Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
i have no internet (no, i am not in houston).
and, i am furious about the dodgers rolling over and playing dead in philadelphia. our starters suck. gavin lux cannot field nor hit. shohei is swinging wildly at the plate. pages and outman can't handle outfield fly balls. kiké is worthless.
so this thread, from my iphone, will have to do for now.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
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DH Sho-Time
C Slappy
1B Freddie
RF Teo
SS MiggyRo
CF Pages
2B CT3
3B Kiki
LHP Big Maple
I lost our header---
GAME 22 WITHOUT MOOKIE
Okay, my laptop has a mind of it's own. I will try one more time...
GAME 1
Well our lineup is different so maybe it will help us win!
Detroit's pitcher is favored to win the AL Cy Young this year.
BOOOOOOO
This must be what its like to be an Angel fan.
Watching the Dodgers play the Tigers feels a lot like getting a root canal.
HEY!!! We actually got 2 runs in the fourth. 3-2 Kitty Cats going to bottom of 4.
Unbelievable!! Boys tie it in the 8th and go ahead in the 9th.
AMAZING!!! THE DODGERS WIN!!
I will take it
GAME 2
23 GAMES WITHOUT MOOKIE
DH Sho-time
RF Teo
1B Freddie
CF Paged
LF CT3
2B Lux
3B Craig's Kid
C Barnsey
LHP Wrobleski
***RF Kiki
Batting 7th
More mistakes
SS Kiki
Batting 7th
The Unicorn opens the game with a triple.
Boys cornered with no outs for Freddie
1-0 Good Guys after 1.
2 run double for kitties. 2-1 Det.
Shohei hits 200th homer of his career. 3-2 Blue
Lux brings in Freddie and Pages. 5-2 Boys
Ryan Vilade hits his first big league homerun. 5-3 LA
Ibanez goes back to back. 5-4
5-4 after five.
Shohei brings in Craig's Kid. 6-4 top of 6
2 run homer for kiki. 8-4 top of 7
Going to 8th 4 runs up on kitty cats.
.
Boys cornered with no outs
Shohei scores on Freddie sac. 9-4 top of 8th
We're up 9-4, going to B9.
Guess I missed Ohtani's 200th!
Relieve Ricky Vanasco greeted with a solid base hit to right. No out.
Bloop single, so now it's first and third with Tigers, none out.
Vanasco is a train wreck, gives up a two-run double. He's yanked for Evan Phillips.
What the hell. It's 9-9.
We suck.
Winning run on for cats.
Extra innings.
Barnes strikes out foolishly, called strike 3.
IBB to Ohtani, so here's Teoscar with one out and men on first and second, T10
Teo HBP on a 2-2 count.
Rancho ardiendo.
Freeman GIDPs. Fucking A.
Former Dodger Zack McKinstry kills us.
FUCK
Urshela wins it with a walkoff HR in extras.
Fire everybody.
WALK OFF FOR TIGERS. Things were looking good for our Dodger Boys but then the shit hit the fan.
After the disaster in Philly, and then yesterday, this team is toast
Sorry I'm not on board today, I'm not sure but I think the heat is melting me.
You didn’t want to see this one, karen
That bad huh. Thanks for the heads up.
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