Fri, 7:15p postponed until 4/28: Kenta Maeda vs Derek Holland
Sat, 1p: Rich Hill vs Chris Stratton SF 7, LAD 5 (14)
Sun 1p: Clayton Kershaw vs Ty Blach LAD 2, SF 1 (10)
Fear not, Dodger faithful! Our front office's extremely proactive off-season is about to pay off!
I know, it's hard to believe Stan Kasten loosened the purse strings so the Dodgers could trade a few scrub prospects for mega-slugger Giancarlo "Don't Call Me Mike" Stanton, but he did! Now Stanton is playing for the team he grew up rooting for!
And what luck we had when double threat Shohei Ohtani decided to pick the Dodgers to play for, joining his countryman Yu Darvish, who was signed when Friedman & Farhan dug in the couch cushions to find some spare change to shore up the rotation.
And thank god the Dodgers finally cut bait on deadweight Pedro Baez and re-invested in a real middle reliever, Brandon Morrow.
We're locked and loaded! It's going to be a great year, Dodger fans! Let's play — WAKES UP
DAMMIT
(cries)
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BUT WE GOT MATT KEMP BACK!!!
Sorry y'all I just can't help myself.
1-0 Evil Empire end of 1.
@Karen: hahahahahaha
GAME 1
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Puig RF
Bellinger 1B
Forsythe 3B
Pederson LF
Barnes C
Utley 2B
Hill P
Hey Buddy!!! All the Stanton and stuff depressed me! I had to embrace the positive!!!
TIED BABY!!!
It depressed me too! New 2018 team slogan?
Whaaaaaat???
Na. our slogan for 2018 will be more like "It's been 30 fucking years. Our WS trophy is coming home".
That's a better motto than Zaidi's "No sad hugs."
Did he really say that?
Yeah. Saw it on one of the Backstage Dodgers episodes that was on earlier today.
Hill leaves a fastball up and Oyster Pubes takes him deep. 3-1 Gnats.
Orel's favorite RP Pedro Baez up in cooler.
Matt Kemp is the reason why this team sucks. First and second, one out: Kemp pops out to second. Thanks, Matt!
Matt Kemp sucks
Watch it Saxy.
Sorry.
But he is bad!
TIED!
Oh wait, Baez is in. Oh well
THE CHUTSTER TIES IT UP.
I love seeing Pantone 294 representing.
Hi Everybody.
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i'll wait...
Franchise play by Pubes.
Hi Senior!!! I hope you brought some juju with you. We really need it.
A very pleasant good evening to you Delino.
Helluva pick by Logie Bear!
Loving the two Dodger fans behind home plate!
Chagois looked good too.
TO THE 12th
Char-GWAH
Puig didn't look good on that K.
Damn! Bellinger down swinging.
Why do all our rallies start with two out
Two on for Kiké. With Kershaw on deck.
Kershaw on deck!
to be replaced by Ryu!
oh and RANCHO ARDIENDO
That was rough.
Uh oh...Kenley
Let's see if his off day homework paid off.
Panik bloop single off Kenley
Kenley looks terrible. This will not end well
We need a strikeout from Kenley.
Ks Longoria!
Wow, Kenley walked the tightrope!
TO THE 14th
Puig needs to lick his bat.
Leadoff single for Puig!
Dodger fans still repping!
Bellinger single moves Puig to third!
First and third nobody out! Lets do this Dodgers!
CERTAINLY NOTHING WILL GO WRONG HERE
Nothing went wrong there!!
All right Logie Bear!!!!
Kershaw pinch hitting!
Kershaw dinger here would be sweeeeeet
D'oh
Helmets and seat belts on everyone...
Let's go Font
ugh
I hate this.
Yuuuuuup.
It’s not solely his fault for the loss, but this Font is so bad it’s Comic Sans
That really sucked. Not your joke Sax, the game.
The double switch killed us in extra twice. Ryu up with bases loaded and Kershaw up with two on and nobody out.
That was horrendous. We're in magic debt from last season and the collectors are calling
GAME 2
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Puig RF
Hernández 1B
Grandal C
Kemp LF
Forsythe 3B
Barnes 2B
Kershaw P
HAPPY KERSHAW DAY!
@Offense...maybe some runs today?
Dear Karen,
We're still enjoying our nap.
Sincerely,
Offense
https://twitter.com/SFGiants/status/983073243404947456
@Offense...1-2-3 in the 1st. I am beginning to believe the whole nap excuse.
You've been Kershed McCuttchen.
Scoreless after one. MORAL VICTORY
I don’t think I like that Vin recorded something for the Gnats Twitter.
Kiké was robbed on that liner.
Matty my boy!!!
Rancho Ardiendo for Barneso!
@Q7...We all know that Vin is a class act but I don't like it either not one freaking bit.
Crappy!
Apparently they played Vin's message on the scoreboard before the game.
Scoreless after two. PLAYOFFS
Panda couldn't make it in big city Boston so with tail between legs he cried his way back to small market frisco where he can fail in relative anonymity.
He failed my two least favorite teams.
Well the defense isn't napping. Looking good CT3.
We're a defensive juggernaut!
"POUNDS ONE DOWN THE LINE IT ISSSSSS foul." —Joe Davis
Two on, no out for us in the 4th
KempBI!
....and we go ahead on a hit by WHO???
Whom???
Aaaaaand Forsythe GIDPs to end the inning. Go Blue!
Mattycakes!
Seager walks to open the 6th
and is promptly stranded.
Wow the D is really saving our bacon. Puig starts the 9-6 DP to end the 6th!
Gnats just got themselves Puig'd.
The little girl in that Lexus commercial cracks me up! Her face when asked if she's excited for her little sister coming is great!
No way Kenley saves a 1-0 game, if we get that far
CT3 CS. I guess you can't fault them for being aggressive
This has loss written all over it
Tie game.
In Kershaw's three starts this year, he's received 2 runs in support.
The look on Clayton's face on the bench that inning: "I'm done with this shit"
He opted out of the rest of his contract by the end of the inning
Rangers clearing a spot for him as we speak.
Ugh, why is Utley still on the team again?
Veterangrithustle.
Farmer!
Farmer coming through!
One run lead with Kenley coming in. It's butt clenching time!
—The Thing
Ks Fatty!
Ks Greasy!
Belt upset by the backwards K.
Win!
WIN
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