We have to watch those Cub bastards hoist their World Series banner on their opening night tonight? And we have to watch them get their rings the following ni--....wait there is no game the next night of this away series. WTF? So we have to watch the banner hoisted, get angry about it on the off day, then try to keep our cool as we watch them get their rings the next night? And neither of those games will be played during the damn daytime, when Cubs games are supposed to freaking be played. Oh, also Rich Hill has a strained blister on his throwing blister that has blistered up, so he's scratched for the opener against Jon Lester. What can go wrong in this series? Dusty mad already.
4/10, 5:05p: Alex Wood vs Jon Lester
CUBS 3, DODGERS 2
4/12, 5:05p: Brandon McCarthy vs John Lackey
DODGERS 2, CUBS 0
4/13, 11:20a: Hyun-Jin Ryu vs Brett Anderson
CUBS 4, DODGERS 0. Hello, old friend.
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Banner anger? Nicely played.
First game: Banner raised
Second game: Cubs get rings
Third game: Angel Hernandez says, "Y'know what? AGon WAS safe!"
Game is only on ESPN tonight.
Dusty: I do like you when you're angry.
GAME 1
Forsythe 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gutierrez LF
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Pederson CF
Wood P
WE GOT GUNKEL
And we're in a rain delay. Surely god hates the Cubs. Rain delay in WS G7, rain delay for tonight's ceremony. Not exactly a banner day!
Oyster Pubes got straight tagged upside the head today.
Yo Dusty. I heard about Oyster. Dunno how bad it was. Heard he was down for a bit?
He walked off on his own pube-y volition but he took one pretty hard to the helmet. I guess it was best case scenario if you're going to get hit. Wasn't intentional.
Seems like he's doing okay so far. Never want to see anyone get hit in the head like that, no matter how pubey.
Is this game on yet?
Twitter says yes, Gameday says no
My mind says stop, but my heart, and my hips, cry proceed
RBI double for Seager. 2-1 top of the 6th.
2-1 Cubs I should say.
Regarding the earlier posts: yeah I felt bad for Oyster Pubes getting hit like that today. Ouch. Hope he's ok.
Joe Gunkel, ladies and gentlemen!!!
Bases loaded, none out in the top of the seventh.
Joc flies out and Toles GIDP. Unbelievable. I don't know whom I hate more right now.
And, Puig strikes out on six pitches, all six of which were high in the zone
But it's 2-2 mid 8
Joc Pederson, 5 LOB so far
So Monday night was sucky. Let's turn it around tonight.
Epale, earthlings!
GAME 2
Toles LF
Seager SS
Forsythe 3B
González 1B
Grandal C
Pederson CF
Utley 2B
Puig RF
McCarthy P
Epale, Stubbs! 1-0 Good Guys
Hullo
Meanwhile, 8,702 left on base
That number seems low.
Just went with my gut.
I appreciate when the other team is generating the GIDPs as opposed the usual
Epale, Mr. F!
Epale, Orel!
RANCHO ARDIENDO
Code Rancho Ardiendo
LOL GIDP 3LOB
Balls.
Original Recipe Orel has some Aunt-Patty-and-Selma vocal groove going on tonight.
That's some motherfucking HUSTLE, TOLES!
what just happened
Old man Utley wasn't half bad either!
@orel
Rhetorical?
Wow nice
The coveted RBI strikeout.
Good job, Kenley
@Stubbs, 8:21: Mostly.
We won, look at that.
That works for me.
And that's why you fuckin re-sign Utley.
GAME 3
Forsythe 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Puig RF
Van Slyke 1B
Grandal C
Thompson (!!!) CF
Hernández LF
Ryu P
Welcome back, Trayce!
Welcome back, offense that can't hit lefties!
This is a real headdesk of a game.
D'oh-ffense!
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