Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Game 2 Thread: Apr. 4 vs. Padres, 7p


Kenta stop the feeling!

Kenta Maeda (0-0, -.--) vs. Clayton Richard (0-0, -.--)

The second annual Opening Week Humiliation of the Padres rolls on tonight! This will be our first look at Maeda this season. Well, MY first look, anyway. I paid zero attention to Spring Training. Did you know Franklin Gutierrez was a thing? Me neither!

36 comments:

MR.F said...

holla

Franklin Stubbs said...

Challah!

Orel said...

Dishwalla!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Valhalla!

Orel said...

Big Balla Shot Calla!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Clan McCullough!

Orel said...

Simba & Nala!

Orel said...

Forsythe 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gutierrez LF
Puig RF
González 1B
Grandal C
Hernández CF
Maeda P

Orel said...

Maeda is in end-of-2016-season form. 1-0 Pads, still at bat

Orel said...

2-0 Pads, 2 out

Orel said...

Kenta fooling no one

Franklin Stubbs said...

Bringing the patented Stubbs mojo to the park tonight. Down early and GIDPs all around.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, this is poop.

Orel said...

This Toles-less lineup is not getting it done

Dusty Baker said...

Sorry I'm late!

Odwalla!

http://www.odwalla.com/

[too lazy to code]

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck handedness. How do you have Joc do what he did yesterday then sit him today? It's only day two, run his ass out there. And Toles, too.

Dusty Baker said...

Sending mad love to Pedro Guerrero tonight as he struggles for his life

ps- SoSG Pedro Guerrero can fuck off!

Orel said...

weak

Orel said...

(Dodgers' play, not Dusty's comments!)

Hideo Nomo said...

Malala!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Avocado Green Impala!

Dusty Baker said...

^ Stubbs wins!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Easily 2/3 of our outs have been to that same damn spot.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Welp…

Franklin Stubbs said...

Forsythe came to play tonight, anyway

Dusty Baker said...

@ Stubbs @ 8:18

"Out damn'd spot!" one might say.

Dusty Baker said...

Loving Forsythe so far.

Franklin Stubbs said...

@DB

"Double double toil and trouble" would be more apt.

Alex Cora said...

Ugh. I hate lefthanders. Sorry Flanders

Dusty Baker said...

You just don't get this quality in other comment threads on other sites.

Dusty Baker said...

Where Karen at?

MR.F said...

Now it's 0-4

Dusty Baker said...

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

^^ We still have that chemistry, Mr F!

Alex Cora said...

Well this is a big letdown after yesterday.

MR.F said...

I <3 you Dusty!