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Are you ready for some football? - Hank Williams Jr.
The Emmy's are the biggest farce of an awards show since the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
You just posted that so you could use the Burns awards show, didn't you Mr F?
I will seize every opportunity to reference the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
There are two MNF games for Week 1? When the hell did that happen?
Bad news: Dodgers suck.
Good News: I am currently tied for first in the SOSG fantasy football league.
When the East Sports Pansy Network took over.
East Sports Pansy Network!
I had to go outside to do some watering, and I was thinking about who this season's Dodger MVP would be. For the entire season. Is it a pitcher (Kuo?) Is it Loney (as shitty as he's been lately, over the season, he's been the most consistent)? Really hard to say. And that's sad.
It got quiet here.
I'm being dumbed down by Christine Baranski right now.
^ I didn't have that far to go, of course.
Blake Dewitt for season MVP, went out before the team really went south.
Dylan is reporting that manny is heading to chitown tomorrow.
Did Betty White just say "Now back that mother up!"?
HURLEY!!!!
RANDOM FAT GUY FROM LOST AND JOEL MCHALE
TIM GUNN!!!
RANDY JACKSON IS THE FUTURE OF THIS AWARDS TELECAST!
Did anyone let Spank know that The End was by The Doors, not The Beatles?
My choice would be, "It's The End of The World As We Know It, But I Feel Fine"
-R.E.M.
Probably the vodka talking. Anyone with good tips on digital voice recorders to be used for voiceover auditions? Otherwise, I'm going with the Sony ICDUX 200. Cheap, good quality, and rechargeable.
Oh for fuck's sake. This is the Emmy red carpet thread, too?
OK, I'm in this bish.
Did Conan age 10 years?
CONAN MOTHERFUCKING O'BRIAN IS THE FUTURE OF COMEDY!!
Probably the best stage design the Emmys have ever had.
I fell asleep. Did we win?
The Award show for TV is on already? Or is that the east coast feed?
I can't Watch an award show unless it is dark outside.
BETTY WHITE IS THE FUTURE.
Why does the gayest guy (Neil Patrick Harris) have the WORST suit on? How does that happen?
How many of those gay guys are really gay?
Just askin.
That bodes well for Modern Family.
And John Hodgman is still the guy who describes stuff about winners.
Absolut vodka and diet cherry 7-Up.
You heard it here first.
@RBN
Don't know re the guys who play gay guys on Modern Family.
I do know NPH and John Goodman are. One is very openly out.
LenDale White is on the broncos now?
Do all animated characters have English accents now? When the Vikings in the dragon movie were Scottish, I began to have my doubts.
He is. He was the one who posted the photo of Tebow with the monk cut.
Hey, RBN! Mrs Dusty said lay off DreamWorks movies!
#DreamWorksExecutiveComment
Absolut vodka and diet cherry 7-UP.....NPH's drink?
DB,
I knew about NPH.
John Goodman? But he played Roseann's husband.
Wait. I'm watching right now.
Goodman is gay?
my world has been turned upside down.
GREG DANIELS IS GOD
Modern Family is going to sweep.
IT'S A MODERN FAMILY ROUT!!
Goddamn, Sofia Bergara is hott.
Yes, I know I misspelled her name earlier.
I can't see anyone from either sex wanting to do it with Goodman except Rosanne.
From what I've gathered on Twitter, Manny to ChiSox is done, but parameters have yet to be decided. Unclear if it's just going to be a salary dump or if prospects will be dealt in exchange.
Yes, re Goodman.
I would make sweet, sweet love to him to thank him for Raising Arizona.
O/U on manny homeruns set at 5.
Like there was any doubt about Jane Lynch.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Kristin Wiig was nominated? FOR WHAT?
Tony Jackson says it's a straight waiver claim.
Lol Rbn the diet sent me over the edge.
Sometimes you have to reach. Although I would just go neat and cold with the vodka solo.
I cannot hang with this all day thread thing.
I am not as prolific as you guys today.
YEAH JANE LYNCH!
I have unrequited love for Jane Lynch.
You're damn right it's unrequited.
Also, go Tony Shalhoub!
That money should cover day one of the trial tomorrow.
Jayson Stark says there's still a chance a trade could be worked out.
@Josh
I wouldn't call it prolific...
Paul,
If I went neat with the vodka, 2 things would happen: 1. I'd be oout of vodka, and; 2. I'd be unable to type right now.
#2 getting close to reality.
JANE LYNCH IS THE FUTURE OF GLEE.
ChiSox will win the Central, sweep the ALDS, and then get humiliated in 5 in the ALCS.
Such is the fate of the one who wears the Manny Totem.
I'd rather have sex with Goodman than Jane Lynch.
BETTY WHITE ON COMMUNITY!!!!!
I would call it prolifique.....le fuck le McCourt.
i would like to get something for manny. I mean come on we originally had to give up future hall of famer Andy Laroche for him.
That was shit. Mike O'Mally's performance on Glee was awesome. As a father, I was right there with him.
Are Mr. F and MRLASF still battling for the monkey?
They must be on to lines from the ewok movie and the Kramer PI sitcom.
i havent watched actual television in such a long time. I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
I'm still sick of Family Guy.
