Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Game 55 Thread: May 26 vs. Rockies, 7p

Eric Lauer (1-5, 6.69) vs. Kyle Freeland (1-5, 7.04).

Eric Lauer last saw the Dodgers in 2025 World Series Game 3, when he threw over four scoreless innings late in the extra-innings contest. After flailing for the Blue Jays this year, Toronto let him go and the Dodgers snatched him up in exchange for some of the cash that they make hourly on Shohei Ohtani jersey sales to busloads of Japanese tourist visitors.

Tonight, Lauer makes his Dodgers debut. Here we go!

12 comments:

spank said...

Ohtani DH
Pages CF
Freddie 1B
Mookie SS
$60mil RF
Teo LF
Slappy C
MiggyRo 2B
Kiké 3B

Lauer P

spank said...

Miguel Vargas is top 3 in all offensive categories for 3rd baseman in the AL and batting 3rd for ChiSox. good for him. fuck the Dodgers

spank said...

Mookie!!

spank said...

about fucking time

karen said...

Phillies 4 Padres 2 in B 4.

karen said...

8-1 Champs after 4.

spank said...

looks like Kiké got reinjured.

spank said...

Cubs 10 straight losses since PCA crashed out at that lady

QuadSevens said...

Strained oblique for Kiké. Sucky.

spank said...

Mookie again!!

karen said...

MOOKIE!! 3 run homer brings the game to 13-1 in B6.

Steve Sax said...

🐄🔑🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇!!!!!