Tues Jul 28 6p: Walker Buehler vs. F Valdez the Cheater Wed Jul 29 4p: Dustin May vs. TBD the Cheater
With the high likelihood that this may be the last series we might play (that is, if the Marlins' coronavirus outbreak expands to the rest of MLB, curtailing the attempt to have a 2020 season), I suppose we'd better watch. But after suffering through two straight meager showings against a pathetic Giants team, Dodger fans can't be hopeful going into trashcan-ville again. You know that the Asterisks will be employing some underhanded and illegal cheating scheme again in this game, from rearranging cardboard cutouts to tip pitches, or still-unfound electrical impulse devices hidden under the players' jerseys. I'm not hopeful for revenge here.
Sadly, it's only Game 5 and I'm already forlorn.
(cries)
UPDATE 9:46p: GAME 1: DODGERS 5, CHEATERS 2
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DODGERS 2020: I SUPPOSE WE BETTER WATCH
Those cardboard cutouts may amortize to $75/game
I am fucking salty and pissed already.
I want us to build a 10-0 lead, then drill Altuve, Springer, Bregman, and Correa in the ribs.
GAME 1
Betts, RF
Muncy, 1B
Turner, 3B
Bellinger, CF
Taylor, DH
Seager, SS
Pollock, LF
Hernandez, 2B
Smith, C
Buehler, P
The shittiness continues
Dodgers have 2 on, no out in the 5th. Their first look at the game
RANCHO ARDIENDO
Will Smith lines out
Let’s go Mookie!
Mookie walks. 2-1 'Holes
RBI walk. We’re on the board.
E-2. Tie game!
Bregman’s terrible throw helps us on that one. Bounced it to the catcher.
Fuck the Astros!!!
JT RBI! 3-2 Dodgers
Amen DBT!
Exactly DBT! Been saying that here all game!
Belli RBI! Sounded like a rifle shot in the empty stadium
5 singles and a walk. Death by paper cuts!
Buster Gaterade has a tremendous change up. Wow.
Blink-182 in a BMW commercial? I don’t like it!
Bazooka has some wicked pitches.
Announcer Orel talking about throwing at a runner on first with the intent to hit him in the ribs. I love it!
Yikes Kelly is a mess
The comment coming after Joe Kelly throws a 3-0 pitch behind Bregman’s head.
Although I appreciate him throwing behind Bergman
@Quad announcer Orel is def stirring the pot!
@DBT He definitely is. He hates the A*tros as much as the fans for do I think.
Bulldog Unleashed
Kelly strikes out Correa to end the inning and then the jawing begins!
Correa is such a bitch
Hey guys. Missed it--what happened with Joe Kelly?
i'm on a bad delay now. Turner up, 1-1 count
JT pops to second
Kelly was wild. Threw a pitch behind Bregman and Correa. Struck out Correa to end the inning and then a lot of talking by both teams gathered at home plate.
Warnings to both sides issued as well.
Joe Kelly is willing to be the bad guy. They probably love him in the clubhouse
RANCHO ARDIENDO
Dusty is just not the same without his trademark toothpick.
Damn, Corey hit CT3 to end the inning
Dusty Baker's Facemask?
Bottom 7 5-2. Not hopeful, esp after the Dodgers leave the bases loaded.
@7777 8:29p: thank you
You’re welcome Sax. Before the dust-up, Kelly covered first and got spiked. He gave a bit of a glare at the runner and someone from the Astro dugout yelled “Get back on the mound MFer!” I’m sure that added to the fun that followed.
many of the Houston Astros cutouts do not have arms.
Which explains why we can't hear the trashcans being hit
Mookie double!
Mookie finding his groove! Double to left
Wait is Mookie limping?
@Orel 8:49: I knew you'd pick up my set for the spike
So our bullpen is good but our starters aren't?
Nice job Treinen. 5-2 LA through 8
Kenley in to exercise some demons and go for the save.
The cutter has got some good movement tonight.
WIN
WIN!
wow that's how late my feed is
These post-game media conferences, with call-in questions, are very weird.
"Joe, that 3-0 pitch to Bregman, what was that?"
"Ah, it was a ball."
Joe Kelly is just batting back these questions without any further incitement.
Bregman answered “I don’t know” to just about every question about the 6th inning.
Plaschke has a valentine to Joe Kelly in today’s LAT
GAME 2: NICE SWING, BITCH
Muncy 1B
Betts RF
Bellinger CF
Turner 3B
Seager SS
Taylor 2B
Pederson LF
Beaty DH
Barnes C
May, P
SEAGER!! 1-0 Dodgers!
I'm waiting to see who is going to use the Joe Kelly taunt pic as their avatar. I'm tempted, but Kershaw laughing at my comments is too much fun.
Yeah that Kelly face is already hit on the Twitters
Geren pulls May with two on in the 4th
This does not look promising
We got nothing in the top of the 10th. Alexander in to pitch for us.
K Altuve. IBB Bregman. Need that GIDP.
And we got it! Going to the 11th. Still 1-1!
Mookie RBI double!
Asshats tied it up in the 11th. Seager leading off the 12th. 2-2.
1-2-3 we go down. Bottom of the 12th coming up.
RIOS WITH A 2 RUN BOMB!! 4-2!!
SWEEP!
PGT UP!
That was MLB's first ever leadoff 2-run HR
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