Whaaaaaat, did you think we forgot about you? Fear not, the Sons are out of rehab and down for another season of high hopes followed by the inevitable weight of soul-crushing disappointment grinding our love for game into the dirt—
Ah shit, sorry about that — didn't mean to get all doom and gloom on you. Yes, I know that many media outlets and finer sports-betting establishments are picking the Dodgers to win it all this year. And our GM is a nice guy. And our clubhouse has *gasp* chemistry.
But we've been here before, what with the astronomical payroll and lofty expectations. Who isn't glad that Kenley and Turn Down for What are back? And even Old Man Utley? But let's see some results on the field. Then we'll know what this year's team is made of.
P.S: Best of luck to Joe Davis, making his home-game debut today!
UPDATE: Can confirm that SoSG Stubbs is actually not out of rehab yet.
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Toles LF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Forsythe 2B
Pederson CF
Grandal C
Puig RF
Kershaw P
Tolesy leading off!
I like it!
ps- Dusty up in dis bish!
*snaps out of Wrestlemania hangover*
BASEBALL!
FUCK THE MADRES!
We're in midseason form people
Opening day! Let's do this!
Anyone at the park today?
The Dodgers Facebook account was streaming the opening ceremonies. Got to watch that which was nice.
At work here. Couldn't play hooky today.
Corey was kind of a mess out there.
Epale, y'all!
I'm apparently out of hibernation, but why am I still so fat, then?
that was sucky
Happy opening day!!!
I'll take that over a kick in the junk.
Oh sheeeeeeit!
HOLY HIBBITYBIBBITY!
Jhoulys got juiced
We got this. Afterall, it's not hockey.
Howdy, peeps! I tuned in just in time to hear Corey's slam.
Stubbs got a day pass.
@Cliffy::::: Joc you mean.
What'd I miss? CoreySlam™?
@Neeebs, and I haven't even been drinking! I blame the Kings.
@Neeeeeeeeeebsy
I called an audible for an emergency opening day teleconference. Priorities.
I keep dreading that JT will revert to NYM form at some point. I have Dodgers trust issues.
Can't imagine why, Stubbsy
Hey we're winning!
This just in, the pods will still be terrible.
@Orel Because weonce traded for Jeromy Burnitz?
Jeromy spoke in...class...today
Are we winning? (checks score) PLAYOFFS BABY
71 pitches through 6? Jaysus.
Kershaw gave up a solo dong? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
Can we play the Padres 162 times this season?
Yeah, I'm assuming the Dodgers ARE good, but we're going to have to wait a few days to see how they are without the "But the Padres" qualifier.
That said, starting out with a win is pretty nice
Commence party-making!
WOO HOO
Peegeetee, bishes!
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