Thursday, June 12, 2008

David Stern Atones for 2002 Fixing by Decreeing Improbable 2008 Celtics Road Comeback

Sacramento fans, rest easy. Justice has been served. Five years later, you have been avenged.

NBA Commissioner has heard your angry tales of robbery, when the Lakers impossibly beat the Kings in 2002, following an improbable fourth-quarter comeback. After years fo thoughtful consideration, and rumblings from outside the castle from rogue peasant agents, Mighty Commissioner Stern deemed tonight fit for the Lakers to get their just desserts.

And so, the Celtics defeated the Lakers, 97-91.

How else to explain the Celtics' absurd second-half turnaround, to win Game 4 on the road in LA, after Boston once trailed by 24 and was down by 20 late in the third quarter?

NBA Action! It's Fix-Tastic!

And somewhere, Chris Webber smiles.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Mark Cuban Seeks New Image

In an attempt to re-create the Dallas Mavericks for the 2007-08 NBA Season, Maverick owner Mark Cuban has hired a new marketing firm to promote his team. SoSG has been learned that this will be the new logo...

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