Thursday, February 27, 2014

Spring Training Game 2 Thread: Feb. 27 vs. DBacks, 12p

Mr. Absolute Zero Excitement himself in action!

Zack Greinke (0-0, -.--) vs. Randall Delgado (0-0, -.--)

The 0-1 Dodgers look to bounce back against a split DBack squad in the Camelback Ranch home opener. (Team Killeen is in the house!) They'll be missing a couple of key pieces, as Carl Crawford sits with a leg injury (or is dead from embarrassment after his outfield defense yesterday) and A.J. Ellis is down with the flu. Hopefully he did not get the flu from his super awesome jerky.

NOTE: I will be ordering and taste-testing said jerky for a future blog post. Stay tuned.

Image via Sarah Wexler's hilarious Google Translate Korean Baseball Tumblr.

33 comments:

Orel said...

Team Killeen update up top.

Jason said...

At my desk again, Vin!

Hideo Nomo said...

Anyone else notice that the new DBacks slogan is one letter away from making Arizona even more racist than it already is?

Jason said...

Wow, that is pretty tone-deaf on the part of the D'backs.

Jason said...

The Mariners are just straight up stealing their slogan this year.

Jason said...

Is Greinke trying out a new delivery this year. He looks... off.

Orel said...

That's one hot potato, Gnomes.

Jason said...

And here comes the trainer. Not a great way to start the day.

Jason said...

And he's out.

Jason said...

Mr. Zero Excitement is now Mr. Two Pitches.

Hideo Nomo said...

NOOOOOOOOOO.

Hideo Nomo said...

That's one way to get out of the Australia trip.

Orel said...

This is all Sue Falsone's fault.

Jason said...

I don't remember Zack having a pause in his windup last year. He was pitching like he had a stiff back or sore quads that made bending at the waist or knees painful.

BJ Killeen said...

Down in the stands with the civilians. More fun.

BJ Killeen said...

Down in the stands with the civilians. More fun.

BJ Killeen said...

You should have heard Zack grunt. Was passing a kidney stone.

Hideo Nomo said...

Relayed your kidney stone anecdote to Twitter, BJ.

Orel said...

It might take some time to trickle through your timeline.

BJ Killeen said...

Puig's walk on song: I Feel Good by The Godfather of Soul!

BJ Killeen said...

Thanks Hid, saw it.

BJ Killeen said...

AGon still running slower than a 53 Buick

BJ Killeen said...

Glendale, AZ weather report: Hot. Damn hot.

BJ Killeen said...

It's not a rumor! Alex is in da park. We found him!

Hideo Nomo said...

URIBEAR!

BJ Killeen said...

Justin Turner wearing #10 and playing 3rd..and blond...channeling the penguin

Hideo Nomo said...

A lead!

BJ Killeen said...

7-8-9. Three innings of who da Fk is that player?

Hideo Nomo said...

SPRING PARTY!

Hideo Nomo said...

PRESS BOX IS GETTING JERKY SAMPLES. GO, TEAM KILLEEN, GO!

BJ Killeen said...

Didn't get any

Orel said...

(cries)

BJ Killeen said...

I'll try tomorrow. Promise.