Bienvenido al fin de semana! En esta serie, seremos los Hijos (y Nuera) de Steve Garvey, porque estamos en América Latina, invitamos a nuestra latina favorita, Karina, para que fuera nuestra escritora invitada. ¡Adiós, y buena suerte a todos! - Stubbs
Sabado, 4p: Kenta Maeda vs Bryan Mitchell, SD 7 - LAD 4
Domingo, 1p: Rich Hill vs Eric Lauer, SD 3 - LAD 0
En las inmortales palabras de los geniales Molotov, ¡VIVA MÉXICO, C*BRON*S!. Empezamos el fin de semana del 5 de mayo en Monterrey, México, con el inicio de la serie Doyers-Padres (pronounced PadRRes). En México no se celebra el 5 de mayo, pero nosotros lo usaremos como excusa para tomar margaritas y micheladas, si los Doyers ganan, celebramos...si pierden, ¡se nos olvida! Fondo blanco, damas y caballeros, ¡SALUD!
Casi veintidós años han pasado desde la primera vez que un juego de Grandes Ligas se celebró fuera de las fronteras de EE.UU. y Canadá, el 16 de agosto de 1996, precisamente en Monterrey, el escenario de hoy. Fernando (<3) lanzó el primer pitcheo y también se desempeñó como el lanzador de los Padres, quienes derrotaron a los Metropolitanos 15-10 (¡disculpa, Delino! Quizá los Metropolitanos pensaron que era una práctica de bateo).
En aquella oportunidad, el único jugador mexicano en ambos rosters era Fernando (<3<3), en esta serie, tenemos al Padre bebé, el nativo de Guadalajara, Christian Villanueva. Sin embargo, los Doyers tienen dentro de las filas del circuito radial en español a Fernando (<3<3<3), así que de antemano les hemos ganado la partida a los Padres porque si Fernando (<3<3<3<3) está con nosotros, ¿quién puede contra nosotros?
El encargado de abrir por los Dodgers será nuestro bebé Doyer, Walker Buehler (1-0, 1.80 ERA), quien se estrenó en Grandes Ligas demostrando lo que se espera de su talento, mientras que el responsable de la lomita por los Padres será Joey Lucchesi (3-1, 2.78 ERA).
Me despido, agradecida con mis cuñados de SoSG por invitarme a escribir la introducción para el juego de hoy. Les dejo con buena música proveniente de Monterrey: Plastilina Mosh con “Mr. P Mosh”
*Imagen: Plastilina Mosh
76 comments:
JUEGO 1
Taylor SS
Hernandez 1B
Kemp RF
Grandal C
Barnes 2B
Farmer 3B
Verdugo LF
Locastro CF
Buehler P
Viva SoSG!
¿Ya estamos ganando?
That is an awesome series thread, Karina and Stubbs. Thanks so much
Holy Chef Merito
No, pero tampoco estamos perdiendo!
@Sax it was an honor!
AHORA estamos ganando.
Kemp's RBI was on a pop up that nobody could find. We'll take it!
Google translate helped me read the game thread. It was awesome!
Nice clean inning. I like
CT!
jonrones solitarios seguidos!
Hola, amigxs!
Ay dios mio! I forgot about the different start time. My early observances are:
1) We're winning.
2) It's raining.
Let’s get those 5 innings in, chaps
3-0, B4
Props to mlb for designing a new stadium background for Monterrey in Gameday
I hope Verdugo sticks and grows into the name, because having The Executioner step into the box is fucking metal.
Six excellent innings for Buehler. He's probably done.
Buehler thru 6!
He's probably finito.
That is an awesome nickname!
What's Spanish for DAMMIT
Squanchy Cordero
Can't believe Kenley's going to be the one to blow the no-hitter
Joe Davis says it's Liberatore hahahaha
Okay, "fasten those seatbelts!"
@Orel 8:59p: can't believe you actually mentioned it in your comment
Joe and Orel are openly talking about it
Libby gets a K to start the ninth.
@Quad, my feed is on delay
that makes me more nervous
I've only got it on my laptop as the "historic live look-in"
Liberatore can't find the strike zone
Liberatore making me sweat
DAMMIT!
@Stubbs, you've always said that about him
Fly out to Pederson in left, two out
This time, not because he’s dreamy
DO EET
No hitter!!
WIN
YES!
WE DID IT!!!
Fuck, this means we gotta do all the threads in Spanish now, doesn’t it?
Combined no-hitter, first for the Dodgers and 12th in MLB history
What's Spanish for yes?
VIVA LOS DOYERS, CABRONES!
Si! Si! Si!!!!!!!
This means Karina has to do all the STs en Espanol from now on.
Shit, if we did that, this place would be halfway-respectable again.
@dusty I think tomorrow's game needs a thread of its own
ps: I feel like playing lottery
Second no-hitter of the year
23rd no-hitter in franchise history
Agree w stand-alone GT mañana.
Speaking of GTs, I'm going to make another gin and tonic.
no-hitters.com says we have 26 in the franchise history (including tonight), so let me do some more sleuthing
*drinks*
There is a website for no hitters? Cool.
mlb.com also says we have 26 (which leads the majors by a huge gap)
https://www.mlb.com/news/no-hitters-by-club/c-36789098
oh man, i wish i could be drinking. have to finish a presentation. sucky
worst part was, had a large sapporo with dinner. now i'm just sober and ornery
did I mention it's hot outside? good time for a beer...if i could
for the after party, we need to celebrate with Plastilina Mosh
https://youtu.be/ouJYP8QvLvw
bottoms up! (fondo blanco)
and then, some Molotov
https://youtu.be/JK_rNvBw7Yg
Is there a website for one-hitters?
Wait, there is. https://hightimes.com/products/best-one-hitter-2017/
nice.
Only six games back of the Snakes!
Only two games back of .500 mediocrity!
My Dodger fact calendar today was talking about the first no hitter at Dodger Stadium. It didn't even involve the Dodgers. That got me looking up no hitters earlier today. Amazing that they pulled it off tonight!
this interpreter is trilling the absolute shit out of his "r's"
Only the suckass Reds, Pads, Marlins are under .500 with us in the NL!!!!
@JB
Occam’s Razor cuts so deep.
Uno y Uno y Uno y Uno = CERO! Muy bien, Doyers!
I’m so confused which is the GT
@Sax Just go with the flow buddy
It's not like the results are any different
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