Sunday, November 01, 2015

World Series Game 5 Thread: Nov. 1, Royals vs. Mets, 5p

That's life (that's life), that's what all the people say

You're singlehandedly destroying the Dodgers and Cubs in the playoffs

Shot down in World Series Game 4

Each time I find myself flat on my face
I wonder how much not using two hands will cost me in free agency

Edinson Volquez (13-9, 3.55) vs. Matt Harvey (13-8, 2.71).

103 comments:

Cliff Beefpile said...

God that error was glorious. Fuck that guy.

spank said...

win it for your pops,Volquez!!

karen said...

Didn't Volquez originally come up with the Boys?? I seem to remember him starting his first game and his mom and dad were there in the stands and Vin was talking about how proud they must be.

WIN THIS ONE FOR YOU DAD. VOLQUEZ!!!!

spank said...

FUCK JOE BUCK!

FUCK HAROLD REYNOLDS!

FUCK THE OTHER GUY!

FUCK THE METS!!

karen said...

CliffB...Shades of Billy Buckner.

Orel said...

Volquez come up with the Rangers and started five games for the Dodgers in 2013.

Orel said...

D'Arnaud bounced the throw to second. Ouch

spank said...

Ismael Vasquez,karen?

karen said...

FUCK JOE MORGAN

FUCK JACKIE CLARK

FUCK MATT ADAMS

karen said...

Spanky...It know it wasn't "Rocket" Vasquez...that dude was less than worthless. Remember when he got into the fight with Billy Russell in the dugout? What a douche.

Orel said...

You guys are feisty tonight

spank said...

Bill Russell was a douche

Orel said...

Shit. Grandy HR makes it 1-0 Mets

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Orel said...

Pedro Martinez hated Bill Russell too apparently

karen said...

Okay kid, shake it off. Channel Brett Favre in that Monday Night game when his dad had passed earlier that day. Dude was nails.

WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU...DIG DEEP!

spank said...

Daniel Murphy is a douche. sit the fuck down!

Orel said...

Did that drug commercial just say "risk of suicide may occur"?

karen said...

Orel...not so much feisty as I am embracing my new nickname PoD christened me with...ANGER!!! Only request I have is that I be known as GODDESS OF ANGER for all frisco games. In case nobody has noticed, I tend to get kinda hyper during those games!!!!

spank said...

nice throw to first,douche

Orel said...

Goddess of Anger. How does this not exist already.

karen said...

^^^My thoughts exactly!!!

Steve Sax said...

Far far away today, but sporting my KC Royals Bo Jackson shirt. Go Royals!

spank said...

i guess Madonna is serving breakfast all day now. #FoxDeportesCommercialks #AllDayBreakfast@Madonnas

spank said...

noice choice,Saxy!

karen said...

Being the Raiders fan I am (Yeah I said it) I still sport my Bo Jackson LOS ANGELES RAIDERS jersey when the mood strikes me. I bow tonight to Saxy's choice of jersey tonight however...

karen said...

Terry Collins met wit his team before the game stressing that everyone have fun...Yeah, that's what it's all about.

Douche.

karen said...

^with

spank said...

biggest difference between the American broadcast and Mexican broadcast:

Mexican announcers don't ass kiss like Buck and mutts do.

spank said...

mexican version also named dropped Andruw Jones for some reason.




(cries)

Orel said...

This game will not end 1-0

Orel said...

Karen...not the Raiders!

karen said...

Orel...Yep, I'm outta the closet!!!!

Orel said...

I won't hold it against you...yet

spank said...

textbook DP by the Royals

karen said...

Beautiful DP!

Orel said...

Oh man. Cespedes wresting the Most Hated Cuban crown from Puig

spank said...

Anger has to be a Raiders fan. fits like a glove.it wouldn't be right if she was a Dolphins fan

karen said...

It's this time of year when my ulcer stops bleeding, the involuntary body twitches stop and all the voices in my head shut up that I am thankful that the Dodgers aren't playing in the WS.

karen said...

Spanky....Yeah, Dolphins are too nice!!

Orel said...

Keep it together, Edinson

spank said...

score some runs Fuckers!

