tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post8638438384328123943..comments2024-03-13T00:46:47.172-07:00Comments on Sons of Steve Garvey: Finish the LimerickSteve Saxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00930320282262607468noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-65792462099476642102009-05-14T00:03:00.000-07:002009-05-14T00:03:00.000-07:00There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought he...There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br />Who thought he was treated unfair,<br />Now he gets every start<br />He's been doing his part<br />So lay off him while Manny ain't thereKyle Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02074411479856389109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-19065824428436521282009-05-13T16:16:00.000-07:002009-05-13T16:16:00.000-07:00Karina, much better than I could write in spanish....Karina, much better than I could write in spanish.<br /><br />Mr. Customer gets style points for, in a single motion, both verbing and gerunding the word 'French'.<br /><br />I think I should get style points for indenting.<br /><br />Natalie - you're right. Now that Rock of Love is over, I do sort of miss Bret Michaels.<br /><br />And Neeebs, kudos for inspiring the limerick thread. Though I think I'm enjoying it more than anyone. Here's one more:<br /><br /><I> There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br /> Who thought he was treated unfair;<br /> He used to get hits;<br /> But in LA nothing fits;<br /> 'cept the bench with his rich derriere!</I>Eric Karroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070527828477695509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-43017472482011946332009-05-13T15:44:00.000-07:002009-05-13T15:44:00.000-07:00There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought he...There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br />Who thought he was treated unfair;<br />he couldn't help to produce infield singles<br />or get caught stealing when the team needed him the most<br />a little bit of bad luck (for the team) transformed him into the beast.<br /><br />lousy, i knowkarinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14809119587515057105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-45250065936375244612009-05-13T14:59:00.000-07:002009-05-13T14:59:00.000-07:00Turned out to be a pretty nifty thread, eh?Turned out to be a pretty nifty thread, eh?Neeebs (The Original)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00859651352169734929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-25436378068755850332009-05-13T13:52:00.000-07:002009-05-13T13:52:00.000-07:00I can't focus at work so I'm submitting an...I can't focus at work so I'm submitting another entry:<br /><br />There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br />Who thought he was treated unfair;<br /> My boredom's accruing,<br /> Wait, what was I doing?<br />I think I'll go eat a pear.Eric Karroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070527828477695509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-60777778347442290812009-05-13T13:43:00.000-07:002009-05-13T13:43:00.000-07:00EK's is awesome, "is he Latin or French" is pure g...EK's is awesome, "is he Latin or French" is pure genius.Wesley Ventohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05525248216767335375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-68146993784894767082009-05-13T13:38:00.000-07:002009-05-13T13:38:00.000-07:00I'm late to the party, stupid work. But I got one...I'm late to the party, stupid work. But I got one in anyways.QuadSevenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08475822200657721538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-29308026979696034182009-05-13T13:36:00.000-07:002009-05-13T13:36:00.000-07:00There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought he...There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br />Who thought he was treated unfair;<br /> He wears number 9,<br /> Used to ride on the pine,<br />But Manny's gone, now we're filled with despair!QuadSevenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08475822200657721538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-62332190861198494572009-05-13T13:30:00.000-07:002009-05-13T13:30:00.000-07:00I feel like my SoSG niche is being infringed upon....I feel like my SoSG niche is being infringed upon. Well, here is my weak contribution.<br /><br />There once was a Juan named Pierre, <br />Who thought he was treated unfair.<br />So when he got to play,<br />The fans he tried to sway.<br />Still they miss the guy with long hair.Nataliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10014036037770021856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-24697487792064402502009-05-13T13:28:00.000-07:002009-05-13T13:28:00.000-07:00Good one Sax. Actually they're all pretty good.
...Good one Sax. Actually they're all pretty good.<br /><br />I like that HLaCK's thematically ties back to the first 2 lines about Pierre being treated unfairly.<br /><br />I like PavilionBum's too.Eric Karroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070527828477695509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-90332604469301156782009-05-13T13:09:00.000-07:002009-05-13T13:09:00.000-07:00Style points to Sax for frenchifying it at the end...Style points to Sax for frenchifying it at the end, there.Nostradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03658184241218765280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-46567380643594827992009-05-13T13:04:00.000-07:002009-05-13T13:04:00.000-07:00There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought h...There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br /><br />Who thought he was treated unfair,<br /><br />His OBP's brutal,<br /><br />And arm's a wet noodle,<br /><br />They drown out his plea, "Au contraire!"Steve Saxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930320282262607468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-35762787624336857402009-05-13T12:01:00.000-07:002009-05-13T12:01:00.000-07:00So far my vote is for Mr. Customer, and not becaus...So far my vote is for Mr. Customer, and not because the Customer is always right.Neeebs (The Original)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00859651352169734929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-82815575789266393922009-05-13T12:00:00.000-07:002009-05-13T12:00:00.000-07:00EK: I like the over e'd reference.
