Tues, 4:10p: Alex Wood vs Wei-Yin Chen We lost. To the Marlins. Who have the second-worst record in the NL.
Wed, 4:10p: Walker Buehler vs Caleb Smith We lost. To the Marlins. Who have the second-worst record in the NL.
Thurs, 9:10a: Kenta Maeda vs Dan Straily We l—we won??????
Loyal SoSG reader/softballer Johnny Blanchard, to paraphrase the immortal Def Leppard, has got something to say! Take it away, Johnny B!
WHO TO BOO?
Who’s responsible for this garbage?
This has been just a fascinating start to a season. The Dodgers have an absolutely loaded roster, full of players that the hoi polloi have dreamed of having for decades. This, of course, stands in direct contrast to whatever the hoi polloi say.
Currently, the Dodgers still have a positive run differential. Therefore the team is not the Reds, Marlins, or Padres despite the fact that those teams are literally right next to the Dodgers in the standings. The hoi polloi are not known for their collective intelligence.
That said, the Dodgers baseball club is not winning games at a high rate, so it must be asked: who is to blame?
The culprits are as follows:
1. Cody Bellinger. This cocky m’fing Millennial is missing all the balls and I have heard from back channels, because you know I have access, that there are people in the Dodger organization that don’t believe in this guy. I guess it’s not entirely germane to the discussion, but worth noting since he’s stinking up the joint right now. The Dodgers could’ve done a blockbuster trade and sold this guy high maybe. What do I know.
2. Yasiel Puig. A man who has shown a great degree of resiliency to hang in mentally and improve his approach to the sport of baseball, has been an abject failure at the dish so far this year. Puig continues to play excellent right field so he is still a net positive, but the club was counting on a solid bat from old number 66.
3. Kenley Jansen. Our big man, the most lock-solid dependable player on the roster, alongside Justin Turner & Clayton Kershaw, has been absolutely awful this year. One wants to believe things will improve inevitably, but one needs to wait until Mr. Jansen actually starts throwing pitches like Dodgers fans are used to seeing before the faith increases. To whom much is given, much is expected.
4. Scott Alexander. The Dodgers count on the guys they have designated to be their breakout performers based upon careful analysis of sabermetric principles to be actual breakout performers. This guy can’t stop walking people. Now, another time-tested Dodger method is to send underperformers to the bush leagues and get their act together. Mr. Alexander has just returned from his sojourn to Oklahoma so perhaps he will repent of his prior ways.
5. Chris Taylor. He’s lower on the list because one shouldn’t actually believe in a guy that has no reason why one should believe in him other than one year’s good production. Mr. Taylor is like Mr. Bellinger — missing the ball all time but at least he plays premium defensive positions like shortstop and center field with his weak bat.
6. Austin Barnes. This is another young man designated to be awesome by the front office. Mr. Barnes has not done so. He is making lemonade out of lemons through super on-base powers but he isn’t hitting the ball well. Plugging him in the lineup with last year’s productivity makes this team much better.
7. Rich Hill The New Englander is scuttling. He’s still striking guys out, but watching him, Mr. Hill is obviously giving up too much hard contact. Fortunately, this red-ass plays the game the right way and beats himself up nightly to be better at playing baseball so he should improve.
HONORABLE MENTION: Logan Forsythe, who doesn’t make the list because he’s injured and has struggled with injuries and it’s not nice to pick on guys whose bodies aren’t working right.
All this said, and believe me, it’s annoying to watch all this craptastic baseball happen, this team is not nearly this bad. The Dodgers have given up a .300 BABIP and a 14% Home Run per Fly Ball rate; both of those numbers are in the bottom 10 in baseball.
In other words, the Dodgers are suffering bad luck on the pitching side. To further illustrate, Tony Cingrani has stuck out 22 and walked 4 in 14 innings, and has a 5.79 ERA.
My recommendation is to go out and watch the baseball team you love and boo them when appropriate. It has been fun in 32 years of being a Dodger fan to hear people argue about the validity of booing, but finding the appropriate members of the roster to boo is of vital importance.
We are not in the salad days of Juan Pierre & Andruw Jones & 2011-2012 Juan Uribe. The guys we have to boo are much better players and they are the guys listed above.
Thanks Johnny! Oh, by the way...
Roberts said he expects Justin Turner and Logan Forsythe to be in the Dodger lineup Tuesday in Miami.
— Bill Shaikin (@BillShaikin) May 13, 2018
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GAME 1
Taylor SS
Hernandez CF
Turner 3B
Kemp LF
Barnes C
Bellinger 1B
Forsythe 2B
Puig RF
Wood P
Ginger Jesus returns! Rejoice!
Logey Bear with an error and we're down 1-0.
This ump has a slow strike call.
Welcome back Logie!
We are continuing our bad at bats with RISP. Down 1-0 going to the bottom of the fourth.
We are continuing sucking big-time. Down 4-1 going to the bottom of the eighth.
Bellinger homers in the ninth but we lose 4-2.
We are unwatchable, and not just because of spectrum.
GAME 2
Utley 2B
Pederson LF
Turner 3B
Grandal C
Bellinger CF
Taylor SS
Muncy 1B
Puig RF
Buehler P
Logie-Bear out of the lineup after one game? That's a quick hook.
Probably back to the DL right
Down 5-1 in the 5th. Not good.
5-1 Marlins in the 5th
DAMMIT
Grandal with his second RBI of the day. Followed by a double by Bellinger. Second and third one out. 5-2.
CT3 and Muncy with RBIs! And it's tied! They're alive!
And Baez gives up a solo shot. Down 6-5 now in the 6th.
It was Realmuto. I hate that guy!
Realmutofucker!
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