Sunday, September 23, 2012

Even Siri Is Down on the Dodgers

I knew the score, but wanted to experiment with Siri's capabilities.


Damn, Siri, I just asked what the score was. Didn't need you to get all subjective and shit. Good use of the semi-colon, though.

13 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

I tried it and she said "crushed" instead. Nice to know she has a thesaurus.

Dusty Baker said...

Interesting. I wonder if there is a points threshold, like if the scoreline were 4-3, would she say "edged"?

Fred's Brim said...

if only we could score 3 runs in a game, we could actually test that out

and fuck Siri. I bet she has something cute to say about Brian Wilson

Dusty Baker said...

(makes sweet, sweet love to Siri)

Steve Sax said...

That totally reminds me of the old toll free service, Tell Me. Voice activated menu for scores, remember?

Me: "Sports......baseball.....Dodgers"

TellMe: "The Dodgers.....edged.....the Giants....by a score of 4 to 3."

Steve Sax said...

The best part is, now Dusty is going to be caught talking in a toilet stall.

Dusty Baker said...

Years ago I had Richie Rich as my avatar. It provided endless fun exploiting the irony of what I would say (e.g., "Sweet shit-sucking Jesus!" and the innocence of the cartoon smiling boy.

Spank Horst said...

smack

Steve Sax said...

His avatar represents our playoff chances

Spank Horst said...

^ what he said

Steve Sax said...

Oh damn, forgot the nfl smack thread. Too late; GT goes up shortly.

rbnlaw said...

Siri should be called Surly, and she can kiss my fine white ass.

PLAYOFFS?

rbnlaw said...

Siri should be called Surly, and she can kiss my fine white ass.

PLAYOFFS?