Monday, September 11, 2017

Series Thread (Games...uh...I blacked out from sadness and lost count) Sept. 11-13 @ Giants


Dr. Ian Malcom recaps the last two weeks.

The Dodgers are dying a painful, inexplicable death. The Indians have usurped them as the best team in baseball (yet without a jinxy-ass Sports Illustrated cover declaring them such). Now, the funeral procession rolls into San Francisco. Fun!

So, here's a novel idea, Dodgers. WIN A DAMN BASEBALL GAME.

9/11: Kenta Maeda vs. Chris Stratton
9/12: Clayton Kershaw vs. Johnny Cueto
9/13: To be announced shortly before he gives up 5 in the first vs. Matt Moore UPDATE: it's Yu Darvish btw (Sax)

103 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Granderson LF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Bellinger CF
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Utley 2B
Maeda P

Dusty Baker said...

Can we works some mother fucking counts on some mother fucking pitchers for once tonight?

Dusty is salty.

Dusty Baker said...

Joc Pederson be like, ya'll suck.

Orel said...

rain delay

QuadSevens said...

Granderson strikes out then another rain delay.

Orel said...

Granderson strikes out. Then another rain delay

Orel said...

DAMMIT

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, we're not losing yet. So there's that.

QuadSevens said...

Our two comments are almost identical Orel. Nice!

Game re-start time 10:50pm.

Hideo Nomo said...

At least we don't have to stay up.

Orel said...

It's just after 11 and we're losing now

Orel said...

It's 11:21 and we're losing more

Orel said...

Granderson continues to disappoint

Orel said...

RANCHO ARDIENDO

Orel said...

Forsythe RBI singles makes it 4-1 Giants

Orel said...

^single. He only hit one single.

Orel said...

A single single, if you will.

Orel said...

4-2 now!

Orel said...

Tie game!

Orel said...

We led, and it's tied again

Orel said...

Now we're losing again

Dusty Baker said...

Did we lose yet?

QuadSevens said...

Props to you Orel for staying up to watch the game. Yeah, we lost.

Neeebs said...

OK. This fucking curse or whatever you want to call it has to end TODAY.

I'm calling it now. 5-1 Dodgers

Orel said...

It is Kershaw Day

Orel said...

GAME 2 WHICH WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO WIN 5-1 PER RBN SO BLAME HIM WHEN EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Bellinger 1B
Puig RF
Granderson LF
Grandal C
Utley 2B
Kershaw P

karen said...

Happy Kershaw Day!!

Orel said...

Snakes already winning, those fuckers

karen said...

rally

Orel said...

4 stranded in 2 innings

Orel said...

COL 2, ARI 2, top 4

Orel said...

RANCHO ARDIENDO

QuadSevens said...

2 LOB in the first inning. 2 LOB in the second inning. Bases loaded with 2 outs in the third.

QuadSevens said...

Dammit!

QuadSevens said...

We get nothing.

karen said...

Why hasn't Doc been playing Barnes? Yaz is killing us.

Fred's Brim said...

Lookit that gotdamn nerd, fucking fuckass Kelby

Fred's Brim said...

FB drunk and accepting of the fate. Like a guilt man at the gallows making peace with god

Fred's Brim said...

Giants mounting a giants rally with boolshit "hits" and will then cash them in, unlike us

Fred's Brim said...

Time for 5 unanswered, per RBN

karen said...

CHASE BABY!

Orel said...

Cueto up to 80 pitches in the 4th, so that's not nothing

QuadSevens said...

Utley with a no doubter!

Fred's Brim said...

Splashfuckingdown!

QuadSevens said...

Kershaw with a double is pumped!

Fred's Brim said...

Muff!

Fred's Brim said...

Christ that was terrible

Fred's Brim said...

More muffyness!

Fred's Brim said...

Oh please no injury pleasenoplease

Fred's Brim said...

Sacfly! How bad are we losing now?

karen said...

Just Puig'n in frisco baby!

Fred's Brim said...

Oh hell yes

Fred's Brim said...

About 6 inches away from getting the 5

Orel said...

FINALLY A LEAD oh wait we had one yesterday didn't we

Orel said...

FB working blue!

Fred's Brim said...

Sorry Orel

Orel said...

It's all good. We have an insurmountable lead!

Fred's Brim said...

How is Granderson so bad? I know he not that bad. He's a mirror of the whole team

Fred's Brim said...

This pitching staff is bulletproof!

Fred's Brim said...

Like I said...

Fred's Brim said...

More beer time

Fred's Brim said...

I just hope I have enough

Fred's Brim said...

Dang, gifted an out by JT, Cody and replay stooges

Fred's Brim said...

Sweaty meat at home!

Fred's Brim said...

Kelby owns Clayton now but the sweet D bails him out!

karen said...

Chris Taylor Puig'n on that out at the plate.

Orel said...

COL 4, ARI 2, top 7

Orel said...

RANCHO ARDIENDO

karen said...

Granderson's got to go. He's fucking up our juju.

Fred's Brim said...

Man oh man we are a wasteful bunch. How long can you keep playing Granderson expecting him to break out of it?

Orel said...

Yeah I'm sad to say Grandy is useless

Orel said...

Shit here they come

Fred's Brim said...

Jesus that was awful JT

Fred's Brim said...

Sac fly, I'll take it but I'd rather have JT make a good throw and that be the third out

Fred's Brim said...

Gotta get Kelby out once, right?

Fred's Brim said...

Lord I hate walks, FedEx up

karen said...

PHEW!!

Fred's Brim said...

Fudge yeah, FedEx Ks, only 1 giantsy run, 4-2 good guys

Orel said...

Snakes lose!

Fred's Brim said...

Jesus Kelby's game tonight, praying he doesn't get a chance to beat us later

Fred's Brim said...

Rox gonna go on their own 13 game win streak?

Fred's Brim said...

Scrip in

Fred's Brim said...

Christ, Span leadoff double

Fred's Brim said...

Is this the loss in the streak where Kenley blows a 9th inning lead? But I guess we'd need a lead to do that

Fred's Brim said...

Owts

Orel said...

Geico please

Orel said...

Seager's elbow and looking at called third strikes is a concern

Orel said...

Yessssss JT RBI makes it 5-3

Fred's Brim said...

Giants giantsing hard

Please don't blow this

Orel said...

WIN

QuadSevens said...

That win has to be a huge weight off their shoulders. Time to go on a roll now!

Greg said...

Was thinking of starting a campaign to rename the team "The Los Angeles Yips," but I'll hold off now.

MR.F said...

I was at yesterday's game and all I have to say is: you're welcome.

rbnlaw said...

I'm choosing to remain optimistic about this team.

Until the playoffs, then I'll probably lose my shit.

Typical, I know.

Steve Sax said...

Wait a second, we won a game there.

Orel said...

GAME 3 LET'S DO THIS, PERHAPS
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Bellinger 1B
Forsythe 2B
Barnes C
Hernandez CF
Puig RF
Darvish P

Orel said...

We're...winning?

Orel said...

You da man, Mr. F!

Orel said...

Scoreless 1st for Darvish!

Orel said...

RANCHO ARDIENDO

Orel said...

4-0 Dodgers in the 5th

Orel said...

WIN

QuadSevens said...

Series win! Been a while since we could say that!