Friday, April 27, 2018

Series Thread (Games 24-27), 4/27-29 @ Giants

Fri, 7p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Derek Holland Orange 6, Blue 4
Sat, 1p: Walker Buehler vs Chris Stratton Blue 15, Orange 6
Sat, 7p: Alex Wood vs Johnny Cueto Orange 8, Blue 3
Sun, 2p: Kenta Maeda vs Ty Blach Orange 4, Blue 2

WELP.

Donnie's Revenge is complete, the Marlins having taken two of three from us to boost their record to a scintillating 7-17. Meanwhile, the third-place Dodgers (11-12) visit the fourth-place Giants (11-13...how are we ahead of them in the standings?) in a series that includes a doubleheader that makes up for a rainout in San Francisco earlier this month.

The Dodgers went 12-17 last September, so maybe they're just getting their shitty month out of the way now? If so, brilliant plan, guys!

77 comments:

Orel said...

GAME 1
Taylor CF
Barnes 2B
Hernandez SS
Kemp LF
Grandal C
Bellinger 1B
Puig RF
Farmer 3B
Ryu P

karen said...

HARNESS THE HATE!!!

Spicy Demon said...

What Karen said!

karen said...

Siddown Pubes.

karen said...

Mofo Eva Longoria hits a solo.

karen said...

Another solo. This one off of Brandon Crawford's bat. 2-0 Evil Empire.

karen said...

Yaz drives in Matty. 2-1 Evil.

karen said...

Some fat ass gnat fan interferes with Puig's hit. 2-2 and they're reviewing where the interference comes into play.

karen said...

Umps sending Belli back to 3rd. Fat ass fan got kicked out of park.

karen said...

Ryu hits a 2 run double...4-2 Blue!!

Orel said...

Karen thanks for holding down the fort!

Orel said...

We go to the 6th, Dodgers still leading 4-2

Orel said...

Tim Brown
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16s17 seconds ago

Ohtani sprained his left ankle.

Orel said...

Posey singles off Ryu (literally), Ryu taken out for precautionary reasons. Fields throws one pitch to Longoria and gets the third out.

karen said...

Hey Orel!! Matty was taken out of the game with .left quad stiffness

karen said...

4-3 Good Guys after Death Star scores in 7th.

karen said...

Death Star ties it. Runners in scoring position with 1 out in 7th.

karen said...

Ryu and now Baez both have stumbled off the mound in BirdShit park tonight. Our Boys are unraveling. 6-4 Evil still in 7th.

karen said...

Final 6-4 frisco.

Orel said...

Guys, I'm afraid we may not be a very good team this year.

Orel said...

GAME 2
Taylor CF
Utley 2B
Seager SS
Bellinger 1B
Pederson LF
Barnes C
Puig RF
Muncy 3B
Buehler P

karen said...

Cody Pop drives in 1 in first. Runners on corners, 1 out.

karen said...

3-0 Boys going to B1.

QuadSevens said...

Ferris will have a little cushion to work with before he throws his first pitch. Sweet!

karen said...

Puig makes a great catch but may be hurt. 3-2 Blue after 1.

karen said...

CT3 with the solo! 4-2 Blue.

QuadSevens said...

Bellinger with an RBI triple. 5-2.

QuadSevens said...

Joc with a triple now too! Gnats going to the pen. 6-2 in the second.

Orel said...

I am cautiously pessimistic.

karen said...

Good news. Puig coming to bat.

karen said...

Orel...As long as it's cautious.

QuadSevens said...

Puig out of the game after his at bat.

QuadSevens said...

Muncy and Utley with doubles in the third. 7-2 blue.

Orel said...

Puig is out of the game now but an Utley RBI makes it 7-2

Orel said...

Double DAMMIT!

QuadSevens said...

*blows smoke from his gun*

Orel said...

Nice, Quad!

Orel said...

12-2 in the 6th!

karen said...

Is it safe yet to assume we have this in the bag at 12-2??

Orel said...

Bite your tongue Karen!

karen said...

Deja vu JT.

Orel said...

...because Baez is in.

Steve Sax said...

Up 12-2 and Baez comes in and immediately gives up two hits in his first three batters.

Steve Sax said...

And Hanson hits a three-run HR. Fucking GET RID OF BAEZ

karen said...

Assumptions are never good or safe. Looking at you Pedro.

Steve Sax said...

Baez gives up a fourth consecutive hit. Fucking PULL HIM

karen said...

Siddown Panda

Steve Sax said...

Adam Liberatore gets a key K on Kung Fat Panda. Two out. Come on

Steve Sax said...

Come on Cody, hit a HR here

karen said...

Fuckheads!!! How dare they hit Barnes.

karen said...

frisco gets their nads in a twist because Blue sends Cody to score 15th run. Can't the morons see we have to keep scoring to stay ahead of our pitching.

karen said...

Panda sits us down in order.

Steve Sax said...

Bochy puts in Sandoval, who pitches a 1-2-3 ninth

Steve Sax said...

I give Bochy some props for that move. Nice

karen said...

Saxy...Yeah, I found myself smiling through that.

Orel said...

Sandoval pitched? And we didn't hit him???

Orel said...

WIN

karen said...

Off to the market to get some strawberry soda. Yep, I'm breaking out the strong stuff for game 2.

Steve Sax said...

Nervous victory in game 2

karen said...

Starting against Cueto CP3 hits a double and next up Seager hits it out. 2-0 Blue.

Orel said...

GAME 3
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Grandal C
Bellinger 1B
Utley 2B
Pederson LF
Verdugo RF
Farmer 3B
Wood P

Orel said...

Corey getting it done on both sides of the plate!

Orel said...

Wood getting it done on neither side of the plate!

Orel said...

WELP

Orel said...

GAME 4
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Hernandez RF
Kemp LF
Grandal C
Bellinger 1B
Barnes 2B
Farmer 3B
Maeda P

karen said...

Yasiel Puig to 10 day DL, hip and ankle. Rich Hill stays on DL, broken fingernail has become infected.

Orel said...

They can keep Turner company

karen said...

Yeah. I kept thinking we'd be getting close with him but I guess not.

Orel said...

ugh

karen said...

Kenta gives up 3 run homer to Longoria. 3-0.

karen said...

Maeda gives up another run in third. 4-0 Hated Ones.

Alex Cora said...

God damn we are so shitty. What the heck guys? No hits. Bullpen sucks. Starting pitching just barely hanging on. This is hard to watch.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

My son just attacked me with a wolverine lego mini figure.
Maybe it's a sign!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Or... maybe not. SCHNICK IT ALL TO HELL~ .

karen said...

Final score 4-2 Bad Guys.

Fred's Brim said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Steve Sax said...

Wow, Houston Mitchell went off on Roberts (and the front office) today.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/la-sp-dodgers-dugout-bellinger-20180430-story.html

nice!