Dodgers are so horrible the homiez at SoSG have already stopped game threads 2 weeks into the season.
Mon, 7p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Robbie Erlin Dods 10, Pads 3
Tues, 7p: Alex Wood vs Bryan Mitchell DODGERS 7, PADRES 3 (12); Jansen BS, but Grandal and Farmer win it in the 12th
Wed, 7p: Kenta Maeda vs Tyson Ross LAD 13, SD 4 Sweep!
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YAY!! We're up just in time to see Ryu give up the 2 run dinger and our puny 1 run lead.
How we doin?
We just tied the game 2-2. So I am prepared to say 'We're doin just fine'.
Kike puts us ahead 3-2.
YES O YES! Matty hits a 3 run homer. 6-2 still no outs in 3rd
Holy Moly Caped Crusader...Looks like Boys have gotten in touch with their inner Batman.
Are you Szczur about that?
MKWs happy tonight
MKW is peaceful and content!!
What did I miss? Why did Joc hit for Matty?
I'm not feeling so peaceful and content anymore.
Andy McCullough
Verified account @McCulloughTimes
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A Dodgers official says Matt Kemp is not injured. Just some serious matchup baseballin' going on.
Thanks Orel.
Yaz's slam brings score to 10-2 in 9th.
10-3 final. Sorry for not doing the series thread on time, this was my fault.
We win!!!
...and an exhausted fan base staggers to our beds and dreams of the very real possibility of having a 500 team.
GAME 2
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Kemp LF
Bellinger 1B
Grandal C
Puig RF
Utley 2B
Farmer 3B
Wood P
Rest in Peace Barbara Bush.
MATTY MY MAN!!! 2 run homer in 1st.
i'm gonna wrestle Karen in a steel cage for the MKW title.
Kempy Kemp! Oh wait, you said that.
@karen, oh that's sad about Barbara Bush. RIP.
Spank....You'll lose!!
@Saxy...She was my favorite First Lady.
CHASE UTLEY Taking it for the team 200 times.
@ Karen - i know but it would be fun.
oh i almost forgot...Winnipeg Jets!!!
Spank...te he he.
Hooray Winnipeg! You won AND let Spanky see the game.
@karen 7.23p: I was more of a Lou Hoover fan, but yeah, Barbara Bush was cool.
baez has a good eighth!
that was not a good pitch, Kenley.
3-2 LA, B9. No outs.
Is anyone still watching this game? Kenley is going to be the death of me.
Oh good Sax. I'm not alone here to witness this.
Having flashbacks of Jeff Shaw right now
Kenley still blows the save with a balk and a 3-2 count meatball, for a double to right. 3-3 tie game.
TIED. Winning run in scoring position
Kenley is not fucking good at all.
Wow. What is Kenley doing?
Extras. We'll lose now in 10 or 11.
Dusty and Erin in the house!! Hi guys!
Baez for closer?
Hello, Karen.
Hello, erin!
(that rhymes)
Kike with a one-out double
So we can't possibly GIDP, right?
Belli pops foul to third. booooo
Grandal with 2 out
strike 1 to Yaz. 0-1
So I was busy watching the Kings shart of an effort tonight, but apparently that saved me from having to watch Kenley blow a save? Against the friggin' Padres!?!? We just can't have nice things, can we?
noooooope
This is just sickening.
Hi everyone whose name ends in N!
Right there with ya Cliffy.
Chicken Strips gives up a leadoff walk, in a 3-3 tie B10
Chicken Strip with the leadoff walk. Not a good start.
That was a crappy missed call ump!
Okay so one out, IBB loads the bases. Whatcha got, Chicken Strips?
One out bases loaded now.
Chicken Strips has some cajones! Big K!
Alright, well, I'm gonna go pour some bleach into my eyeballs because this isn't gonna end well
Wow! Another big K to get out of the tenth!
Like I said, we're still in this thing! Have some faith, guys!
OMG! Stripper gets out of it.
@Q7....total agreement on the cajones.
@Cliffy....So we're holding off on the bleach??
Force out at second, so Utley on first with one out.
@karen: cliffy will use the bleach tonight, the question is: where?
Farmer Ks, 0-for-4 night.
@Karen, for now. It's on standby, though.
Max Muncy. Seriously?
Seventh-highest payroll in the majors, and we trot out Max Muncy in this situation.
LAT: Muncy batted .195 in 96 games with Oakland in 2015 and 2016.
