8/23, 7p: Kenta Maeda (12-7, 3.29) vs. Ashley Madison (12-7, 2.25)
DODGERS 9, GIANTS 5 Toles, Segedin both get their second HRs
8/24, 7p: the mythical Rich Hill (9-3, 2.25--IF he actually exists) vs. Johnny Cueto (14-3, 2.90)
DODGERS 1, GIANTS 0 Turner solo HR; Rich Hill done good (6.0 IP, 5 H, 0 ER, 3 Ks, 0 BB)
8/25, 7p: TBD Ross Stripling (3-4, 4.04) vs. Matt Moore (7-10, 4.18)
GIANTS 4, DODGERS 0 Matt Moore fell short of a complete-game shutout. That's all the history books will say.
The Dodgers enter this series with a meager one-game lead over the Giants in the NL West, yet our playoff odds are 94% vs. only 78% for our opponents. (We also have a 8.1% WS win percentage; SF has a 3.0% projection.) Looking at our starters for this series, however, you can't feel good about those playoff odds, especially with two of our three named starters currently sitting in the "vaporware" category.
But who knows, maybe the offense will pick up from yesterday's pummeling of the Reds. But just in case it goes pear-shaped and we get bludgeoned at home, the Dodgers have wisely scheduled a Health Care Appreciation Night on Wednesday (in between Dodgers headphones and Corey Seager bobblehead giveaways), just to make sure that medics will be on staff.
Now let's go get some giants.
UPDATE 8/24: I'm usually not a fan of reporters making themselves the story, but if it's about slumping Giants, I can make an exception. Dylan Hernandez of the LAT caused the Giants' downward spiral, according to Brandon Belt.
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GAME 1
Hernández CF
Kendrick LF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
González 1B
Grandal C
Segedin RF
Culberson 2B
Maeda P
HATE HATE HATE
FUCK THE GNATS!
Spanky...Thong time??
It's been on all day Karen
Brett Anderson and Scott Kazmir to DL.
Fuck Anderson and Kazmir! Unleash Urias and DeLeon!
Why is Roberts rolling out the B lineup today?
What, Segedin & Culberson don't strike fear in your heart?
I hate you Diablo Pagen
Hope i get Vincenzo on my game stream
Woohoo! Chente!
Night Moves with a double
NIGHT MOVES!!
You da man JT!!! 1-0 Good
What's this, a lead???
Grandal ends the inning but Bumgarner throws 23 pitches
OK I take back what I said about Segedin
Yep, our 'ace' Maeda just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Ugh. Tie game
Seager & Turner are unstoppable right now. Men on the corners with one out, AGon up
You stud Yaz!!!
Not so fast — Yas PB (?) allows Pagan to move to second, Belt doubles him in. Tie game again
Nice K
I think it's time for us all to stay seated in the same place. No potty breaks and breathe only if necessary.
WE ARE IN NO JINX MODE.
Why is Roberts pulling Chavez? He wasn't finished giving up the lead!
UJTD!
Epale, err'body!
There's my boy Chutley!!
Toles RBI double makes it 6-4!
Kiké RBI single makes it 7-4!
Wow! Dodgers still have the lead. Baez must not have pitched yet.
3 more outs
Kelley asked to pitch the last out of the eighth, when Blanton seemed like he was rolling along just fine. Nevertheless, one-pitch-one-out makes Roberts look smart
What's up with Pederson's socks
And since when did SF copy our matte-finish, 3D helmets?
Reddick hacking up there, but at least he gets Oyster Pubes with a foul ball ricochet.
Reddick draws a walk!!!!
You know how you look at someone for the first time and you already know you don't like them. Well that's Reddick. Something's off with that fool.
Toles again! Wow
TOLES!
9-4 LA
Joc Pederson's socks couldn't outrun that crappy hit
Joc's socks are going to incite a riot.
That's a wrap!
Bring on Health Care Appreciation Night!!!
That was fun. We should do it again tonight.
Spank, re: Reddick...
He has come off as broke-ass bootleg Ethier in his Dodger run. Maybe that's why you don't like him.
(I do like that he likes wrestling, but he's giving me NOTHING else to work with.)
Updated post with Game 1 score, plus link to LAT Dylan Hernandez article re: the Giants' slump.
I got the beginnings of a mild blister on my right index finger when opening a bottle of tightly sealed kombucha. I may or may not comment on tonight's game thread. It's a game time decision at this point.
GAME 2
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Reddick RF
Pederson CF
Kendrick LF
Hill P
Hello....is this thing working?????
Imagine if we saw this line up in April....
Seager leading off intrigues me
And it should because I left out a player
GAME 2 FOR REAL THIS TIME
Utley 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Reddick RF
Pederson CF
Kendrick LF
Hill P
Neeebs & PoD! It's a softball reunion!
Orel had to post the lineup twice, as the first time he tried to Chase Utley
Thank you Encinitas! Good night!
Congratulations to Rob, Robin and Robinson Segedin! Dad hits a monster home run and literally runs out of the dugout in the 8th to arrive just in time for his first son's birth.
What a beautiful family...Good job Rob and Robin!
God Bless.
Game 2 has SoSG AC at the Stadium
Game 3 has SoSG Dusty in a bar
Rich gets out of the first...Exhale.
Nice play by the Silver Asshole!
Cut your hair Cueto!
Hill's curve is pretty awesome!
Hill vs. Cueto has to be the herky-jerkiest matchup ever
CUETO IS PITCHING A NO HITTER
CUETO IS PITCHING A NO HITTER
CUETO IS PITCHING A NO HITTER
No-hitter is off!
Selfie power!
