Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Silence of the Stubbs

It's been too long, bloggerers (ers?)!

I think I have nicely internalized all my anger over the events of the 2012 season. All that bottled-up rage will no doubt cause me to stab Dusty in the ear at a nebulous future date, and the night terrors haven't stopped yet, but I found myself intentionally checking MLBTR this morning, so perhaps it's safe to get back in the water.

Let's see if I have anything productive to say about baseball.

(For a change. Hey-o!)

10 comments:

Neeebs said...

Stubbs, Stubbie, Stubborn.

Dusty Baker said...

Just don't knofe me in the robs!

Hideo Nomo said...

Mike Petriello was lobbying to get another Stubbs in Blue, but he went to the Indians.

Instead, we get Schkip Schumaker.

Fred's Brim said...

My Dog, Skip?
At least he is basically free

Wicks said...

The move for Skip is pretty smart. He hit .295 vs righties and .158 vs lefties while Mellis hit .228 vs righties and .321 vs lefties. You do the math...

Franklin Stubbs said...

I don't have a problem with Skippy other than his damn name.

Franklin Stubbs said...

@Neeebs

Il Stubberino if you're not in to the whole "brevity" thing.

Neeebs said...

@Stubberino:

Niebow, Niebowski, Neeebs

Neeebs said...

Or simply, the Big Neeebs!

Paul said...

I like Neeebolito.