Clayton Kershaw (0-0, -.--) vs. Max Scherzer (0-0, -.--)
There is a LOT we could say about the fragile state of Dodger fans' nerves this time of year. Instead, why don't we all watch this incredible video the Dodgers put together and get ourselves HYPED AS FUCK?
The West has been won. What's next? #LALovesOctober pic.twitter.com/8mv7XZ0GE8
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) October 7, 2016
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Utley 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Reddick RF
Pederson CF
Grandal C
Toles LF
Kershaw P
Butt: Clenched.
HYPED AS FUCK!
Whoops!
Cheater Arod is picking Scherzer over Clayton.
I just love that little dance Culberson did on his walk off. For some reason I keep seeing Cliffy doing that in the Rally Thong.
Now I can't unsee that.
Can the SoSG graphic artist make a Culberson rally thong dance gif?
Let's win this game for Oyster Burns!
First time in MLB history that two African-American managers have faced each other in the postseason.
I'll take these in order:
The SoSG graphic artist has been reassigned to the IT dept.
Is Oyster Burns related to C. Montgomery Burns?
HYPED AS FUCK! AND SO IS COREY SEAGER! 1-0, bishes!
No shit? Too long and yet awesome at the same time.
SEAGER DONG
Wait the game started already but I
Fuck. Turner gets hit right in the wrist.
too damn hype in this bitch
fucking idiot Gonzo hitting into the shift.
don't fuck up,Kershaw
Kershaw touching 97 with the sidearm?
@Spanky....You remember what I told you about respectin' Mr. Kershaw Young Man!!!!
Dodgers go down 1-2-3 in the 2nd
Nats have bases sacked on an Utley error bot 2nd, 2 out
my god this is terrifying
Please, please, please let that be the worst frame for Kershaw today.
Yikes. That inning got me nervous.
Kershaw escapes but at 40 pitches thru 2
Me: Phew! We don't have to listen to Ripken and Darling banter in this game.
Harold Reynolds: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Also me: D'oh!
Utley! 2-0 scores Toles
2-0 Dodgers! Muttley comes through gritting with gritty grit and blue collar things!
Also, fuck Dan Murphy.
The Rally Thong is working!
REDTURNSTWO! 4-0, bishes! I told you, the rally thong's got this!
TURNER!!!
4-0 holy cow we needed that
JT BABY!!!!
4-zip Blue.
JT bringing sexy back
Now Kershaw can settle in.
Readjust the thong
Paging AJ Ellis
It's time to drill Werth.
nothing to do with AJ. this is the Kershaw we all love.
AJ Ellis wouldn't have had these communication issues with Clayton
It's time to go with one of the long men.
(peers out) Are we still leading?
Dodgers best score more runs cause Kershaw's gonna give more up next inning.
He left his slider command in L.A.
25 million dollars a year. mofo better pitch right to anyone catching period
Improved bullpen and a manager who yanks pitchers from no-nos. Kershaw isn't sticking around much longer.
Kershaw needs to come out, Roberts. Fuck his ego. This is a bullpen game.
Kershaw not helping his post-season reputation
Neeebs! Can you pitch in relief???
At least I have Frozen Fury tonight after the Dodgers break my heart and blow this game. *crosses fingers, hope I'm wrong*
Orel: I'm warming up. Is it unlimited high arc?
Kershaw needs to find mojo.
Dodgers lead 4-3 after 4
OK NEEEBS YOU'RE IN
Feels like the dodgers are losing? Feels like 10-0 Nats.
OK. Nothing that a couple Dodger runs can alleviate the pain I'm feeling here.
Kershaw batting for himself? Goodbye lead
Why is kershaw batting here
"Lemme just get one more AB, Skip. As soon as I see things from the hitter's perspective, I'll have it all figured out!"
should have taken Kershaw out
Can we get a 1-2-3 inning here?
How did we do when Kershaw was hurt??????
Paging Dave Roberts to the white courtesy phone. Get the pen going now!@!!!!!
COME ON KERSHAW! ONE MORE OUT! 3 MORE STRIKES! NO CURVEBALLS!
1-2-3-4 inning so far...
End of cinco, and I'm ready for a drinko!
DBT: +1
Nats leave 2 in the bottom of the 5th. Kershaw has enough to get postseason win no. 3. It doesn't gotta be pretty.
i can now relax my anus at least for a second.
Good call, DBT! Time for booze up in this bish.
booze been up in dis bish since inning 1.
#ChampagneOfBeers
Holy shit, Scherzer's been efficient these last few innings.
Reddick hasn't had a good swing today.
Blanton in for the 6th
Wasted opportunities at the plate piling up
Damn. How old is Aggro Jesus (Werth) now?
holy hell..not Baez
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hoo boy.
"I don't think it's gonna happen 'cause Murphy's not able to run right now." -- Harold Reynolds, who is always right.
Also, hi everyone.
Dammit, Agon.
I love Howie, but taking out Toles...
Kenley in.
Gah! Just fair.
I hate former Dodgers.
HI ERIN
WOOOOOO KENLEY 2/5 of the way there!
i soiled my pants
Noice Kenly
yo,Erin!
Melancon looks like the principal from "Back to the Future".
RANCHO ARDIENDO
...for Kenley
Kenley still has a nice swing.
here we go. 3 more outs.
One down for Kenley in the 9th
TWO DOWN
ONE MORE STRIKE
Game 1. I knew we had it the whole time.
GREAT JOB CLIFFY
woohoo! fucking hell.
UGLY UGLY UGLY but I'll take it
Rally Thong win!!!!
Remember do not to wash it Ciffy.
Care and feeding directions of Rally Thong courtesy of Karen
Who at Fox Sports decided on this dumb camera angle directly behind the plate that eliminates about 2/3 of the field. They're only using it on hits...when you absolutely want a wider field of vision.
I will be removing it between games, though. I'm chaffin' like a bear.
Man was that a stressful driving home listening to Charlie and Rick! High fives everybody. Cliffy air out that thong and get it ready for tomorrow.
GET IT TOGETHER CUBS
FB was at the game today, butt wasn't unclenched until the end. How did the 2 best starters in baseball suck dilsnick but the bullpens shut everyone down?
I am fully expecting to hear that Clayton's back is shot and we won't be seeing him until 2018.
I still have no idea why Doc didn't have anyone up in the bullpen at any point. It was almost to the point of being irresponsible
preach on,FB!! straight the fuck up!
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