Friday, October 07, 2016

NLDS Game 1 Thread: Oct. 7 @ Nats, 2:30p


Clayton Kershaw (0-0, -.--) vs. Max Scherzer (0-0, -.--)

There is a LOT we could say about the fragile state of Dodger fans' nerves this time of year. Instead, why don't we all watch this incredible video the Dodgers put together and get ourselves HYPED AS FUCK?
Go Kershaw! Go Dodgers! Go Rally Thong!

121 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Utley 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Reddick RF
Pederson CF
Grandal C
Toles LF
Kershaw P

Hideo Nomo said...

Butt: Clenched.

Orel said...

HYPED AS FUCK!

Orel said...

HYPED-ASS, FUCK!

Hideo Nomo said...

HYPED ASS-FUCK!

Wait...

Orel said...

Whoops!

karen said...

Cheater Arod is picking Scherzer over Clayton.

karen said...

I just love that little dance Culberson did on his walk off. For some reason I keep seeing Cliffy doing that in the Rally Thong.

Orel said...

Now I can't unsee that.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Can the SoSG graphic artist make a Culberson rally thong dance gif?

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Let's win this game for Oyster Burns!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

First time in MLB history that two African-American managers have faced each other in the postseason.

Orel said...

I'll take these in order:

Orel said...

The SoSG graphic artist has been reassigned to the IT dept.

Orel said...

Is Oyster Burns related to C. Montgomery Burns?

Cliff Beefpile said...

HYPED AS FUCK! AND SO IS COREY SEAGER! 1-0, bishes!

Orel said...

No shit? Too long and yet awesome at the same time.

karen said...

FUCK YEAH COREY!!!!!!!

Hideo Nomo said...

SEAGER DONG

Orel said...

Wait the game started already but I

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fuck. Turner gets hit right in the wrist.

Orel said...

Fuck.

spank said...

too damn hype in this bitch

spank said...

fucking idiot Gonzo hitting into the shift.

spank said...

don't fuck up,Kershaw

Orel said...

Kershaw touching 97 with the sidearm?

karen said...

@Spanky....You remember what I told you about respectin' Mr. Kershaw Young Man!!!!

Orel said...

Dodgers go down 1-2-3 in the 2nd

Orel said...

Nats have bases sacked on an Utley error bot 2nd, 2 out

Steve Sax said...

my god this is terrifying

Steve Sax said...

Please, please, please let that be the worst frame for Kershaw today.

karen said...

Yikes. That inning got me nervous.

Orel said...

Kershaw escapes but at 40 pitches thru 2

Cliff Beefpile said...

Me: Phew! We don't have to listen to Ripken and Darling banter in this game.
Harold Reynolds: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Also me: D'oh!

Steve Sax said...

Utley! 2-0 scores Toles

Cliff Beefpile said...

2-0 Dodgers! Muttley comes through gritting with gritty grit and blue collar things!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Also, fuck Dan Murphy.

Orel said...

The Rally Thong is working!

Cliff Beefpile said...

REDTURNSTWO! 4-0, bishes! I told you, the rally thong's got this!

Steve Sax said...

TURNER!!!

4-0 holy cow we needed that

karen said...

JT BABY!!!!

4-zip Blue.

spank said...

JT bringing sexy back

Cliff Beefpile said...

Now Kershaw can settle in.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Jesus, 55 pitches already. Calm the fuck down, Kershaw.

Orel said...

Readjust the thong

karen said...

Paging AJ Ellis

spank said...

fucking Kershaw sucking balls

Cliff Beefpile said...

It's time to drill Werth.

spank said...

nothing to do with AJ. this is the Kershaw we all love.

Steve Sax said...

AJ Ellis wouldn't have had these communication issues with Clayton

Cliff Beefpile said...

It's time to go with one of the long men.

Orel said...

(peers out) Are we still leading?

spank said...

Dodgers best score more runs cause Kershaw's gonna give more up next inning.

Hideo Nomo said...

He left his slider command in L.A.

spank said...

25 million dollars a year. mofo better pitch right to anyone catching period

Hideo Nomo said...

Improved bullpen and a manager who yanks pitchers from no-nos. Kershaw isn't sticking around much longer.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Kershaw needs to come out, Roberts. Fuck his ego. This is a bullpen game.

Neeebs said...

Kershaw not helping his post-season reputation

Orel said...

