Friday, December 04, 2015

Once More, with Feeling


photo: @thkbleu

21 comments:

karen said...

I can't even speak. I'm gonna need some time here.


*curls into fetal position on the floor and wails*

karen said...

...and to another division team????? Oh my fucking hell I need to kill someone....(Dodger front office....I be lookin' at you.

spank said...

FUCK HIM IN BOTH EARS!!

Fred's Brim said...

It'll be fun banging homers off him in that shitty chlorine-scented bandbox he'll have to pitch in 15 times a year.

Fred's Brim said...

Who's left though? Cueto scares me and Samardja is asking for a lot, although the Lackey signing may drive his price down

Cliff Beefpile said...

Meh. I'd rather cut ties than be stuck with another 200 million dollar contract for a guy in his mid to late 30s--Kevin Brown and Jason Schmidt come to mind. I mean, ideally he would have been here for the duration of his original contract, but a guy who only goes 6-1/3 isn't worth more than Clayton Kershaw. That's a lot of money to spend on other needs, of which we have plenty.

spank said...

mos def. i would have a team option after 2 years with that price tag.

karen said...

Ok, here's the plan....Tomorrow night I am planning a (peaceful?) protest. We will be meeting at the open public restroom at the closed down Vallero Gas Station in Brawley. Dodgers Fans Lives Matters will be provided but all Blue Faithful will be asked to BYOB, sharp objects and drugs...both street and script.

cc: Spanky

Cliff Beefpile said...

We're Dodger fans, I'd say bringing our own weapons, booze, and narcotics is assumed.

spank said...

on the bright side we still have Dre.





(cries)

Greg said...

Puig's got something on somebody.

Steve Sax said...

Hey guys, it's still pending a physical. So if he is hurt, we stand to keep him!





(cries)

Steve Sax said...

In other news, Jim Bowden and his stupid predictions suck.

T Mac said...

Grienke is a mercenary, plain and simple. Literally, a hired gun to the highest bidder and not the best team period... All that stuff about how much is wife loved LA and the beautiful home they just built meant zero...nada

At least he is not taking his arm to SF!

Alex Cora said...

Agree with TMac. Everywhere he goes it is for the money. Screw him. Have fun in your 120 degree weather playing in an indoor mall with air conditioning.

Jason said...

Zack Greinke has a tiny head!






Been holding that in for 3 years.

MR.F said...

So sad =(

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fuck. I wanted Samardzija.

T Mac said...

Don' t sweat A guy who's name I can' t even spell, Cliff Beefpile! He would have drove you crazy. Every time I saw him pitch he would give up early runs and his team's would have to play catch up and he seemed to never have a shut down inning after his team scored. Is numbers seemed to be horrible last year. I think that is the guy they are getting

I don' t have answers but he was not it

Dusty Baker said...

@Karen

"Dodgers Fans Lives Matters" - hilarious! or "Blue Lives Matter" ??

It's come to this. I'm emailing Anonymous.

karen said...

Memo to Zack Greinke...

Dude, I deemed you Sponge Worthy. WTF?? Now I'm pissed. Just so you know, I dusted off my last case of NuDay Sponges this weekend and used them all on really, REALLY ugly guys.

Guess I showed you.