Kenta Maeda vs Jon Lester.
It's official...the masses do not have faith. BUT they do not know the power of The Cliff Beefpile Rally Thong™. The rally thong was solely responsible for the Dodgers' stirring comeback against the Nationals in the NLDS and it knows its work isn't done.
Now it's true the Dodgers are struggling against lefties, and Lester is one of the best out there. But this is also a seven-game series, and Lester is the Cubs' only lefty starter. It's also true the Cubs have great lefty relievers HOLY SMOKES MAYBE THE BILLS AND CHAD ARE RIGHT (cries)
(takes drink, clears throat) Sorry about that — it's too easy to doubt our team. I would know, having tossed in the towel when the Nats had a 2-1 NLDS lead. But they play the games for a reason, as they say (who is "they"?) and the Boys in Blue haven't disappointed yet. GO BLUE!
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Kendrick LF
Turner 3B
Seager SS
Puig RF
González 1B
Ruiz C
Hernández 2B
Pederson CF
Maeda P
good luck,dear peeps. gonna miss this one.
2 words for the haters....1988 Athletics
NO I'M NOT NERVOUS WHY DO YOU ASK
Hope Maeda shows up, and not Mierda. #Keys to the game
Also get some fucking hits #keystothegame
Kike on the pregame show confirms the game is much harder than it looks on TV.
I dunno. I think the SoSG softball team could take out the Cubs
@Orel no doubt. We can surely out drink them
Amen, DBT!
Beer check: starting with Deschuttes Pale, then finish up with some Firestone Union Jack IPA
Good ol' Fat Tire
First-inning Corey is prime Corey
And Puig grounds outs weakly to end the inning and not disprove Joe Buck's narrative about his decline
Ugh, c'mon Kenta
Two batters in and we are losing
Well that didn't take long.
Kenta Kendrick got that out of their system. C'mon guys no more fucking around
13 pitches, one out
OK that could have been worse. 17-pitch 1st for Maeda
Nice way to limit the damage. Maeda's change up is looking good when he hits his spots.
AGon single to lead off the 2nd!
Ruiz tags it but right at 3B
At least we're making Lester throw a few pitches here
Walks Kiké! Two one, one out
C'mon Joc
ugh
AGon thrown out at home on a single by Kenta. Not gonna get many more chances than that
Slooooooow
Does Kenta know it's the playoffs?
A two-strike triple followed by a two-strike double makes it 2-0 Cubs. Kenta looks like he's outta gas
Dodgers are making too many mistakes. Fucking horrible
And Baez steals home. Embarrassing
Maeda has llooked bad for the last month.
In Japan they throw once a week so the MLB schedule must have caught up to him
Or maybe it's every six days, I'm not sure
We can still get back in this game.
And the bats go back to sleep
Turner and Seags hit the ball hard. Lester not as sharp but a couple more Cubs runs and it won't matter.
Did the Dodgers blow their wad in the NLDS? They look flat
Actually making contact but BABIP gods are against us so far
Maeda getting squeezed here.
Ethier!!! PH bomb!
Someone showed up!
Ethier hit a homerun?! In the postseason?! The wind must really be blowin' out at Wrigley.
Cubbies are starting to think about it. NOW the pressure starts to sink in, Dodgers need to take advantage.
6th inning and we're still in this....
We need more Ethier up in this bitch! And more determination!
AGon grounds out weakly to start the 7th
If we lose by two preventable runs...
DETERMINATION RALLY!!!
RANCHO ARDIENDO
HOLY COW!!!
How many times has Agon come through for us!!!
Wow, way to go AGon! 3-3
la mantequilla y los huevos
Chapman sweating bullets... he knows the power of the rally thong!
I'm wearing three layers of rally thongs. Even if I take two off in the heat of passion, I'll feel equally covered and commando!
Might need to throw another two on
All right. Who swore
You got a whole pile of them or something?
Wow, Doc intentionally loads the bases to get Chapman out of the game
Aaaarrrrrgggghhhjjj
:(
Don't worry peeps, we got the best bullpen in baseball.
*cries*
0-2 pitch grand slam. Awful
At least the Ohio ST game is entertaining.
Dammit
Well that sucked.
Hey it's game 1. No biggie
No GT for game 2?
Me too Q7...looking for the GT....
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