Neeebs! Can you pitch in relief???

Neeebs said...

At least I have Frozen Fury tonight after the Dodgers break my heart and blow this game. *crosses fingers, hope I'm wrong*

Neeebs said...

Orel: I'm warming up. Is it unlimited high arc?

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Kershaw needs to find mojo.

Orel said...

Dodgers lead 4-3 after 4

Orel said...

OK NEEEBS YOU'RE IN

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Feels like the dodgers are losing? Feels like 10-0 Nats.

Neeebs said...

OK. Nothing that a couple Dodger runs can alleviate the pain I'm feeling here.

Orel said...

Kershaw batting for himself? Goodbye lead

Steve Sax said...

Why is kershaw batting here

Hideo Nomo said...

"Lemme just get one more AB, Skip. As soon as I see things from the hitter's perspective, I'll have it all figured out!"

spank said...

should have taken Kershaw out

Neeebs said...

Can we get a 1-2-3 inning here?

Neeebs said...

How did we do when Kershaw was hurt??????

Paging Dave Roberts to the white courtesy phone. Get the pen going now!@!!!!!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

COME ON KERSHAW! ONE MORE OUT! 3 MORE STRIKES! NO CURVEBALLS!

Orel said...

1-2-3-4 inning so far...

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

End of cinco, and I'm ready for a drinko!

Orel said...

DBT: +1

Cliff Beefpile said...

Nats leave 2 in the bottom of the 5th. Kershaw has enough to get postseason win no. 3. It doesn't gotta be pretty.

spank said...

i can now relax my anus at least for a second.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Good call, DBT! Time for booze up in this bish.

spank said...

booze been up in dis bish since inning 1.

#ChampagneOfBeers

Cliff Beefpile said...

Holy shit, Scherzer's been efficient these last few innings.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Reddick hasn't had a good swing today.

Orel said...

Blanton in for the 6th

Orel said...

Wasted opportunities at the plate piling up

Cliff Beefpile said...

Damn. How old is Aggro Jesus (Werth) now?

spank said...

holy hell..not Baez

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cliff Beefpile said...

Hoo boy.

Erin Scot said...

"I don't think it's gonna happen 'cause Murphy's not able to run right now." -- Harold Reynolds, who is always right.

Also, hi everyone.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Dammit, Agon.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I love Howie, but taking out Toles...

spank said...

Kenley in.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Gah! Just fair.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I hate former Dodgers.

Orel said...

HI ERIN

Orel said...

WOOOOOO KENLEY 2/5 of the way there!

spank said...

i soiled my pants

karen said...

Noice Kenly

spank said...

yo,Erin!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Melancon looks like the principal from "Back to the Future".

Cliff Beefpile said...

100

Orel said...

RANCHO ARDIENDO

Orel said...

...for Kenley

Cliff Beefpile said...

Kenley still has a nice swing.

spank said...

here we go. 3 more outs.

Orel said...

One down for Kenley in the 9th

Orel said...

TWO DOWN

Orel said...

ONE MORE STRIKE

Cliff Beefpile said...

Game 1. I knew we had it the whole time.

Orel said...

holy shit we won

Orel said...

GREAT JOB CLIFFY

spank said...

woohoo! fucking hell.

karen said...

UGLY UGLY UGLY but I'll take it

karen said...

Rally Thong win!!!!

Remember do not to wash it Ciffy.

Orel said...

Care and feeding directions of Rally Thong courtesy of Karen

Cliff Beefpile said...

Who at Fox Sports decided on this dumb camera angle directly behind the plate that eliminates about 2/3 of the field. They're only using it on hits...when you absolutely want a wider field of vision.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I will be removing it between games, though. I'm chaffin' like a bear.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Man was that a stressful driving home listening to Charlie and Rick! High fives everybody. Cliffy air out that thong and get it ready for tomorrow.

Orel said...

GET IT TOGETHER CUBS

Fred's Brim said...

FB was at the game today, butt wasn't unclenched until the end. How did the 2 best starters in baseball suck dilsnick but the bullpens shut everyone down?

Fred's Brim said...

I am fully expecting to hear that Clayton's back is shot and we won't be seeing him until 2018.
I still have no idea why Doc didn't have anyone up in the bullpen at any point. It was almost to the point of being irresponsible

spank said...

preach on,FB!! straight the fuck up!