Tonight is Star Wars Night at Dodger Stadium!
Clayton Kershaw (8-8, 2.89) vs. Jorge De La Rosa (16-9, 4.45).
May the Force be with us? Please?
Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Tonight is Star Wars Night at Dodger Stadium!
Clayton Kershaw (8-8, 2.89) vs. Jorge De La Rosa (16-9, 4.45).
May the Force be with us? Please?
3/28 vs. DET (W, 8-5 (10)): Sax
4/2 vs. ATL (W, 6-5): AC
5/17 vs. LAA (L, 2-6): Sax
569 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 569 of 569Steve D,
I think he does, but I love the "Red 3" line.
Just like shooting womp rats.
I swear I didn't see yours, Nic.
I would be totally unsurprised if this broke wide open at this point. Getting through the mental block after that road trip and all.
Who will stop at third?!!
WOOKIEE MODE
Beast delivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUAN!
GREAT SHOT KID THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION!!!!!!
Ha! it looks like the visitor bullpen phones are not working! It's the FORCE!
Juan just flipped off KempKershaw :)
HAHA, MLSF
In the beginning I had a really bad feeling about this. But now, let's blow thing thing and go home.
UCLA bites.
Play the ewok song. We have a solid lead!!!
RANCHO CALIENDO
@Rbnlaw why feel sorry for Greedo? he could have shot Han Solo and therefore, he doesn't deserve any sorrow.
They changed the ending of the "Vegas.com" commercial.
Now it's lame.
@Orel i like Rancho Caliendo!
can you just picture a stand full of star wars fans going nuts right now?
My heart is pounding!
Boom! Brett Favre!
Until this battle station is fully operational, we are vulnerable. The Rebel Alliance is too well equipped, they're more dangerous than you realize...
karina,
Yeah, but it gets the cantina song out of your head.
MLASF,
Funny shit.
The New Mr October.
Loretta?
BEAST MODE?
So who pinch hits for Manny?
the shark is out.
DB has to be kicking himself right now.
RANCHO CUCAMONGA
Didn't we rough up Belisle when he was with the Reds?
Hey, Delino.
To hell with SC.
@Rbnlaw i still have the cantina song stuck in my mind.
@SanMarcosMike i lie the way you tal!
@K "i like Rancho Caliendo!"
Does it mean anything?
@Rbn - And Anaheim, and Asuza
Kershaw apparently used up all karina's ks
still a run!!!!!
Help me, Matt Kemp-nobi; you're my only hope!
Bison sac fly! 4-0 Dodgers!
It looked like a hit on TV
(Inside Kemp's head) Do or do not, there is no try
Azusa?
redeem yourself manny!
Jar Jar Manny
@Nic - Your lack of Jack Benny knowledge shames me.
@karina
That's not a bad thing.
Time for Dr. Dread to hit a facking ball deep.
In times like this, I recall my favorite Star Wars quote.
"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlaying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
no, i meant you spelled it wrong.
@Orel no, but it could be a mix of caliente and ardiendo
MANNY GETS INTO IT!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MANNY RBI!
What do you know?
Mannywood!
The Dodgers are back!!!!
Will there be ewok playing th drums on Rockies helmets soon??
Manny!!!
Fuck yeah, Manny!!!!!
@Nic - Can't you tell I rush when I type?
Yup, everybody's a little looser with a few runs in pocket.
Manny: You Shall Be Released...
SoSG AC is at the game, he texted me the place is going nuts!
@Mr C he did, from now on, i'm arina
"Now leaving on track 3 for Anaheim, Azusa, and Cuc-a-monga."
Npoe.
Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
Even Manny gets a RBI!
five will do.
Brim Reaper.
Ox.
Champange.
Time for the Flat Brim Reaper.
the kitten is breathing easy
"Almost there. Almost there."
Do they serve champagne @ the Mos Eisley Cantina?
May the force (outs) be with us!
OK, I think I'm done with Star Wars themed posts...
OK, I'm mostly drunk, but I'm getting the celebratory cigar ready.
I think it's now safe to discuss what i'm going to drink to toast the Dodgers National League West Championship:
Screwdriver, Vodka Tonic, Vodka on the rocks or Rum on the Rocks?
@SanMarcosMike there's never enough Star Wars talk
@rbnlaw
Wasn't the almost there line preceded by "stay on target. stay on target"?
@smm
It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy, so I'm guessing no.
"It is a time of uncertainty. The empire's ambiguous tariff statutes mandate close reexamination of galactic export quotas. Interim Princess Agoomba has co-chaired a subcommittee to draft amendments to existing trade policies.
"Meanwhile regulatory agencies are being heavily lobbied by a consortium of mercantile interest groups and their suppliers to streamline loading restrictions for class C cargo vessels. The shipping..."
@SMM
A wretched hive of scum and villany?
Yes, champagne on ice.
that was a strike?
1 down.
Giants lose. Not that it matters, but it's always fun to say.
Flat Breezy = Darth Maul
4 outs away!
@Orel i might be wrong, but isn't that quote from The Simpsons?
the brim reaper is feeling it.
