Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Tues, 7p: Rich Hill vs Zack Godley ARI 8, LAD 5
Wed, 7p: Alex Wood vs Patrick Corbin LAD 6, ARI 3
Like the Offspring says you gotta kick him when he's down — and the fourth-place Dodgers (15-19) are definitely down:
— Sons of Steve Garvey (@sosgsosg) May 7, 2018
And since the first-place Snakes (23-11) are trending up, this two-game series promises to be uggggggly.
And we promise to bitch and moan about it! Join the (crying) in the comments section!
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
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GAME 1
Taylor SS
Verdugo LF
Grandal C
Bellinger 1B
Kemp RF
Pederson CF
Muncy 3B
Utley 2B
Hill P
Kemp with an RBI single! We're still down 2-1. (Cries)
Top of the third and Hill gives up his second homer. 3-1 D-Backs.
Shaggy in to pitch for us now. 5-2 in the fifth.
No idea what happens because my MIL wanted to watch Roseanne. (cries)
happened*
(cries)
Dodgers battle back to make it 5-4 but of course strand two in the 5th
Even though we'll lose this game, Matty's rebirth has been a pleasure to behold. He smacks a one-out double in the 9th.
Taking a break from homework to see what the Dodgers can do against ol' Bob Boxbody.
Kiké!
Tie game on the solo bomb!
I’m feeling a Bellibomb here... Let’s see
Belli has a sunburned nose
Squib singles are good too
I’m feeling a Bison blast here...
lol Kyle Farmer hasn't played catcher all year and throws a ball down to second to nail a dude... bounced it sure, but he's slightly better than me
DBT--I think you have gas
JB - I just like flatulent sounding adverbs when describing game winning homers. That’s all.
Could we strand more men?
ugh
Good job men. Unfortunately the Diamondbacks' cheating was more effective than usual. But we have our gentlemanly club life.
Hey we are better than the Marlins, Reds, and Padres in the NL.
And that's it.
The Mets batted out of order today in the 1st inning. At least we haven't done that yet.
(cries)
Well I suppose there is that, Q...
We're better than the Marlins, Reds, Padres, and our guys bat in their designated lineup spot. Dodgers should put that on the website banner.
And we have a nice personality.
Maybe we can change the slogan “LA DETERMINED” to “LA: NICE PERSONALITY”
GAME 2
Taylor SS
Hernández CF
Kemp LF
Grandal C
Bellinger 1B
Barnes 2B
Puig RF
Farmer 3B
Wood P
Corbin has a no-hitter thru 3 huh
1-1 tie, Enrique comes up with the bases loaded and he flies out to short center for the second out. Not good, Kike
B5, 2-0 count to Kemp with the bases loaded and two out
3-0 count!
And, Kemp blows the opportunity with a ground out to third.
We fucking SUCK
Six men LOB in the last two innings. Only run scored on a WP. THIS IS DODGER BASEBALL
Dodgers aren’t losing!!!
Kike Hernandez is fucking horrible tonight. Misplayed the Ahmed ball in the first, granting Nick Ahmed an inside-the-park HR. And just struck out to strand two more, raising his total this game to 7 LOB.
Barnes with a lead off walk, then Puig single. First and second, none out, B8 with the Dodgers up 4-3.
Score a fucking run here, Dodgers!
Farmer down on strikes for out #1. Here's PH Utley
Utley DELIVERS!
Utley double to center scores two! 6-3 LA. Wow, go Utley!
Dodgers now advance to a torrid 2-for-10 with RISP.
Utley's first hit against LHP this year
Taylor flies to center, Utley gets over to third. Here's tonight's whipping boy, Kike: 0-for-4 and batting .218
Kike doesn't strike out! He flies to left instead and is now 0-for-5.
6-3 LA through 8. KJ coming in
DODGERS WIN!
ORDER IS RESTORED!
Only eight back! Only four games below .500!
(cries)
Kike was showing his frustration in the dugout last night. We need to get his parents out to a game soon.
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