8/19, 4p: Bud Norris vs Tim Adleman
REDS 9, DODGERS 2
8/20, 4p: Brett Anderson vs Brandon Finnegan
REDS 11, DODGERS 1
8/21, 10a: Kenta Maeda vs Anthony DeSclafani
DODGERS 4, REDS 0. Urias: 6.0 IP, 0 R, 6 H, 6 K, 0 BB. Back in first!
8/22, 9:30a: Scott Kazmir vs Homer Bailey
DODGERS 18, REDS 9. Adrian Gonzalez: 3-for-6, 8 RBI. Andrew Toles and Rob Segedin: back-to-back first MLB HRs, for the first time in Dodgers history. Seager: 4-for-5 with 3 RBI. Scott Kazmir, Josh Reddick: still not very good. [Sax]
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GAME 1
Utley 2B
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Reddick RF
González 1B
Grandal C
Pederson CF
Kendrick LF
Norris P
Turner's two-out triple is wasted in the 1st
3-0 Reds with no outs in first
Bud is sucking it up. Another bullpen game Dave!
Get an out, asshole!
Sgonna be one of those games, isn't it? I think we've left 12 men in scoring position in 3 innings
FB...Yeah, and we'll lose by one run.
Bud Norris sucks
No skyline chili for Bud Norris tonight.
6 zip reds
Kennedy keeps saying this game is far from over. Guess he's right, technically, but...
I thought these were the teams we were supposed to beat?
Kennedy says Dodgers have their pitcher on the ropes, so a win is still possible.
For chrissakes JT, that was in the glove before you even thought of swinging
Jesus shit, Reddick is such a waste right now, he probably couldn't hit a homer off Baez
Are the Giants leading the west yet? Shitass Mets
FB furious
The Reds uniforms: if the Padres Sunday uniforms ate and shat out a little league team's uniforms
Why am I watching this? WKRPuke in Cincinnati
Good lord your are terrible, Pedro
Cincinnati PA guy playing The Who. Too soon if you ask me
May as well let Baez just finish the game
Goodbye, first place
Shitass Mets
GAME 2
Kendrick LF
Hernandez 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Turner 3B
Segedin RF
Pederson CF
Ellis C
Taylor SS
Anderson P
NYM 8, SF 5, bot 8
Fuck, it's Brett Anderson pitching
And it's 4-0 Reds before an out is recorded
We picked a hell of a time to start sucking again.
Maybe they should just put Anderson and McCarthy in charge of Dodgers Twitter and send a pitching machine out there.
You tell 'em!
5-0. This is embarrassing
They had the runner picked off AND STILL COULD NOT GET HIM OUT
Wait — review reverses the call. I RETRACT MY OUTRAGE
Don't worry, Giants. We got your back
jesus fuck
Dodger starters looking about as good as this new quarterback for the Rams. Goff did play football in college right? I mean, they didn't just pluck some douchebro off the beach at Santa Cruz, right?
Happy Sunday all!
Is it our turn to win yet??
Chutley goes yard to open the game...1-0 Blue.
Urias en fuego el dia de hoy
This Justin Turner kid might just work out at third.
Hey, we plated a run. Hmmm. Plated runs. . .
Urias strong; bullpen effective so far; decent run support. So, they didn't leave everything in Philly?
Good.
BTW, Orel (on the broadcast) keeps on dropping F-bombs on the Gnats. Has said "Frisco" at least 6 times. Good on him.
KJ look OK after 8 day no play
I'll say
Hiyooooo! .5 up
WIN!!
WIN
Giants lose on national television. Dodgers back to a half-game up!
G'morning. Am I late for team stretching?
no, get your bloody mary and head out to the field
GAME 4
Utley 2B
Seager SS
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Pederson CF
Kendrick LF
Toles RF
Segedin 3B
Kazmir P
boom
boom
BOOM
It's like the Brett Anderson game in reverse!
And that's you start off a Monday morning!
4-0 after half an inning
too many bloodies for andrew toles... they gotta cut him off.
And Kazmir quickly works to give the lead back
Kazmir might be the mythical beast "Pitchethtothescore".
Kazmir walks Bailey on five pitches. Well done, Scott
tying run at the plate for the reds, B2 (two out)
Hamilton flies to center for the third out.
4-1 LA through 2. Kazmir at 40 pitches; Bailey at 47.
Pitchethtothescore sensed Bailey was drawing up his Batman skills and deftly avoided him.
Pederson singles to lead off the third, and then Roberts runs a hit-and-run with Kendrick at the plate, and Pederson takes third! None out.
We gotta score more because Kazmir is still pitching
Toles 2016: 13-for-41 with 9 Ks
Toles with a RBI single, Kendrick to third!
5-1 LA
Do not worry, Pitchethtothescore has summoned the spirit of Jack Morris's mustache and will give up no more runs than should be giveth. It is written the Dodgers shall not do less than splitteth with the team from zinzinnati.
6-1 on the Segedin sac fly. Bailey chased with one out in the third.
Kazmir is doing his best to give this game back to Reds
Yawn, morning baseball.