Hill's swing is not awesome.
I don't like seeing Baez with a one-run lead
I mean, I don't like seeing Baez in general. But especially with a one-run lead
I don't like seeing Baez period.
Kinda stole my point dude^^^
Wait, that's your line
Touche!
Reddick can't even fucking sac bunt correctly
Douche!
Old dude behind the plate with the HUGE LA logo on his cap. What is up with that. If he gets reading glasses, he wouldn't need such a big logo
Pederson with a weak K there. Time to change the socks, Joc
Yeah what's with the silly sox?
They worked yesterday
Oyster Pubes K was big
Ohhh I'm way to weak for this.
whew
Roberts' gamble to stay with Blanton works! 1-0 LA.
Big sigh of relief from Blanton after that long out.
Knickers in a twist
Why does Jansen have a cooler next to him in the bullpen? Hmm... beer check?
OK Kenley, don't fuck up
Please Kenley....
One down. Still nervous
Two down...
Wow. HUGE win!!!
3!
high fives all around! goodnight everybody
If you had told me we were going to beat Madison and Cueto the first two games this season, I would have laughed.
Wow. I'm still in shock
Leaving in Blanton is exactly the kind of move that just would never work for Mattingly, because baseball.
Whoa! AJ Ellis sent to baseball purgatory in Philly for Carlos Ruiz?
A.J. noooooooooooo
But this is pretty cool
http://mlb.com/images/7/1/4/197545714/082416_cuetoswing_med_8yq26ktj.gif
Dayum! Fucking brutal. Friedman is a god!
I wonder if Ellis had been waiting for that to happen since Kershaw got hurt.
He's cold-blooded
I mean, there's no precedent for warning a player or a player's friend about an impending trade, right? FO is running the place like a business, and that's rubbing people the wrong way. I get it, and it hurts, but you can't run a team based on feelings.
(Jesus, I sound so Trumpian. I need a nap.)
Totally agree with the feeling things. The only thing I wonder about is why not just DL A.J. and bring him back when rosters expand. Is Ruiz that much of a get?
Was Ellis injured? I thought he just wasn't playing because Roberts liked Grandal more because of his switch hitting.
Ruiz hasn't played much this year either. His slash line (.261/.368/.352) in 48 games is better than Ellis's (.194/.285/.252) over 53 games.
But can Ruiz deliver a kid in the backseat of a car? I DON'T THINK SO
(whoops, it was the front seat)
Dodgers.com website headline doesn't even mention Ellis: "Dodgers land Ruiz from Phillies"
GAME 3
Hernandez CF
Kendrick LF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Ellis HA HA JUST KIDDING Grandal C
Segedin RF
Stripling P
Culberson 2B
Pitcher bats 8th!
Yeah, but you have you seen Culberson bat?
there's probably more to his trade than is being talked about. wait a few days. maybe Kershaw said Bye Felicia.
.223 this season. Yawn
Ellis wasn't playing because Grandal is producing.
yeah, look, Ellis wasn't exactly ripping it up from the plate, throughout his career. But he seemed very much like a stand-up guy and I am sorry that we couldn't keep him. It's a business, though, I get it.
We'll always have that 2013 division-clinching homer that triggered the pool party in Arizona. Godspeed, AJ. Le sigh.
GAME 3 corrected lineup
Hernandez CF
Kendrick LF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Segedin RF
Culberson 2B
Stripling P
I'm speechless.
are we boycotting the GT in memory of AJ?
#BoycottForAJ
Why IBB Panik?
@alannarizzo 8m
Just sat down in press box & remembered this. @AJEllis17 even thanked the MEDIA on his way out. Nobody does that. He treated everyone well
Damn, Span just robbed AGon
You know, if A.J. could just hit over .200 he would probably still be a Dodger
Dodgers getting no-hit thru 3
Giants lead 1-0 on, you guessed it, a bloop single
The curse of AJ
3-0 on a Panik HR
#RevengeOfAJ
Watch the Phils go on a tear
Phils are only 8.5 games out of the wild card
Great footage of Zarraga in the dugout
MOORE HAS A NO-HITTER
Matt Moore is pitching a no hitter
Matt Moore is pitching a no hitter
Matt Moore is pitching a no hitter
#TheAjStrikesBack
If AJ Ellis were in the lineup,...
Well, it would probably still be a no-hitter. But I'd feel better.
HIT THE GODDAMN BALL MOTHERFUCKERS
Man, this game is moving slower than AJ Ellis on the base paths.
Yeah, too soon.
Great AB by Utley
However, he Ks.
Still a no-hitter. Moore only needs five more outs
I sense a GIDP here by Culberson
Get a hit, fuckers!
Culberson does his best to GIDP but only gets a force.
I love how Vin is harping on the Giants for leaving Moore, a Tommy John surgery veteran, in the game win the high pitch count (now 117)
Dammit
Cumberson
Jinx jinx jinx jinx
I hope that works...
Kiké robbed by Span
come on. get a fucking hit
is it too late to bat AJ?
FUCK NO.
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTEWR
WTF
hahaha Corey!
FUCK YES!!!!
Not in our house,bish!
Well that's one way to have a memorable bobble head night.
YES! ALL HAIL COREY SEAGER!!!!!!!!!!
Nice job by Matt Moore tonight.
Even AJ Ellis couldn't follow all the way through with his curse.
Breaking up a Giant no hitter is a win in my book!
how is that asshole not diving for Corey's bloop?
Shitty way to end the series, not hitting for the last 2 games. but 2-3 is fine by me. I'll be happy if we can get 1 win vs Chicago this weekend to go 3-3 against the toughest pitching we'll face all year
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