Lance Lynn (16-7, 3.79) vs. Fernando Abad (0-5, 5.11).
Faced with all the momentum of a Nationals 12-2 trouncing of the Brewers, pushing Milwaukee back to a tie with the Dodgers (3.0 GB second wild-card St. Louis), the Astros decide to throw Fernando Abad, a pitcher who is not only 0-5 this year but also has ONLY ONE WIN IN HIS ENTIRE MLB CAREER.
Thanks a lot for the help, Houston! Hope the DH treats you well in the AL West!
UPDATE: Well, maybe not all of you.