Friday, October 07, 2016

Rally Thong Update

Don't let it be said that loyal SoSG reader Cliff Beefpile isn't a man of his word. In case you missed it, Cliffy promised to purchase a rally thong if the Dodgers came back and beat the Giants on Sept. 19. Which they did.

Now Cliff writes in:

Cc: Chippendales

I'll spare you the Magic Mike dance I did after opening the package--that was just for me and my webcam audience. I went ahead and splurged on the EXTREME series thong, because why half-ass it, ya know? And it's mesh, because of course. I don't think I can adequately describe the look on the lady's face as she rung me up when I bought this. I'd say it was a mix of horror and bafflement, with a hint of amusement. Coincidentally enough, that's the same look I get from anyone who sees me in normal underpants. But I digress. Let's do this, Dodgers! 2016 World Series champs! So says the rally thong!

We trust the 2016 Dodgers Rally Thong will be on and, ahem, in its place this afternoon. Be sure to report back, Cliffy!

7 comments:

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Cliffy is a man of word. This ultimate sacrifice to the baseball gods is sure to our Dodgers a World Series trophy!

karen said...

Tip to Cliffy....Spanky tells me the longer you wear it without washing it the better the Lucky Rally Thong works.

spank said...

LOLZ

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Crusty Cliffy!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

@Karen, people wash their underthings?

My fandom now comes with 100% fewer visible panty lines!

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

I'll never look at a pile of beef the same way

Fred's Brim said...

Rally Thong, I call on you for guidance in these trying times