Orel said...

Zobrist single!

Orel said...

I SAID THIS GAME WILL NOT END 1-0

Orel said...

Uh oh. RA for Mets. And I don't mean Dickey

spank said...

DAMMIT! everyone change your seats. QUICK

Orel said...

Cespedes may have just shattered his kneecap with a foul ball

spank said...

Dre'D

Orel said...

Moustakas leads off the 7th with a single

Orel said...

Comeback time, Royals!

Orel said...

Harvey going for the CGSHO

Orel said...

Leadoff walk!

Orel said...

HERE WE GO ROYALS

karen said...

FUCK YEAH!!!!

Orel said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

spank said...

wow. ballsy move by the Royals. tied up now.

Orel said...

Hosmer Huevos

Orel said...

Royals feelin' it now

spank said...

orale,Pee Wee Herman

spank said...

DAMMIT. Vera Familia with a 1-2-3 10th

Orel said...

Was that a Vera Farmiga pun? If so, much respect

karen said...

I would have died a million deaths if the Boys were playing.

spank said...

yes sir it was Orel.

spank said...

me too,karen. i would be pacing and cussing up a storm. you know just another normal day.

spank said...

btway,my Lakers are terrible.

spank said...

man on second for the Royals. let's do this.

spank said...

Spanish broadcast announcers are having a good ol' fucking time. i have no idea what they are saying but it sounds like a riot.

Cliff Beefpile said...

3-2 Royals. :)

spank said...

fuck yes! Royals take the lead!

karen said...

OH YEAH BABY!!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Oh hey, look! We've found the real Daniel Murphy again!

spank said...

Douche Buckner with another error

Orel said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Orel said...

The Murphy Tax is real

spank said...

just gotta say i feel real good about Murphy's downfall. i really do.

Cliff Beefpile said...

4-2 Royals. It took a while, but the LolMets are back.

spank said...

mas runs!!

karen said...

PAIN METS FANS!!! YOU FUCKED WITH THE DODGERS...IT'S PAYBACK TIME!!

Orel said...

The Royals are so so so so so so good

spank said...

wow wow wow. damn!

Cliff Beefpile said...

7-2 Mets. Watching sad Mets fans is a beautiful thing.

spank said...

FUCK YOU JOE BUCK!

spank said...

3 MORE OUTS BABY!!!

karen said...

In your house Mets fans....How does it feel???

spank said...

Where Delino at?

Orel said...

Bottom of a bottle of bourbon?

spank said...

one more out

karen said...

Here we go baby...one more out...

Cliff Beefpile said...

So, who can the Dodgers steal? Or is there enough Wal-Mart money to keep this Royals team together for a while?

spank said...

fastball up and in. do it!

Orel said...

That's what so amazing about this team. No one superstar. HMMMMMM I wonder if the Dodgers could learn something from that

spank said...

that's rad!

spank said...

FUCK THE METS!!

spank said...

Dodgers need a manager who can bring the team together as one. Muttingly sucked at that.

karen said...

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DODGERS METS FAN...YOU SCREW WITH US AND KARMA FUCKS YOU ALL UP!!

Orel said...

It's possible to hate-watch the World Series. Thanks for bringing it, guys.

60ft6in said...

Christian Colon discovers America! It is always good to have the game winning RBI of the final game of the World Series in your resume.

Fred's Brim said...

Fuck the Mets. How can you play perfect baseball for 2 series then play like a bunch of drunken assholes for the one that matters. Fuck YOUUUU! Murph and his godder ways can go fuck himself especially.
And a lesser fuck you to the Royals, you arrogant shits. Small Market® teams officially gets no love from FB. You can now all shut the fuck up about things not being fair

60ft6in said...

It is worth a chuckle seeing a small market team take a bite out of the Big Apple!

spank said...

100!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Yeah, I'm in a hatin' mood too, FB. Fuck you, Royals, for not getting it done LAST year! Assholes.

Orel said...

Gonna be a hate-filled winter

MR.F said...

My cell phone said "Dusty Baker hired as manager by..." and I prayed it wasn't by the Dodgers. Phew.

No offense Dusty.