Friday, July 21, 2017

Series Thread (Games 96-99): July 20-23 vs Barves

(cries)

Thurs, 7p: Kenta Maeda vs Mike Foltyniewicz (I didn't cut & paste that!)

Fri, 7p: Alex Wood vs Jaime Garcia (maybe)

Sat, 6p: Rich Hill vs Julio Teheran

Sun, 1p: Clayton Kershaw vs Sean Newcomb

18 comments:

Franklin Stubbs said...

This is easily a 3/4-to-full-assed effort, Orel. Way to show me up.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Waxing gibbous, if you will.

karen said...

Matt Kemp Whores of America thank you.

Fred's Brim said...

Feeling gross about this, 2-0 bad guys already. Feeling the inevitable slump coming on
Need more beer

karen said...

^^^Could the baseball gods be so cruel?

Franklin Stubbs said...

Recommend cutting straight to the beer and skipping the slump, FB.

In all seriousness, it's not like we were going to run the table in the 2nd half, it's just the win streak felt kinda like cruise control.

karen said...

A PITCHER SHOULD NEVER FIELD HIS POSITION.

Fred's Brim said...

Are you kidding me?

Let's work through this badluck horseshit shitfuck shit quickly and efficiently and be done with it

Alex Cora said...

Wow that was a bonehead play

Fred's Brim said...

Hahahahaha this is fine

karen said...

That's it. A slam to the opposing pitcher. I'm thinking Garcia doesn't want to go to Minnesota.

Fred's Brim said...

The Sergio Romo Curse

karen said...

It's been 29 years since we've won the last game in October so I think there's some sort of curse breathing down on us....just no mention of goats or the Bambino.

Johnny Blanchard said...
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Johnny Blanchard said...

As I like to point out, from 1989 to 2016, the Dodgers have 2353 wins and the Giants have 2344. The Giants have 5 pennants during that time. Clearly Satan is involved, and what a more attractive version is there than Oyster Pubes?

And BTW--yes, there is a curse. It's the Piazza curse. Fuck you very much, Fox.

Curse is over now that we have the Jewish/Muslim combo in the front office. It's all very Biblical I believe.

karen said...

Kersh taken out of the game in 2nd. No word why.

Orel said...

I see Clayton visiting the DL to make room for Ryu

Orel said...

Right low back tightness