Friday, May 05, 2023

Series Thread (Games 33-35): May 5-7 @ Padres

"Aren't you a little bloated for a stormtrooper?"

Fri 5/5 6.40p: Clayton Kershaw (5-1, 1.89) vs. Yu Darvish (1-2, 3.60)
Sat 5/6 5.40p: Dustin May (3-1, 3.15) vs. Blake Snell (1-4, 5.28)
Sun 5/7 4.10p: Julio Urias (4-3, 3.86) vs. Joe Musgrove (1-0, 10.80)

The Padres certainly bulked up this offseason, filling up their bloated lineup with signing shortstop Xander Bogaerts (11 years, $280M); extending Manny Machado (11 years, $350M) and Yu Darvish (6 years, $108M); and reaching one-year deals with Juan Soto ($23M) and Josh Hader ($14.1M), not to mention a rash of other deals that helped push San Diego's commitments to over $1B over the next decade.

So is it fair to call the Padres, whose $246M 2023 payroll is eclipsed only by the Mets ($346M) and Yankees ($280M), a true evil empire? Well, San Diego has certainly built a giant space-station-like structure in a short amount of time. And while this new entity might be capable of vaporizing opponents with that potent lineup, Machado's .235 BA and Juan Soto's .222 BA are pretty mortal so far. In fact, Machado (84), Ha-Seong Kim (98), Jack Cronenworth (102), and recently activated cheater Fernando Tatis Jr. (104) all have OPS+ numbers at or below the league average.

It's not that I'm taking the Padres lightly (honestly, with that girth, it would be impossible anyway), especially with our first season meeting and a nationally-televised game (ESPN) on Sunday. This will be a good test to see if the Dodgers, hot off a perfect six-game homestand and set up with our best starters, are up to their first big interdivisional challenge.

27 comments:

QuadSevens said...

"That's no moon." Love the Star Wars tie in on this game thread.

QuadSevens said...

Looks like the Padres changed up their rotation. MLB.com is showing Darvish pitching tonight, not Musgrove.

Steve Sax said...

Ooh thanks for the update Quad! Let me put an intern on the post edit—

Steve Sax said...

The theme of this GT was designed with May the Fourth top-of-mind 😜

Steve Sax said...

GAME 1

1 Betts RF .270
2 Freeman 1B .310
3 Smith C .297
4 Muncy 3B .239
5 Heyward CF .246
6 Outman LF .290
7 Vargas 2B .237
8 Peralta DH .205
9 Rojas SS .184

P Kershaw (5-1, 1.89)

Steve Sax said...

I'm going to be caught in a symphony performance for most of tonight's game, save furtive glances on my phone (assuming that I can get a wifi signal where I am).

LET'S GO, DODGERS!!!

Steve Sax said...

We get one but it should have been more.

1-0 LA, mid-1

Steve Sax said...

Two on, but Kershaw gets Cruz to pop to Freeman for the third out.

1-0 LA through 1

QuadSevens said...

Steroid Boy hits a solo bomb to tie it up in the third.

Steve Sax said...

Dammit. Tatis HR to lead off the third. 1-1

Steve Sax said...

We are on the symphonic band now

Steve Sax said...

Darvish is dealing tonight, super-efficient pitch count through 4.1. He gets Outman to K on three pitches.

Steve Sax said...

Darvish has retired 9 straight

Steve Sax said...

Oh no. Cheaters are prospering. 3-1 SD on another Tatis HR.

Steve Sax said...

Bickford in. White flag

Steve Sax said...

Our offense has gone kaput

Steve Sax said...

Scored too many runs vs philly

Steve Sax said...

☹️

Steve Sax said...

Still salty

Steve Sax said...

Game 2 is in progress.

I can’t watch

Steve Sax said...

WIN

We get one back, a 2-1 victory powered by only three hits, but one of them a two-run HR from Chris Taylor. We'll take it.

Rubber match tomorrow!

QuadSevens said...

GAME 3

Down 2-1 in the sixth. Bases loaded for Peralta.

QuadSevens said...

We leave them loaded. Damn.

QuadSevens said...

Leadoff double in the eighth for Smith.

Steve Sax said...

Wait, Mookie with a two-out solo HR in the ninth to tie the game?!

🐄🔑🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

We are in extras…

Steve Sax said...

WIN!!!

Steve Sax said...

Holy cow