Max gets a single to shut me up. First and second, two out
"In your face, Sax!" —Max Muncy, who just singled
Taylor pops to first. 3-3, mid-11
Max Muncy sounds like the name of the bully in a direct-to-DVD kids' movie
"43-for-216 is not even Mendoza, Max! Keep it up!"--Sax
When I get a case of the Max Muncys, I go to Taco Bell late night
@Cliff 10:46p: nice!
Austin Hedges GIDP, so we go to the 12th tied at 3
Corey with a leadoff single in the 12th!
Cody basically GIDP, but he hustles and beats the throw at first. Credit to Codes. Men at corners, one out.
This ump's strike zone is...odd.
YAZMANI DOUBLE!!!
YAZ!!!
Okay, Grandal was 0-for-5 and he was DUE. He roped that to left and it's 5-3 and we chase Webb. Grandal is at second and he has cleared the bases. Way to go, Yasmani!
YAZ brings in 2. Do we have anyone who can hold the friars in 12th?
Padres go to Makita.
Man, this Range Roger Velar is a damn sweet-looking car.
orel is being a little too drooly over Bellinger right now. I'm uncomfortable.
Puig pops to first. Two out
Utley IBB
Farmer with a double! We are owning Makita.
7-3 Dodgers, off the submariner.
Farmer roped tbat one as well (to left). 7-3 LA
Karen, how are you feeling?
All we have is Fields and Font in the pen
Cliff is bleaching his asshole tonight! It's a victory!
For someone.
Maybe
Fields it is.
Fields of dreams?
Fields has got to shut this down. We don't want to have to bring in that Font guy.
Fields Ks Spingenberg for out 1
Nice catch Puig! No, they called a single? No way. That's a catch.
Out #2.
PUIG'D
We win! Three in a row, holy cow!
Way to go Yasmani
WIN!!!
Good night you beautiful SoSG fans
WUB
Yasmani is not a good post-game interview
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
Ned Colletti's tie does not match his pocket square. Really bad form there, Ned
SNLA needs to fire their stylist. That's terrible!
With this new avatar, I feel like all of my comments have to be better now that Kershaw is reading them.
Rich Hill on 10 day DL for a broken fingernail.
sigh...
3-0 Blue going to B1.
...and yes, Matty had a rbi in T1...
I feel Richie’s pain. I have gnarly hang nail on my pinky...
Maeda walks in first friar run. 4-1 B2.
@Dusty...then you need to take 10 days off from work and still collect your bazillion dollar check.
4-2 Blue...
Boys are on fire! 9-2 T3 with no outs.
max muncy with a HR. Wow
Looks like the Padres were just what the doctor ordered.
MAX MUNCY MANIA!
Maeda needs to be banished to the bullpen. I feel better about life in general when he's down there.
Man, Seager has really come alive
Maeda didn't do badly tonight at all. 106 pitches (one shy of his career high; higher than any start last year): 5.2 IP, 8 H, 4 ER, 2 BB but 10Ks. I'll take it
Adam Liberatore gets the third out of the sixth, stranding Maeda's two runners and keeping it a 9-4 game.
Man, Makita again. I like watching him pitch...but he keeps getting shelled.
Dodgers TV guys keep talking about how Makita's delivery doesn't register on gamecast.
It doesn't matter, we've been shelling him all series. Hernandez with a one-out single.
Great throw by Muncy.
Muncy with a GREAT defensive play at the hot corner to nab Headley on a 5-3 play. Impressive. One out, B7, man on second.
Liberatore with a K for out 2
Joc caught the foul ball in foul territory in left, and then let it drop out of his glove. what the heck, Joc
As the announcers are reminding me, earlier in the game, Joc also was thrown out at the plate when the pitch hit the bottom knob of his bat. Yikes, this is a bad luck game for Pederson
Tough night for Joc. I hate watching the kid struggle like this.
Ground out to Belli for the third out. 9-4 through 7 full.
Yeah, I love Joc, but he's never quite worked out...and I'm starting to worry he never will.
Joc may need a “change of scenery”. It might’ve be his time to try his wares somewhere else.
Yasmani is fucking ROPING the ball of late. Double to right scores Taylor from first. 10-4 LA
Grandal hit the cover off that ball. Wow!
To Joc's credit, it was awesome to watch his unbridled joy in the WS.
But yeah, he's still a bit less than what I think he needs to be
Seager plates two more, swinging on the first pitch again. It’s 13-4.
Corey, welcome back, dude
Dodgers win 13-4. Get some rest guys; Nats on Friday.
SWEEEP!! friars are our bitch Bishes!!!
Boys are starting to look like a TEAM again.
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our guys are no longer traveling in 25 different Ubers, what a team
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