JT came through?
K
Balls
Yelich HR. Game over
So glad i sat down to see that crap.
What's more disappointing, pitching or hitting?
Keeping it positive here. We knew we’d have to score at least one. Let’s do this!
No runs, no wins. Might as well get to it
Johnny Hustle!!!
Manny bunt single???
Ballsy bunt there by Machado!
MOTHERCODYFUCKINGBELLINGER
Bellinger!! 2 run bomb!!
Boooooom!
BELLIMOMB!!!
Puig doubles. Crotch chops for everyone!
Heder is up!
C'mon Barnes, clear the pitcher here
Oh wait 1 out anyway
Way to score the guy in scoring position. But we got the lead
I’ll take a lead.
Buehler touching 98. Just needs command
Big K there from Buehler on aguilar
Heart attack on that 2nd out of the 2nd
Buehler doesn't have it tonight
I hate Arcia.
He’s missing up with a lot of pitches. A little too amped up I think.
Just throwing heaters. Two men on, we could be down two in a second
Hader time
Hader throws just as fast as Buehler but has much better command
His arm angle makes the slider impossible to hit if you don’t recognize it early.
KK
K
I think
Slightly less frustrating seeing our hitters get owned by Hader as opposed to Miley or ChacÃn
I’ll take Bueller over Hater any day! Fuck that guy!
Still sucks seeing a lead off single get stranded.
Well, not stranded in this case. But not scoring.
Puig is killing us. First GIDP then misplays a fly ball
Buehler saves Puig.
Buehler strands the leadoff double. He's settling down...?
KKKKKK
CT3BB
Hader is as advertised. 3 scoreless
I hope it’s only 3 scoreless.
Yup. Santana PH for Hader
AC and I are wondering what Buck and Smoltz are going to talk about, now that Hader is out
KKKKKKK
Wonder why Counsell didn't save Hader for later innings
Cain knocks Buehler out with two out in the 5th
They’ll second guess everything Doc has done.
Sax @6:47: Hader
Urias vs Yelich
CT3 with a game saving catch! Holy shit!
TAYLOR!!!
Holy shit that CT3 catch!!!
Whew!
We're into the rest of their bullpen and have 1st & 2nd with no out in the 6th
Now 1st & 3rd with 2 out
PUIG!!!!!!!
Buck and Smoltz sound like they are at a funeral, those fucks
PUIGIGIGIGGIGIG
They really are terrible announcers.
Jefress = Dodgers’ Bitch
12 MORE OUTS
holy motherfuckiung shit that puig homerun was rad.i went all butt wild up in this bitch!
Loved the bat flip.
9 MORE OUTS
9 more outs baby!
Kiké needs his bat to wake up. Maybe this infield single will be the start.
Maybe not.
Kenley already up in the seventh?
Kenley coming in with two down in the seventh.
Kenley NOW?!!!
Wow Kenley in the 7th with two out, one on
Why Kenley now?
I’m guessing Kershaw is the next guy up unless we score some more runs.
I guess it’s because we are at the #9 batters now?
Someone explain this Jansen thing cuz i’m too drunk
Maybe to for the heart of the order? I mean, 7 outs isn’t crazy, but ai’d day Kenley for the 8th and Kershaw to close out
Where's Baez?
6 MORE OUTS
6-pack more outs!
JT is really struggling with the high cheese
Woodruff just sawed through the heart of our order
Woodruff is the real deal. He’s solid.
Kenley facing the top of the Brewers' order in the 8th. This is why he's in
Kenley gets Yelich to chase a high fastball for strike three!
THREE MORE OUTS
Kenley looked great! 4 up 4 down.
3 Tres Three iii
1st & 3rd with no out in the 8th!
Not puig’s proudest slide, but OK.
RANCHO ARDIENDO
welp
Yikes. Hope we don’t need any of those
3 mas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s do this Kershaw!
TWO MORE OUTS
One more
ONE MORE OUT
Kershaw is AMPED even by his standards
World Series Bishes
WOOHOO!! WORLD SERIES BOUND!!
HOORAY WE'RE GOING TO GET CRUSHED BY THE RED SOX
WE MAKE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh — WIN
I love you guys! Happy World Seriers! Thanks SOSG for giving us a platform to come together and share the good and the bad.
Well said DBT! Cheers to all the Sons and Readers! Love you all!
You guys are the best! Love having your friendly faces around for these moments
WIN!!!!
Wow I am so getting drunk
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