Showing posts with label UFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UFL. Show all posts

Friday, October 09, 2009

A New ERA is born

While all of you were enjoying the flush of an unexpected hand-wrapped victory, something happened this day that will live in infamy. Like a popfly right at Matt Holliday's groin, the UFL (United Football League) dropped on an unprepared and ill equipped mankind in front of a capacity Las Vegas crowd. Please Note: I define fifteen percent full as capacity.

Fantasy waiver wire favorite JP Losman led the California Whatever-the-F-they're-called to a victory over the Las Vegas Who-Gives-a-Craps. I'd list the boxscore... or any info for that matter, but as of midnight THE UFL'S OWN HOME PAGE DID NOT HAVE ANY INFO ABOUT THIS GAME.

The good news is that Jim Fassel and Denny "Crown Their Ass" Green are once again gainfully employed. And I for one actually attended a XFL Game (for real, and for free) and remember the USFL fondly.

In an economy still rocked by the lingering pains of a recession, an upstart football league is the ultimate sure thing. Second only to NOT STARTING A NEW FOOTBALL LEAGUE.