Dr. Ian Malcom recaps the last two weeks.
The Dodgers are dying a painful, inexplicable death. The Indians have usurped them as the best team in baseball (yet without a jinxy-ass Sports Illustrated cover declaring them such). Now, the funeral procession rolls into San Francisco. Fun!
So, here's a novel idea, Dodgers. WIN A DAMN BASEBALL GAME.
9/11: Kenta Maeda vs. Chris Stratton
9/12: Clayton Kershaw vs. Johnny Cueto
9/13: To be announced shortly before he gives up 5 in the first vs. Matt Moore UPDATE: it's Yu Darvish btw (Sax)
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Granderson LF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Bellinger CF
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Grandal C
Utley 2B
Maeda P
Can we works some mother fucking counts on some mother fucking pitchers for once tonight?
Dusty is salty.
Joc Pederson be like, ya'll suck.
rain delay
Granderson strikes out then another rain delay.
Granderson strikes out. Then another rain delay
DAMMIT
Well, we're not losing yet. So there's that.
Our two comments are almost identical Orel. Nice!
Game re-start time 10:50pm.
At least we don't have to stay up.
It's just after 11 and we're losing now
It's 11:21 and we're losing more
Granderson continues to disappoint
RANCHO ARDIENDO
Forsythe RBI singles makes it 4-1 Giants
^single. He only hit one single.
A single single, if you will.
4-2 now!
Tie game!
We led, and it's tied again
Now we're losing again
Did we lose yet?
Props to you Orel for staying up to watch the game. Yeah, we lost.
It is Kershaw Day
GAME 2 WHICH WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO WIN 5-1 PER RBN SO BLAME HIM WHEN EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Bellinger 1B
Puig RF
Granderson LF
Grandal C
Utley 2B
Kershaw P
Happy Kershaw Day!!
rally
4 stranded in 2 innings
COL 2, ARI 2, top 4
RANCHO ARDIENDO
2 LOB in the first inning. 2 LOB in the second inning. Bases loaded with 2 outs in the third.
Dammit!
We get nothing.
Why hasn't Doc been playing Barnes? Yaz is killing us.
FB drunk and accepting of the fate. Like a guilt man at the gallows making peace with god
Giants mounting a giants rally with boolshit "hits" and will then cash them in, unlike us
Time for 5 unanswered, per RBN
CHASE BABY!
Cueto up to 80 pitches in the 4th, so that's not nothing
Utley with a no doubter!
Splashfuckingdown!
Kershaw with a double is pumped!
Muff!
Christ that was terrible
More muffyness!
Oh please no injury pleasenoplease
Sacfly! How bad are we losing now?
Just Puig'n in frisco baby!
Oh hell yes
About 6 inches away from getting the 5
FINALLY A LEAD oh wait we had one yesterday didn't we
FB working blue!
Sorry Orel
It's all good. We have an insurmountable lead!
How is Granderson so bad? I know he not that bad. He's a mirror of the whole team
This pitching staff is bulletproof!
More beer time
I just hope I have enough
Dang, gifted an out by JT, Cody and replay stooges
Sweaty meat at home!
Kelby owns Clayton now but the sweet D bails him out!
Chris Taylor Puig'n on that out at the plate.
COL 4, ARI 2, top 7
Granderson's got to go. He's fucking up our juju.
Man oh man we are a wasteful bunch. How long can you keep playing Granderson expecting him to break out of it?
Yeah I'm sad to say Grandy is useless
Jesus that was awful JT
Sac fly, I'll take it but I'd rather have JT make a good throw and that be the third out
Gotta get Kelby out once, right?
Lord I hate walks, FedEx up
PHEW!!
Fudge yeah, FedEx Ks, only 1 giantsy run, 4-2 good guys
Snakes lose!
Jesus Kelby's game tonight, praying he doesn't get a chance to beat us later
Rox gonna go on their own 13 game win streak?
Scrip in
Christ, Span leadoff double
Is this the loss in the streak where Kenley blows a 9th inning lead? But I guess we'd need a lead to do that
Owts
Geico please
Seager's elbow and looking at called third strikes is a concern
Yessssss JT RBI makes it 5-3
Giants giantsing hard
Please don't blow this
WIN
That win has to be a huge weight off their shoulders. Time to go on a roll now!
Was thinking of starting a campaign to rename the team "The Los Angeles Yips," but I'll hold off now.
I was at yesterday's game and all I have to say is: you're welcome.
I'm choosing to remain optimistic about this team.
Until the playoffs, then I'll probably lose my shit.
Typical, I know.
Wait a second, we won a game there.
GAME 3 LET'S DO THIS, PERHAPS
Taylor CF
Seager SS
Turner 3B
Bellinger 1B
Forsythe 2B
Barnes C
Hernandez CF
Puig RF
Darvish P
We're...winning?
You da man, Mr. F!
Scoreless 1st for Darvish!
RANCHO ARDIENDO
4-0 Dodgers in the 5th
WIN
Series win! Been a while since we could say that!
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