Fortunately, you loyal readers don't have to fall down the same rabbit hole.
GUNS N' ROSES! FRI NIGHT SHOW! $22.75 Tickets! Click here
If you're going tonight, Delino and Lady DeShields will be there in our full-price Loge level seats while chowing down on homemade 99-Cent Store bread and butter-substitute sandwiches.
And hoping beyond hope the show's not a repeat of this GnR train wreck from 2002. The 2:10 mark is especially painful.