Fri, 7p: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Derek Holland Orange 6, Blue 4
Sat, 1p: Walker Buehler vs Chris Stratton Blue 15, Orange 6
Sat, 7p: Alex Wood vs Johnny Cueto Orange 8, Blue 3
Sun, 2p: Kenta Maeda vs Ty Blach Orange 4, Blue 2
WELP.
Donnie's Revenge is complete, the Marlins having taken two of three from us to boost their record to a scintillating 7-17. Meanwhile, the third-place Dodgers (11-12) visit the fourth-place Giants (11-13...how are we ahead of them in the standings?) in a series that includes a doubleheader that makes up for a rainout in San Francisco earlier this month.
The Dodgers went 12-17 last September, so maybe they're just getting their shitty month out of the way now? If so, brilliant plan, guys!
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GAME 1
Taylor CF
Barnes 2B
Hernandez SS
Kemp LF
Grandal C
Bellinger 1B
Puig RF
Farmer 3B
Ryu P
HARNESS THE HATE!!!
What Karen said!
Siddown Pubes.
Mofo Eva Longoria hits a solo.
Another solo. This one off of Brandon Crawford's bat. 2-0 Evil Empire.
Yaz drives in Matty. 2-1 Evil.
Some fat ass gnat fan interferes with Puig's hit. 2-2 and they're reviewing where the interference comes into play.
Umps sending Belli back to 3rd. Fat ass fan got kicked out of park.
Ryu hits a 2 run double...4-2 Blue!!
Karen thanks for holding down the fort!
We go to the 6th, Dodgers still leading 4-2
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Ohtani sprained his left ankle.
Posey singles off Ryu (literally), Ryu taken out for precautionary reasons. Fields throws one pitch to Longoria and gets the third out.
Hey Orel!! Matty was taken out of the game with .left quad stiffness
4-3 Good Guys after Death Star scores in 7th.
Death Star ties it. Runners in scoring position with 1 out in 7th.
Ryu and now Baez both have stumbled off the mound in BirdShit park tonight. Our Boys are unraveling. 6-4 Evil still in 7th.
Final 6-4 frisco.
Guys, I'm afraid we may not be a very good team this year.
GAME 2
Taylor CF
Utley 2B
Seager SS
Bellinger 1B
Pederson LF
Barnes C
Puig RF
Muncy 3B
Buehler P
Cody Pop drives in 1 in first. Runners on corners, 1 out.
3-0 Boys going to B1.
Ferris will have a little cushion to work with before he throws his first pitch. Sweet!
Puig makes a great catch but may be hurt. 3-2 Blue after 1.
CT3 with the solo! 4-2 Blue.
Bellinger with an RBI triple. 5-2.
Joc with a triple now too! Gnats going to the pen. 6-2 in the second.
I am cautiously pessimistic.
Good news. Puig coming to bat.
Orel...As long as it's cautious.
Puig out of the game after his at bat.
Muncy and Utley with doubles in the third. 7-2 blue.
Puig is out of the game now but an Utley RBI makes it 7-2
Double DAMMIT!
*blows smoke from his gun*
Nice, Quad!
12-2 in the 6th!
Is it safe yet to assume we have this in the bag at 12-2??
Bite your tongue Karen!
Deja vu JT.
...because Baez is in.
Up 12-2 and Baez comes in and immediately gives up two hits in his first three batters.
And Hanson hits a three-run HR. Fucking GET RID OF BAEZ
Assumptions are never good or safe. Looking at you Pedro.
Siddown Panda
Adam Liberatore gets a key K on Kung Fat Panda. Two out. Come on
Come on Cody, hit a HR here
frisco gets their nads in a twist because Blue sends Cody to score 15th run. Can't the morons see we have to keep scoring to stay ahead of our pitching.
Panda sits us down in order.
Bochy puts in Sandoval, who pitches a 1-2-3 ninth
I give Bochy some props for that move. Nice
Saxy...Yeah, I found myself smiling through that.
Sandoval pitched? And we didn't hit him???
WIN
Off to the market to get some strawberry soda. Yep, I'm breaking out the strong stuff for game 2.
Nervous victory in game 2
Starting against Cueto CP3 hits a double and next up Seager hits it out. 2-0 Blue.
GAME 3
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Grandal C
Bellinger 1B
Utley 2B
Pederson LF
Verdugo RF
Farmer 3B
Wood P
Corey getting it done on both sides of the plate!
Wood getting it done on neither side of the plate!
WELP
GAME 4
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Hernandez RF
Kemp LF
Grandal C
Bellinger 1B
Barnes 2B
Farmer 3B
Maeda P
Yasiel Puig to 10 day DL, hip and ankle. Rich Hill stays on DL, broken fingernail has become infected.
They can keep Turner company
Yeah. I kept thinking we'd be getting close with him but I guess not.
ugh
Kenta gives up 3 run homer to Longoria. 3-0.
Maeda gives up another run in third. 4-0 Hated Ones.
My son just attacked me with a wolverine lego mini figure.
Maybe it's a sign!
Or... maybe not. SCHNICK IT ALL TO HELL~ .
Final score 4-2 Bad Guys.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wow, Houston Mitchell went off on Roberts (and the front office) today.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/la-sp-dodgers-dugout-bellinger-20180430-story.html
nice!
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