@Paul
I call that movie Battle of the Teddy Bears.
It's a Glee/MF sweep I tell ye.
Even the guys want Clooney.
They better not trade Xavier Paul!!!!
Why are the Emmys funny, and the Oscars suck ass?
HELL YES SHELDON
MONK SUCKS ASS
OK, the fuckers on Dodger Talk were saying that Colletti was going to pitch in cash just to get the Sox to take Manny. After losing two straight, we're not going to get shit for the dude.
Had we talked with the Sox on Friday, we'd have enough pitching to get a hitter for next year. But then, I've been drinking.
What 's the excuse for the Dodger Talk callers?
TIM TEBOW IS THE FUTURE OF THIS CIVILIZATION!!!
COLT MC COY IS THE FUTURE OF THE BEER DISTRIBUTING MARKET FOR THE GREATER DALLAS-FT. WORTH AREA.
(limited to the Miller family of beers)
MATT STAFFORD IS THE FUTURE OF DETROIT'S SELF-PITY AND SUFFERING
DON'T MUCK WITH THE FUNK!
I thought they were supposed to use tweets to introduce presenters.
Amy Pohler brought her twins to the show.
Yeah I didn't realize Amy Poehler was so... endowed.
And now, the category no one cares about.
Reality.
Vodka time.
Actually, I used to love Monk, but somewhere along the line it lost its heart and just became "Oh that wacky Monk and his whacky neuroses!" I grew bored.
OK, Deadliest Catch rocks ass.
GOB
SOMEBODY OTHER THAN AMAZING RACE WON??????
IT'S THE END OF DAYS!!!
GOB?
Kyle Orton is an idiot. A gamer, but an idiot.
GOB?
but I like Amazing Race.
ABSOLUT VODKA IS THE FUTURE OF MY LIVER
@Josh
Did you mean to imply two different meanings in that sentence that used "whack" and "wack?" Just curious.
RBN said
"But then, I've been drinking....
...What 's the excuse for the Dodger Talk callers?"
Uh, they've been drinking, too.
I haven't been listening. Anything I should know about?
When did NBC get the NBA?
#SplitScreensAreSo2008
There isn't a single show debuting this season that I'm even mildly interested in.
So far I am not enjoying Fallon as the host. He's done nothing outside of the taped segment.
Huh. These have largely been my complaints about him as Late Night host.
Christopher Meloni did his best work with Moose and Zee on Nick Jr.
I am a masochist. I'm now watching BOS v TB whilst I cook dinner.
Are they trying to get done in under two hours? This thing is moving at a manic pace.
Nahasapeemapetilon.
I just wanted to say that.
Wonder how Obama feels about ManRam to Sox de Blancos?
Hi guys, just rolled back into town...
So is manny a pale hoser, or not?
I remember when Conan hosted four years ago, and he did this bit where Bob Newhart was locked in an air-tight container with only three hours of air, and if the Emmys went into overtime Bob Newhart would die of asphyxiation.
@DB:
Most of the callers were bagging on Manny's performance and playing to Josh Suchon's loathing of Manny.
Krist almighty, the guy delivered (for the most part) for 2 years. Now, because he's on waivers, he's a malcontent.
If my employer went shopping me around (not bloody likely), how would I feel? Like I needed time off from a good union job, I suppose. (disclaimer: I do have a good union job)
Sax,
Where did you stay this time? I tell ye, The Phoenix is the shit.
Did I mention the time I stayed there when the Flaming Lips were in SF?
Since when did having a show in LA become a gimmick?
Mr F,this one's for you:
Tweet by Joe Posnanski:
"By year's end, Albert Pujols will have more HRs than Ruth, hits than Rose, RBIs than Aaron and runs than Rickey at age 30."
THIS is the kind of stat-based commentary that I love.
Hugh Laurie never wins.
Thanks much for that re-cap, RBN. Probably the vocal minority calling in.
That Community commercial was pretty funny.
Couldn't the Emmys have just hired a musician and let him perform off script? This is just painful.
In the middle of writing my Manny leaving article, even though I have no platform for it. I just need to get it off my chest.
And speaking of chest, Amy Poehler.
DB,
It's what I do for a brutha.
The Emmys will be over in 15 min. Then what?
Oh yeah. Drink more.
MARISKA HARGATAY IS THE FUTURE OF MY WET DREAMS.
Kyra Sedgewick is a goof.
Fact: rbn has been to the grave of Edye Sedgewick in Santa Ynez.
I hope someone takes Fallon's guitar and smashes it over his head.
Here comes the Coco.
I'll be damned, TV is still cool.
Here's the stuff that makes me watch TV.
I wish Wanda Sykes was funny more often.
So, did 24 win anything?
Wait, Wanda Sykes used to be funny?
@ Rb
Fuck the Doors
Pick up The Beatles Abbey Road. Second to the last song.THE END.
Never question a musician fool.
Lates
Why do I love that Russian gazillionaire commercial?
DAMN YOU SPANKY!
That's what I get for selling my vinyl years ago.
He plays the Beatles on me. Fuck me in the armpit.