@Prof. D
Yes it was.
Another line I love from the Battle of the Death Star.
The FBR taking names.
OK, who knows when the next Star Wars game is, I'll continue...
"A J(o)edi uses the Force (bullpen) for knowledge and defense, never for attack.”
YESSSSSSSS
@Orel
Darth Maul now comes in 2 parts.
One to go mothereffers!
One inning to go!
Bring out the Dont stop believing air guitar guy.
Time to tape Steiner's mouth shut. Just to be safe.
Best record in the NL, lock it up!
Oh, the "almost there" line is also followed by "aaaarrggghhhh"
Flat Brim Reaper dealing!
Let's really piss off Steve Perry.
Douche.
So glad I went to yesterday's game. Yeah, today's looking like a clincher, and I heard Jek Prokins is in attendance. But Tommy Replica - I'm still a winner
Yes it is, Karina!
BTW - what's the name of the dude in the stands who belts out "Don't Stop Believing". He's awesome - though last night, some sucker-ass posers were trying to steal his spotlight.
My Tommy replica is missing the screw to attach it to the base.
Posers yes, Delino, but the clown got a good reaction in the RFP.
GOod job James, lets get this pesky bottom of the 8th out of the way.
c'mon tracy, this game is over.
The Maracaibo parade continues!
that clown was all over the place yesterday, he was up at the top deck like an inning before that last night.
Brox getting warm
does the rockies organization employ 10% of Venezuela or something?
Anyone make a Hubacca joke yet?
We need a SoSG gathering in Maracaibo.
@nic j
Citgo sponsorship, maybe?
Does anyone know the Steve Perry-ish singer's name? His story? His LEGEND?!?!
Whoever that guy is, he is very entertaining.
@Nic j not the 100%, maybe a 40%, Detroit and Anaheim have a 50%
Bring on Broxton the Hutt!!
Ok, kids, here we go!
@Rbnlaw i've always said if the Dodgers win a World Series, it's party like there's no tomorrow at my house, obviously, you are invited :)
or Johnba the Hutt
Sammy Hagar gets on my nerves.
Josh - Which clown got a good reaction?
The singer is the man - how dare ANYONE trying to steal his rocking thunder.
my Gf's uncle is Michael Anthony.
@karina
Woop woop! Count me in.
The wife will love going there at the beginning of spring.
I'd go on that Dodgers fantasy cruise, but the last two times I went to Mexico I wound up leaving a pint plus of my blood. (And even got a staph infection)
I've had about 8 beers.
Why am I so tense right now?
@DD
The first time I saw him there, it looked like his kid brother was there with him. He had a similar act, but with partial disrobing, for bonus points.
One out!
1 down
@Rbnlaw why spring? we have three kinds of weather:hot, hotter and hot, humid and rainy :)
Two out!
i think i can let the kitten go
2 down
Just one more out!
*holding breath*
Two more strikes!
Looking forward to tomorrow's starting tandem of Thome-Mientkiewicz-Loretta.
@karina
Awesome. The hotter, the better.
The wife hates cold.
One more strike!
Choakers my ass!
NL WEST CHAMPS!
(had it pre-typed and everything)
WE GOT IT! WE GOT IT! WE WIN!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!?!?!!?
I LOVE RANDY NEWMAN!!!!
AT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!
HIGH FLY BALL INTO RIGHT FIELD...
Home field through the NLCS!
The Blue is Back!
Yeah! Bring on the Cardinals!
Pop the motherfucking champagne!
for Dusto
UNCLENCH!
(It's not even that funny anymore, but I've been saving it for a goddamn week, so I'm using it anyway)
SEND THE DODGERS WILD CARD SHIRTS TO UGANDA!!!!!
Hope champagne doesn't go flat
YES!
They cut the celebration here, anyway: Congrats to the 2009 NL West Champs!
Most importantly - when are my game two tickets?
Woooooo hoooooo!
Happy day for all!!!!!!
I had to watch the Angels post-season rally on Thursday and thought, "Ugh."
Now, let's see how a real team celebrates.
JP WITH THE BEAST MODE SHIRT
@Rbnlaw bring her here, she's gonna love it then
Pierre has his Beast Mode shirt on!
They blew up the fucking Death Star!!!!
Our long national nightmare is over!
Red Sox vs. Angels,
Tigers/Twins vs. Yankees,
Rockies vs. Phillies,
Cardinals vs. Dodgers
Pierre wearing the Beast Mode shirt.
Classy!
Beast mode t shirt!!!!!
So who manages tomorrow? Ausmus?
torre looks like he has 17 ulcers
HELL TO THE YES!
Manny looks like the Flying Nun.
MTFBWYGTUP!
working for the hangover now.
Two quotes from Mrs DeShields
"Torre looks slightly better as a Dodger."
"I like the cameras' raincoats"
Sadly, Matt Kemp's contacts are safe.
Ned looks spent already.
Manny just spoke to the crowd: "You are the best fans. Sorry about yesterday. I didn't rape nobody. Thank you!"
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