6-3 and Kazmir doesn't even have eight outs yet (neither did Bailey). Seriously, this is pathetic, Scott.
Whoo time for a strikeout! One per game whether pitchethtothescore needs it or not
6-4, Kazmir is useless. Only two out, again two on
Kazmir out, Chavez in, third out finally achieved.
6-4 LA through three.
Kazmir got only one more out than Bailey.
Rock the Kazmir
it is really astonishing how bad our starting pitching has been the last month or 2. How many times have they failed to make even 4 or 5 innings? It feels like in a must-win game in the playoffs when a starter has a shaky start and the manager gets scared and pulls him early thinking the bullpen will somehow be better. But like every night.
Geez. It's now 6-5 on the Votto double. One out. We suck.
maybe lets start pitching around Joey Votto, huh?
The bloom is off the Jesse Chavez rose
Ugh, Kazmir
Checking in--still winning. That's what I figured. I think the sacred text said something about double digits in the zinzinnati.
For whom the bell TOLES!!!!
HR makes it 8-5 LA. Wow we needed that
thank you Andrew Toles
Segedin back-to-back HR makes it 9-5 LA
still none out in the top of the fifth.
thank you, Mr. Segedin
Jesus, everybody (except Josh Reddick of course) is getting into the action
Reddick has done NOTHING for us
Time for Reddick to shave that mop.
But that didn't really help Kiké did it?
Maybe dread it up like John Jaso
holy christ, gotta keep scoring!
Seager HR! 11-5 LA.
If not for Reddick, we'd be on fire this half-inning
It could be time for Reddick to shave everywhere
how were we so nutless in the first 2 games of this series?
i'm talking about armpits
or dread everywhere, gotta give the guy some options
holy lord, AG
what a stupid game
A-Gon as well! What the hell is going on here
12-5 LA
I guess they found the bag of whooping sticks! Thank goodness cuz our pitching needs a pick me up.
Grandal pulls a Reddick and gets out
Pederson's up, so we've batted around
Pederson with the third out. Four HR, six runs, nine batters.
12-5 LA, through 4.5
Orel seems to be away so I'll say it: I predict 12-5 is not the final score
We need a shutdown inning from our bullpen now, one where we only give up 2-3 runs
lol
everybody not named Josh Reddick who has batted today has gotten at least one hit, even Kazmir
Pedro Baez, our 6th inning mop-up set-up guy
STOP PITCHING TO VOTTO
Baez being Baez...two runs in already in the bottom of the sixth (12-7 right now, and a four-pitch walk to Phillips)
THROW STRIKES STUPID
@FB: I predict 12-7 is not the final score, either
3-1 count to Schebler. Not looking promising, Pedro
....AAAAAAAnd, Pedro walks him. First and second, two out.
PULL HIM, DAVE
Baez needs to join Puig on the AAA party bus!
Baez and Kazmir need to get in a ice bath together.
And spoon
Wow! Baez didn't even last an inning in a blowout. What a bloody shame he is.
Adrian Gonzalez is so locked in, it is crazy. 15-7 LA on the 3-run A-Gon HR
AG AGAIN!
7 RBI!
This is nuts
sweet jesus, Yas joining the parade
Grandal gets one! 16-7
Save some offense for the Giants and Cubs, guys
You know what they say: batting wins championships
gritty home run hitting wins championships too
get it in gear, Joc! You've only got one more hit than Josh Reddick today
Dodgers runs by inning:
4 0 2 0 6 0 4
Really weird, all even numbers, and also every other inning.
That means in the ninth inning, we're either scoring 10 runs, or 2 runs
Howell quickly puts two on with none out in the bottom of the seventh
ok to be fair, Tucker Barnhart reached on an error by Kike
WALK VOTTO
to repeat other people: let's not pitch to Votto (who is a HR short of the cycle)
hey, we got Votto out!
16-7 LA through 7
OH MY GOD GUYS, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
actually you won't, Votto grounded out for the 3rd out
there's a very real chance we don't score 16 runs total in the 6 games vs SF and Chi
Is JP really batting?
technically yes, but not really
whoops, Seager broke up the pattern, as we score in the top of the eighth.
17-7
18-7 on the A-Gon RBI
A-Gon today: 3-for-6 with 8 RBI
AG you hunk of shit, hit a homer!
Take us home, Bud
if that is your real name...
Cmon Bud Bundy, keep this a 10-run game
about to use our 7th pitcher of the game
sooo ridic
Fields doesn't want to get into that nice air-conditioned locker room
Peraza making it known we shouldn't have traded him.
Shebler will probably hit a home run this inning, too. Then we'll get Kenley up
Hamilton should try for a straight steal of home
RBI groundout for Votto, probably the best possible outcome
4 fucking hours
YAY WINZ, now I am hot and tired and I want to go home
MMM. Offense. I like it.
Johnny Blanchard digs the long ball
Hope the airline doesn't lose the lumber bag on the flight home. The boys need to annihilate the Giants, really beat the snot out of them!
Goerge Takei had this to say about A-Gon's game. "Oh My!"
and "Sulu is not Gay"
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