See, the new "...EK: I like the over e'd reference.<br /><br />See, the new "game" will make the readers forget about the puzzle.<br /><br />I love it when a plan works.Neeebs (The Original)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00859651352169734929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-14136473215750546902009-05-13T11:57:00.000-07:002009-05-13T11:57:00.000-07:00With Manny he sat on the pine
But then Manny was ...With Manny he sat on the pine<br /><br />But then Manny was gone, no more whine.<br /><br />At least Joe no longer worries about Manny's hair.Neeebs (The Original)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00859651352169734929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-22901004172153896552009-05-13T11:15:00.000-07:002009-05-13T11:15:00.000-07:00EK, let me try again.
There once was a Juan named...EK, let me try again.<br /><br />There once was a Juan named Pierre, <br />Who thought he was treated unfair,<br /> But his OPS sucks and he makes the final out of every frickin game stranding a runner in scoring position and he can't throw the ball back to the infield without four bounces so it's hopefully only a matter of time before we see Xavier Paul play.Steve Saxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930320282262607468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-52254478813296617312009-05-13T11:10:00.000-07:002009-05-13T11:10:00.000-07:00There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought he...There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br />Who thought he was treated unfair;<br />but he won't ride the pine,<br />while Manny does time,<br />So "JuanPierrewood" shirts we'll all wear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-70341363498600533992009-05-13T11:00:00.000-07:002009-05-13T11:00:00.000-07:00There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought h...There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br /><br />Who thought he was treated unfair; <br /><br />So he took a chance and framed Manny, <br /><br />By sticking a giant needle in his fannie,<br /><br />then grabbed a bat and when on a terrorWickshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18381440391253926964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-11444466232445436892009-05-13T10:53:00.000-07:002009-05-13T10:53:00.000-07:00Dammit! That fourth linei s supposed to read "But ...Dammit! That fourth linei s supposed to read "But only got hemorrhoids."Jimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03750046969725117378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-56801798080032189032009-05-13T10:52:00.001-07:002009-05-13T10:52:00.001-07:00Sax, that doesn't rhyme. Plus you need 2 more lin...Sax, that doesn't rhyme. Plus you need 2 more lines.<br /><br />Here's a refresher on the structure of a <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)" REL="nofollow">limerick</A>.Eric Karroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070527828477695509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-34583209006437005652009-05-13T10:52:00.000-07:002009-05-13T10:52:00.000-07:00There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought he...There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br />Who thought he was treated unfair,<br />So he stocked up on roids<br />Then got some hemorrhoids<br />Yet he never could grow back his hairJimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03750046969725117378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-73344779264166247022009-05-13T10:47:00.000-07:002009-05-13T10:47:00.000-07:00EK, I think you're on to something here.EK, I think you're on to something here.Steve Saxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930320282262607468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-44065477399976113422009-05-13T10:33:00.000-07:002009-05-13T10:33:00.000-07:00But he still cashed his checks
Which only reflects...But he still cashed his checks<br />Which only reflects<br />About playing he just doesn't care.Eric Stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01779194379393056699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-9850902006678692132009-05-13T10:31:00.000-07:002009-05-13T10:31:00.000-07:00There once was a Juan named Pierre,
Who thought he...<I>There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br />Who thought he was treated unfair;<br />But you can't steal first,<br />And his arm is the worst,<br />Oh, and three-run home runs? Not a prayer!</I>Nostradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03658184241218765280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-63775742557980095232009-05-13T10:28:00.000-07:002009-05-13T10:28:00.000-07:00Here's my entry:
There once was a Juan named ...Here's my entry:<br /><br />There once was a Juan named Pierre,<br />Who thought he was treated unfair;<br /> Is he Latin or French?<br /> On the field or the bench?<br />To be honest I don't really care.Eric Karroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070527828477695509noreply@blogger.com