Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture and life in general.
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My fantasy team cheerleaders are a motley collection of 3 drunk guys, a homeless former hand model and Neeebs' mom.
(smacks that ass)
@ JasonSounds like a description of SoSG Fest II.
The homeless former hand model is also a guy.
I have a feeling S/Ditty 2 is not going to go as well for me as it did the first time.Oh wait, this is a smack thread.Cram it with walnuts, Professor!
*smacks Marla's ass*
*kicks Spank in the groin*
Rex Grossman is back!
I think I'm going to get my ass kicked today. Also I will lose in fantasy football.
Congrats, team with Frank Gore!
You lose, team with Al Gore!
Apologies, team with Gore Vidal!
Oh no! Poor Dusty! He's going to win by 20! My heart, she bleeds for him! (cries him a river)
it's true, gonna lose with Rbnlaw just because I'm too distracted with making the future I want happen you can't have it all!
Get your priorities straight, Karina! ;-)
Can you make a McCourt-less future happen for us, Karina?
Whoa, throwback unis for the Rams!
I'm getting Dittied in the S.
There's an app for that, Josh.
@Orel *sighs* sadly, I can't do that! in fact, I'd change my dreams to get McCourt out of the Dodgers
Oh no, Dusty's now winning by 29! It's just not fair! It's just not fair! Why does he have to suffer such pain? WHY, DAMMIT?!?!?
If memory serves, the homeless hand model of SoSG fest II devoured a decent chunk of Mr. C's order of wings. Neeebs' mom on the other hand, devoured something much less kosher...
And I devoured Delino's beer when he wasn't looking.
Sometimes I think MRLASC mocks me.
Sometimes I think I want a beer.
But only sometimes.
At the moment I lead Mr. Customer with his favorite play Rex Grossman at the helm. Just like fame and fortune I'm sure this lead will be fleeting.
Yep - Grossman just went -1. Should have started Sam Bradford (cries)
This happens to be one of the times I want a beer.
The Rams fucking suck!
I hate the niners.
Mommy, make the bad teacher stop hurting me.
Crying to mommy Josh?Revenge is a dish best served with SMACK. I've my rematch with Spanky circled on the calendar.
MB could not BUY A WIN to save her life.
I'm changing Roddy White's status to "available."
Marla - Who you want for White?
I'd be willing to part with him for one of McFadden or Mendenhall.
For the record, I was crying to Neeebs' mom.
Menden hall deal is on if I own him. He always scores when I bench him. Remind me of my clubbing days. My penis would only score when I benches him.
Freaking auto correct.
Brady has been god awful since he cut his hair.
What's the record low in points for a D to put up? -40 from the Bears would be nice.
i think the lowest a defense can score is -10
Looks like Sean Peyton is going to have to steal some more Vicodin.
Good game so far, Nic. You'll probably sneak by me - we both have one player left.
doubtful, i already wrote this week off. It was my worst bye week.
Sorry karina, but WINNING!duh?
I'm getting straight up MeanieBreanied.
Neeb's Mom gave it to me good
Don't call it a comeback I've... wait it IS a comeback, first win of the season! I'm glad I followed Jonah Hill's advice in Moneyball!
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