
Cliff Lee (3-0, 0.75) vs. Tim Lincecum (2-1, 1.93).
COMMENTS: That Keith Law guy over at ESPN.com might be on to something when he concludes that "pitching will be the difference" in this World Series. No. Shit. And Game 1 features the postseason matchup of the century (that is, now that we've gotten Lincecum's two duels with the equally talented Roy Halladay out of the way).
This series may be a network's nightmare (NYY-PHI would have had the #1 and #5 markets with a combined population of 25M; instead, we've got the #4 and #13 markets with a combined population of 10M and change), a true baseball fan's dream, and a barber's anxiety. But it's also going to be the vehicle that gives the San Francisco Giants, this year's Team of Destiny (TM), what is almost certain to be the franchise's first World Series title.
(Not that we're not trying to offer alternatives.)
Giants get home field advantage, ironically enough thanks to one of our own. On the flipside, the 4:30p start time may mean that the Giants reprise the NLCS and fall short of a full house. All I know is, I'll be watching. And if you're a Dodger fan, I know you will be too.
Thanks to Nic J for the image!
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*spits*
I don't even know what to say to that…
One run at a time
"Top of the seventh, with the Giants leading 8-4, and I cannot tell you how happy I am that they are winning. I mean, this just brightens my whole day. It's really quite joyous. I think I'll have some steak and lobster later on company dime, I'm this happy."
"Batters should only swing at pitches inside the strike zone."
"You bet, Tim. You bet."
One run at a time
This could be going better.
5 runs 6 outs. We can do this.
We can't boo Tony Bennet, can we?
Oh no, I have to hate Tony Bennett now.
FUCK YOU TONY BENNETT!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Damn that Tony Bennett.
I can't hate Tony Bennett, but I can hate the Giants more.
I'm supposed to be a lover, not a hater
(cries)
Two scenarios here:
1)Tonight's game is really going to piss Texas off and they are going to come back with a vengeance.
2) They roll over and die.
Which one do you think I'm betting on?
Karina--That's ok, I'll hate him for both of us
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
Is that a trick question, Meanie.
^?
Man, they're really rubbing this Tony Bennett shit in
@Spank
No tricks just reality.
@karen that's what sistahs are for! thanks
Let's sacrifice Tony Bennett!
Rangers, for the record: you can't run bases like Matt Kemp does.
(cries)
That wasn't a good play by Huff; rather it was a really dumb one by Kinsler.
Things continue to go from bad to worse :(
Quit chucking my wood!
The Rangers better be able to replicate that ALCS magic they brandished so mightily against New York.
5 runs 3 outs. We can do this.
(cries)
FUCK THE GIANTS
Dumb
Rangers have been playing like the Rangers of old.
(cries)
What are these strange "runs" you speak of? -- B. Bochy
Balls.
I quit. Good night. Er, bad night.
Balls indeed.
Frisco won't score in another game. Watch.
i bet the gints wont score ten more runs total for the rest of the series.
Spank & Nic--From your mouths to Gods ears
So it was written, so it shall be done.
This game calls for a massive re-thinking of my avatar mojo. I will have to bring out the big guns. I just wished I knew what the fuck they are.
(cries)
Wow, I'm not too pleased right now.
I finally have TV again.
I wish it was still broken.
I'd much rather have Philly winning right now.
I have to keep reminding myself that this is just 1 game. We'll come back tomorrow.
If it doesn't rain :(
If there's one thing I know for a fact that the baseball gods hate, it's NL West teams running up the score.
I hope for an injury.
A Frisco injury.
No new SVU or LOLA, so I'm free to watch Modern Family at least.
Spank--Maybe Brian Wilson will get hurt
@ karen
That is the kind of optimism we need.
Steve Lyons thinks hitting a homer here would derail the Rangers' chances of coming back.
USE UP HIS PITCHES!
USE UP HIS PITCHES!
That sucks!
They'll be back tomorrow.
That was painful.
The Ladies Choice tomorrow. You gals better bring the extra mojo.
Hmmm. All this tells me is that Rangers pitching had an off night. 7 against the Giants is normally PLENTY.
The Rangers won't quit, and the Giants used up all their luck today.
FUCK THE GIANTS HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Bollocks.
NO CLOSEUPS OF FREDDY PLEASE KTHXBAI
Spanky--I'll be here and I'll be packing the HATE
hateHateHATE
After tonight I'm outta here for a while except for the occasional drive-by. Carry the flames of Giant hate.
GO RANGERS!
AHHH MB, where are you going?
Have a good time and we will carry your HATE load,MB.
Meanie--We will miss you here, but don't worry about the HATE factor!
Mr. F - off to New Orleans for a while
Spank, Karen, Mr. F
Thanks for carrying the torch.
I will miss you all and will catch up soon.
The Giants' 11 runs equal their total runs scored in the LDS. (They scored 14 total in the LCS.)
In a losing effort, the Rangers' 7 runs are tied for the third most runs they've scored IN A SINGLE GAME in the postseason.
This was as flukey as they come.
I feel like MegaShit.
As if last year wasnt bad enough, being 10 minutes from Chavez Ravine while the Fall Classic was being played in Philly. This year I sit in the belly of the beast. Dante was right the deepest circle hell is a cold motherfucker.
I sat in a dark corner with a whiskey and a scowl and my dirt bags baseball hat mixed with my wrinkled suit and beer stained tie.
Paid the waitress with my Dodger card because I am too numb to be ashamed. She brought another paddys on the house and said "so cal baseball will be back". I managed a smile and then a scream of giants snatched it away.
Someone get me out of this town.
At least the waitress was nice.
She is an Angel fan Mr. F.
Still At this mental state I will take anything as a good omen and a free drink is always that.
Well, that sucked.
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