Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Tue 9.24: Knack vs. King Wed 9.25: Flaherty vs. Cease Thu 9.26: Buehler vs. Musgrove
The Dodgers have a three-game lead on the Padres for the NL West division lead, and we play three games at home vs. the Padres in this, the second-to-last series of the season. We throw our three of our four most probable starting pitchers for the postseason (given the options available at this point) against the Padres' three best starters.
What could possibly go wrong?
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
94 comments:
fuck the padres
"Hold onto your butts!"
-Dodgers fans
...or if you prefer the updated Luther version
"Hold on, to your lily-white butts!"
I’m pretty damn worried.
Great to see you here, Quad!
Hey Quad!!! Glad you're here! I have been dreading this series since the schedule came out. Friar players and fans get so hyped up playing the Dodgers. It's like their World Series. Of course they've never won a World Series so maybe that's okay.
GAME 1
Shohei Ohtani DH
Mookie Betts RF
Freddie Freeman 1B
T Hernandez LF
Max Muncy 3B
Will Smith C
Tommy Edman CF
Gavin Lux 2B
Miguel Rojas SS
Landon Knack RHP
Our pitching still scares me so we’ll see how this series goes.
It's go time!!
Madres a little nervous for their WS debut. 1-0 on the throwing error.
awesome baserunning
Manny Machado MLB's answer to Aaron Hernandez.
of course knack sucks
Bases juiced for Mookie
fuck
Machado K's looking. I just hate that guy.
knack.sucks
BOOOOOOO
Hi everyone! Forgot to say that earlier. Hopefully that will wake up the Dodger bats.
Bazooka sits 'em down in 5 pitches. I'd love to see gangsta Machado get in his face now.
Man, do you remember when the Dodgers could actually hit?
Will Smith, are you listening?
Great play by Miggy!
smh
Geez we are very good at stranding runners
Baby Bazooka looks good! Now let’s get some runs!
Jason Heyward wins the game for Astros, allowing them to clinch.
And we still have Chris Taylor and kike Hernandez.
Bottom 9, down by 3. Not looking good
oh.shit. its on now
Kiké with a broken bat rbi single. 4-2. Rojas up. No out
FUCK
Rojas hits into a game-ending triple play. Un fucking believable.
Rojas GIDPs and GITPs. In the same game.
That was the last way I thought the game would end. Insane.
where's everyone? scared? come on y'all. sack up. where's the lineup?
Hey Spank....I'm here just feeling hateful and bitchy.
Teo singles in Shohei
1-0 LA
@karen...cool. i was like that all day
dammit. slappy almost.took that one out
Okay Spanky...Lineup posted. It's your job to drink for both of us tonight. I really need it so go big!!
ugh
The hatred and bile and bubbling acid that is now my stomach are all focused on you you shit eating team from the bowels of SoCal.
im up.for that task karen. consider it done
2-1 shit eaters
Geez. Our 'Ace' finally gets an out.
Luxy sucks again
MIGGY BABY!!!!
I wish Joe would quit talking about all the things the shit eaters do that are good and all the things the Dodgers do are kind of fucky. I may have to go to the Ravine and kick his ass
BOOOOOO
Luxy ties this mother up!!
im surprised Ebel sent Edman home on that single. he's usually conservative as fuck
tied At 2
shohei!!
The Unicorn leads us out of the dark and into the light. Halleluiah!!!
goddam mookie. wake the fuck up. always disappearing on big games
fuck
Shit eaters tie it back up.
Cease looks like a '70s porn star.
Slappy nails Boggarts
nice play by edman with the tag. at least slappy got the ball there quick.
Smith throws Bogaerts out to end the top of the sixth, and then earns a leadoff walk. Let's go!
2 on no outs for Luxy
shohei!!
Shohei-san puts us back up.
dayum Treinen!!
Kiké sucks, again
stop.fucking arround Kopech
WIN!!!
that's a wrap
Yippee-Ki-Yay Mother fuckers!!! Stay classy San Diego - WE WIN!!!
Let's GOOOOOO
Geez this is nuts.
Gavin Lux on the postgame sounds more mature than I've ever heard him. Good for him, good for the team, good for Dodger fans!
Magic number down to 2!
The Padres have a 2.9% chance of winning the division as of this morning. But they're going to the playoffs.
im watching the last A's game in Oakland. i had a good experience the only time i visited the city. i went to a concert at Oracle arena and checked out the stadium while there.
also i saw were supposedly Roberts was laughing at Dodgers fans for " panicking " and that the clubhouse is in chill mode not worrying and that he's content with having a good season. absolutely zero fire from that fucker if thats true
AM570 had Ned Coletti on this afternoon. He thinks Ohtani would be used in the bullpen in high leverage situations if the Dodgers get past the divisional round.
I sure hope we DON'T use Ohtani in the bullpen in the postseason.
GAME THREE
Ohtani DH
Betts RF
Freeman 1B
T Hernandez LF
Muncy 3B
Smith C
Edman SS
Lux 2B
Pages CF
Buehler RHP
i agree with saxy. no to ohtani pitching. wait till next year.
Luxy double
stranded
YAY!!!!!!!
oh shit slappy!!
shohei baby!
mook!!
I love it that our Boys are playing with intensity.
Freddie is walking. he'll be alright. sprain most likely
Pages!!!
I hope Freddie is okay. I'm not watching this game, but it sure reminds me of the late-season Muncy arm injury, from what I'm hearing on radio.
WIN!
CLINCH!!!
that's a wrap
it looked bad saxy but he walked off the field. i think with rest he'll be alright.
INTENSITY BABY!!!
PGT UP!
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