Oh, and I share your Doors sentiment.
Overrated and bloated they were.
Can you say "prick" on network TV? Guess so.
GERVAIS IS THE SECOND LEAST FUNNY PERSON I KNOW AFTER JAY LENO.
Completely agree re The Doors.
I want a god damn beer!
No shit, I went to the Emmys back in 1984. We got shitfaced on champaign waiting to get in. That was when they had it in Pasadena.
OK, I'm buying the Sony ICDUX 200 tomorrow.
Apparently, Betty White buys you an Emmy nomination these days.
SNL = Crap
Give it to Coco
Jon Stewart always wins.
Brilliant Tonight Show clip.
I FUCKING HATE NBC.
Did the Cosby Show win?
DB,
Did she vote for The Tonight Show?
Even if she didn't, I bet she's in the minority.
Interestingly, she actually worked on TONIGHT SHOW many years ago. Nonetheless she would NEVER vote for that shite and just confirmed that she did not.
The Tonight Show nominated was Conan's Tonight Show, not Leno's.
Still DB, she must admit, Conan > Leno on TTS.
If she voted for Stewart, I will absolve her.
Clooney is the Emmy's grab? Really?
I like who I am, but if I was anyone else, I'd be fucking George Clooney in a New York second.
I really, truly want to take that guitar and smash it over Fallon's head until he is unconscious.
Hey look, it's Jim and that woman from the basic cable show who ruined SNL.
"Did anyone let Spank know that The End was by The Doors, not The Beatles?" -rbnlaw
I can't tell if there was sarcasm in that post or not.
JON GILMORE IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION!!!
Mr. F:
I wish there was.
who is the woman who ruined SNL? im not watching.
who the hell is this bitch with the long as speech? its the emmys not the oscars. Move it along.
January Jones. She's very good on Mad Men, but she can't perform live. She was terrible.
Oh I didn't see Spanky's reply. I didn't mean to pile on.
Carry on.
@Spanky,
What do you play?
CHEVY CHASE IS THE FUTURE OF TV.
I do enjoy Chevy Chase on Community.
My point above was that she would never vote for Leno for anything.
BUDWEISER IS MY FUTURE BEER
That's Claire Danes? My daughter's acting coach said she reminds her of Claire Danes.
Maybe 15 years ago.
Relax Rb I was just being a cock. Did I come off that strong? HaHa Classic!
I play Lead Guitar and Bass Guitar Mr.F
BTW Did St.Elsewhere win?
The obits. The time when I realize that, yes, since the last Emmys Gary Coleman did pass away.
Let me be clear: We are a Leno hating household. Strickly represent Conan.
And can never stay up late enough to watch any of those shows.
@Spank
Honeymooners is winning everything this year.
The Soupy Sales bit is going to get RBN all weepy now.
BONER!!
Is this the Emmy watching thread?
@Rbnlaw I adore you anytime you make a R.E.M, reference, same as any other person who does.
and the Vodka comments...yummy!I like vodka with sugar free cranberry juice
Spankman,
No sweat. I didn't take it the wrong way.
That's what she said.
*wipes tears away after seeing Soupy Sales*
@Karina
Yes, yes it is.
@RBN
Did you say that before or after I posted re you and Soupy Sales?
This is also the not watching the EMMY's but watching the EMMY thread thread.
Well said, Spank.
I'm on Spanky's side here.
I was absent because we were talking with my brother and his wife.Today it's his day off and he planned to play some golf.He was very mean with the Dodgers, he was delighted CarGo owned them today.
Guess what? it's raining a lot and he can't play. That's why, ladies and gents, karma is a bitch!
600!
I don't know what YOU DON'T KNOW JACK is. Is it a show with Dodger bloggers whining about Torre?
Oh, wow, Karina. You got the karma comment cathatsis going and then nailed 600. Woot!
BTW Did Rhoda win?
You Don't Know Jack was about Kevorkian.
@ Dusty
Ellen?
What? Did I scare everyone off.
I'm here. I'm trying to learn guitar. I mean not this instant, but recently.
I'm here. Thinking that Pacino needs to do a few lines in order to seem remotely alive.
Right On Mr.F
Just remember it's supposed to be fun
Is it masochist if I say I'm watching Sunday Night Baseball?
I am trying to get the facts on the draft.Like if I miss a pick will it make one for me
@Spanky
Yes, it will.
@Karina
I'm watching baseball, too.
I'd watch Sunday Night Baseball over the Emmy's.
"Winner of an Emmy and a Tony: Lawrence Fishburne!"
And soon to be the father of an AVN Award winner!
@spank, yes i believe it will just take the best available player according to their ranking system. Unless you set it to be position specific.
@Josh, i doubt it. She was unimpressive.
Josh slides in with the Fishburne daughter porn reference that I was about to make.
While I don't know what "AVN" stands for, I could a least take a good guess as to what it actually is...
^ Unlike Russell Martin
LOL @ NicJ.
AVN?
Oh, boy.
dont ask karina. Youve already been traumatized enough.
BTW Did the Dodgers win?
Ouch!
I'm not going near that with a ten-foot pole.
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