Rockies' Force-Fueled Rookie Hazing

From Larry Brown Sports via (Big League Stew):

Rockies rookies as Yoda, Chewie, an X-Wing pilot and various Leiaii are joined by Jason Giambi as an Imperial Sportsjacket.

Rockies Pick Up Giambi; Denver Hair Salons Rejoice

We knew Jason Giambi was going somewhere. Why not Colorado?

DENVER (AP) - The Colorado Rockies signed former AL MVP Jason Giambi to a minor league contract Monday.

The 38-year-old Giambi will report to Triple-A Colorado Springs, hoping for a September call-up to help the Rockies with their pennant push. Colorado went into Monday's game against San Francisco with a three-game lead in the NL wild-card race.

"He's a veteran guy that understands this point and time of the season, that's been there and done that," Rockies manager Jim Tracy said. "To add him to your clubhouse with the character and makeup he brings, that's a tremendous plus for us."

A .193 average in Oakland probably translates to a .358 average in Colorado, especially since he hasn't played in the allegedly easier National League. Knowing the Dodgers' luck, he'll be yet another sparkplug to an already streaking Rockies squad.

Playing the Role of Andruw Jones...

Oakland A's show Jason Giambi and his .193 average the curb.

I tried to online morph Andruw Jones' and Giambi's faces together, but it only reminded me how I shouldn't try to play god.