Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Series Thread (Games 27-29): May 1-3 vs Giants

Mon, 7p: Clayton Kershaw vs Johnny Cueto
SF 4, LAD 3. Kershaw's first home loss in his last 12 starts.

Tues, 7p: Alex Wood vs Matt Moore
LAD 13, SF 5

Wed, 7p: Julio Urias vs Jeff Samardzija
SF 4, LAD 1 (11)

58 comments:

MR.F said...

Partido de beisbol

karen said...

Ryu pitched what 5 innings yesterday?? So of course he goes on the DL today.

Orel said...

GAME 1
Toles CF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Grandal C
Gonzalez 1B
Bellinger LF
Puig RF
Utley 2B
Kershaw P

karen said...

Kid K going for career win number 20 against the Evil Empire tonight.

Johnny Blanchard said...

Seager's career slashline: .313/.378/.522/.900
Enjoy the game everyone.

karen said...

Kid K ties the game singling in Cody Pop. 2-2.

karen said...

Obviously Hunter Pence does not own a mirror.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, this game is a Royale with Poop, so far.

Franklin Stubbs said...

This is why every LA-SF series gives me anxiety.

karen said...

YAY!!! A drive by from Spanky!

Cliff Beefpile said...

A two-run lead is the worst lead in sports!

karen said...

Nunez can pick it but the boy can't throw it.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Taylor drives in Bellinger! 4-3 in favor of the northern California assfaces.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Bellinger still looks like he could take a nap. That's a cold-blooded individual I could get used to having around.

karen said...

Bellinger is probably going back down to Okey City when Joc and Guitterez come back. I'm good with Guiterrez but would rather keep Bellinger. Seems like he might be our next Corey Seager.

karen said...

Well that sucked. Evil Empire wins 4-3.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Karen, I'm sure you're right about Bellinger going down for a bit, but I can't see it being a long stay.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Also, the Giants can eat a dick.

spank said...

the whole team should get sent down or given their outright release. losing to frisco is unacceptable. straight the fuck up.



FUCK THE GNATS

spank said...

FUCK DRE tambien

karen said...

@Stubbs 10:42....I agree. I think they'd be fools to leave him in AAA so he can 'play' everyday.

Hideo Nomo said...

GAME 2
Hernández CF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Gutierrez LF
Taylor 2B
Puig RF
Barnes C
Bellinger 1B
Wood P

Hideo Nomo said...

Gutierrez up, SVS down. Bellinger gets the start at first. Looks more like AGon will hit the DL when Joc is ready to come back.

Franklin Stubbs said...

We're boned!

Orel said...

Bellinger unbones us!

Orel said...

...with a bases-clearing triple. Enjoy the DL, AGon

Franklin Stubbs said...


We are definitely less boned than previously.

Orel said...

8-5...in the 4th!

Orel said...

10-5!

Orel said...

12-5!

Orel said...

13-5!

Orel said...

WIN

Orel said...

GAME 3
Toles CF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Grandal C
Bellinger LF
González 1B
Puig RF
Utley 2B
Urías P

Orel said...

Vin press conference on SNLA right now

Orel said...

@kengurnick 3m

Logan Forsythe removed early from rehab game tonight.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Happy Vinny Night, ya'll.

Orel said...

That was classy.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Aw, shucks, Orel, I'm flattered.

Orel said...

Urias gets Pence to go fishing to end the top of the 3rd

Orel said...

It's true, you're a class act, Cliffy!

Orel said...

Puig almost guns down Panik on a double off the wall

Cliff Beefpile said...

Holy. Shit. That play by Puig.

Orel said...

Urias gets out of a bases-loaded jam in the 5th!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Of course D'artagnan Samardijizza all of a sudden becomes unhittable against the Dodgers.

Cliff Beefpile said...

PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Taylor drives him in! 1-0 Dodgers!

Orel said...

Taylor RBI!

Orel said...

DAMMIT

Cliff Beefpile said...

SIDDOWN, Belt!

Cliff Beefpile said...

AGon isn't so much a butter-and-egg man anymore as he is a carton of curdled milk.

Cliff Beefpile said...

DOWN goes Richie Sambora to end the top of the 9th.

Cliff Beefpile said...

For all of the Dodgers' money, we need a better pinch hitter than Kike'.

Orel said...

Overtime?

Orel said...

uh oh

Cliff Beefpile said...

Two hits, a walk, and the gnats can't score. Blahahahahahahahahahaha!

Cliff Beefpile said...

I'm guessing there won't be three homeruns in the bottom half of the inning to pull this one out.

Orel said...

Back to sucking

Cliff Beefpile said...

Consarnit all.