Tyler Glasnow (1-3, 3.41) vs. Krispy Kremer (9-10, 4.52).
The Dodgers' play has been downright disgusting of late, as we just dropped all three games to the last-place Pirates (who are the fourth-worst team in the National League). But wait--that disgust extends to the Padres as well, who just dropped three straight to the last-place Orioles (who are the fourth-worst team in the American League).
So the Dodgers go into Camden Yards where the birds are strangely hot, and the Padres...go to Colorado, which has been ice cold all year long.
At least the Dodgers can count on Michael C0nf0rt0 to stay ice cold!
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Glas-not-now scratched due to back stiffness (again). Shohei starting.
The Lead Off guys took a shot of tequila before doing the show to change things up. Hope it helps.
they need to go out after the game and get hammered with some hookers. lay some pipe
Why can’t rushing ever find the goddamn ball
Luckily it doesn’t hurt us thanks to an Ohtani K for the third out.
Mookie can’t make it happen with two on and two out.
0-0, mid-3. We needed Rojas (who has been hot!) to register our first hit of the game.
Kremer chased and breaks up the no-hitter to leadoff the fourth (Rojas’ hit was ruled an error on Jackson Holliday).
Hernandez, like the rest of the Dodgers lineup, is chasing pitches all over the place.
Teo pops weakly to shallow right. One out.
Here’s C0nf0rt0
C0nf0rt0 actually works a walk.
Two on, one out.
Here’s Pages
Pages does nothing, so Doc has KIké PH for Kim (?), and Kiké walks.
Bases loaded for Rushing.
He's gonna strand 'em.
Rushing quickly down 0-2. Here comes the K.
Three-pitch K for Rushing.
Dammit Dalton, if you're not going to be any better than Austin Barnes, then what's the fucking point?
Shohei, who had to pitch when Glasnow got a boo-boo, leaves after 3.2 IP with a runner on third and two out. Banda in to pitch.
Banda walks Beavers, so there's Orioles on the corners and C Samuel Basallo at bat.
Banda is totally missing the strike zone, missing consistently on the far side of the plate.
Banda has thrown six straight balls
Finally gets a strike but it's a 3-1 count to Casallo
3-2 on the foul
Lots of Dodger fans in this crowd!
Basallo grounds weakly to Freeman for the third out.
0-0 through 4
Rojas with a smart AB to leadoff the fifth, earns a walk.
Ohtani GIDPs on the first pitch. My god.
Mookie ropes it but flies to left.
WE SUCK
Rushing AGAIN lets a ball past him, and this time it causes us the lead.
CATCH THE GODDAMN BALL, DALTON!!!
Rojas saves a run with that play, getting Mountcashle at first for the third out.
1-0 BAL through 5.
FREEMAN TIES IT!
My feed came back from the commercials late, so I missed the pitch.
Hopefully that helps this team get off the mat a bit
Hernandez hits one to right field, and Orioles RF Jeremiah Jackson shows Teoscar how a right fielder is SUPPOSED to get it done. One out.
Here's C0nforto (0-for-1 right now, with a walk).
C0nf0rto grounds to second for the second out. (He's now 0-for-2.)
Pages with a bloop single to center. Still two out.
Kiké single, advancing Pages to second. Still two out.
Dalton goes down in his AB, foul ball off his right knee. He's being carried off the field. That is not good.
So now we've got Ben Rohrtvedt to catch, and Alex Call comes in to finish the plate appearance, with a 1-1 count.
Call Ks on a ball up and out of the zone. Fuck.
Dreyer with a nice 6th inning.
1-1 tie through 6
Betts with a great AB and two-out double to the left-center gap. Let's GOOOO
Freeman strands Mookie.
1-1 at the stretch.
Treinen got away with one there, lucky
Phillies up 9-3 in Miami.
Padres down 1-0 in Colorado
Would be nice to see Teoscar get one here.
But he's hacking again.
Hernandez grounds out to second, weakly. He's 0-for-4.
Here's C0nf0rto.
Conforto took one right down the middle for strike 1. Then he hacks through strike 2. And then he grounds weakly to second.
Can we please stop the Conforto disaster. He's 0-for-3, AGAIN
Pages quickly down 0-2.
Pages swings weakly to K at one outside the zone.
No guts from this team.
Kopech in to pitch. He gets Gunnar Henderson to fly out to center. One out.
Mountcastle was frozen there, called strike three. Nice pitch, Kopech!
Nice inning by Kopech.
1-1 through 8
Kiké grounds to first for an unassisted out #1.
Here's Ben Rortvedt. Not expecting much here.
Quickly down 0-2.
I just realized I'm talking to myself here.
Hilarious
Rortvedt works back to a full count. Hmm.
Rortvedt Ks badly, right down the middle. And Cano stares him down from the mound.
Rojas already down 0-2
Rojas grounds out weakly.
Going to the bottom of the ninth. This impending loss is going to sting.
And Tanner Scott fucking blows another game. Unbelievable.
Thank you again Tanner Scott.
aint winning shit scoring only one run
Billion dollar bullshit
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