Zack Greinke (0-0, -.--) vs. Randall Delgado (0-0, -.--)
The 0-1 Dodgers look to bounce back against a split DBack squad in the Camelback Ranch home opener. (Team Killeen is in the house!) They'll be missing a couple of key pieces, as Carl Crawford sits with a leg injury (or is dead from embarrassment after his outfield defense yesterday) and A.J. Ellis is down with the flu. Hopefully he did not get the flu from his super awesome jerky.
NOTE: I will be ordering and taste-testing said jerky for a future blog post. Stay tuned.
Image via Sarah Wexler's hilarious Google Translate Korean Baseball Tumblr.
33 comments:
Team Killeen update up top.
At my desk again, Vin!
Anyone else notice that the new DBacks slogan is one letter away from making Arizona even more racist than it already is?
Wow, that is pretty tone-deaf on the part of the D'backs.
The Mariners are just straight up stealing their slogan this year.
Is Greinke trying out a new delivery this year. He looks... off.
That's one hot potato, Gnomes.
And here comes the trainer. Not a great way to start the day.
And he's out.
Mr. Zero Excitement is now Mr. Two Pitches.
NOOOOOOOOOO.
That's one way to get out of the Australia trip.
This is all Sue Falsone's fault.
I don't remember Zack having a pause in his windup last year. He was pitching like he had a stiff back or sore quads that made bending at the waist or knees painful.
Down in the stands with the civilians. More fun.
Down in the stands with the civilians. More fun.
You should have heard Zack grunt. Was passing a kidney stone.
Relayed your kidney stone anecdote to Twitter, BJ.
It might take some time to trickle through your timeline.
Puig's walk on song: I Feel Good by The Godfather of Soul!
Thanks Hid, saw it.
AGon still running slower than a 53 Buick
Glendale, AZ weather report: Hot. Damn hot.
It's not a rumor! Alex is in da park. We found him!
URIBEAR!
Justin Turner wearing #10 and playing 3rd..and blond...channeling the penguin
A lead!
7-8-9. Three innings of who da Fk is that player?
SPRING PARTY!
PRESS BOX IS GETTING JERKY SAMPLES. GO, TEAM KILLEEN, GO!
Didn't get any
(cries)
I'll try tomorrow. Promise.
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