Saturday, June 25, 2011

Game 78 Thread: June 25 vs. Angels, 1p

Hiroki Kuroda (5-8, 3.07) vs. Tyler Chatwood (4-4, 3.84).

LOL, who is Tyler Chatroom? The rookie starter was good enough to shut out the Mets over seven innings his last time out, and the Dodgers will likely have their share of difficulty getting used to an unseen pitcher. Chatroom doesn't strike out a lot of guys (4.7 K/9) and induces about as many groundouts as flyouts (1.13 GO/AO). Will he master the Dodgers, or will the Dodgers make him say OMFG? BRb1

50 comments:

Kyle Baker said...

Fuck! Just realized the game today was a day game. (hurries to slam a few beers to build foundation so won't have to buy as many FULL-priced beers at the game) cc: Sax

Means I can watch the MEX v USA game tonight, though. Viva Mexico!*


*Said to get Marla all riled up and jingo-y

Kyle Baker said...

This guy hangs around chatrooms trying to pick up little boys. There, I just started a rumor. Take it and use it wisely.

Kyle Baker said...

Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P

Kyle Baker said...

Karina's and my step-teams are playing each other.

Kyle Baker said...

Per Joe Block:

Matt Kemp is on pace for 44 HR, 126 RBI, .331 avg and 44 steals

Josh S. said...

I heard be has trouble with the age/sex/location of his pitches.

Kyle Baker said...

Lost Angels of Cypress:

Aybar SS
Kendrick 2B
Abreu RF
Wells LF
Callaspo 3B
Trumbo 1B
Conger C
Bourjos CF
Chatroom P

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

WE SUCK.

Kyle Baker said...

Before I head out, let me go ahead and say:

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P

Good to see we're fielding the A-team today.

I'm not being sarcastic.

(cries)

Josh S. said...

Have faith, guys! The game's on FOX, so the team can shine on the national stage.

Wait. Shit.

Josh S. said...

Should I post the lineup too?

spank said...

Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P

No dinner because it is lunch time.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

@Josh - I just wanted to run down the names myself to ensure that it really is the A-Team.

(eyes dart back and forth)

Josh S. said...

My math may be off, but if the Dodgers had won every game Kemp has homered in, they'd be 42-35.

(cries)

spank said...

Epale!

spank said...

Aw shit,Gnats an Tribe

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hey, we're not losing yet!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh, fuck this ump.

Josh S. said...

Not liking this ump.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This game is just teaming with excitement.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Well, now we're losing.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh goddammit, the ump gave that pitch to Chatwood. Fuck this shit.

karen said...

I knew there was life inside Brian Wilson's beard.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It looked like he was saying "Is it because I'm black?"

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Stoobreu.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hey, a run!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

karen said...

Well, at least we got a run out of that odyssey of an inning.


(cries a little)

Fred's Brim said...

stankass GuhRear

Fred's Brim said...

Time to go back to not pitching HCK on back-to-back days

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Uh, I hate this team.

Fred's Brim said...

christ on a bike
Vernon Wells?

Fred's Brim said...

I am guessing HCK will be going back on the mental DL soon

Fred's Brim said...

Goddammit Guerrier, do your goddamn job

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It's not like we'd win this game with just one run scored, FB.

Fred's Brim said...

Our shitass lineup is doing about as well as it can. I don't think Guerrier is

Fred's Brim said...

Urine pisses me off for the same reasons

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm not saying Guerrier isn't a problem; I'm just saying that he could be Mariano Rivera and it still wouldn't mean jack squat.

Fred's Brim said...

something I noticed: We gave up one run over three games and we won all three. Then we gave up 21 runs over three games and lost all three. I hate this team

Fred's Brim said...

none of means jack dookie, sadly

Fred's Brim said...

^ it

Fred's Brim said...

Charley just said the Dodgers have been outscored by 40 runs in the 8th and 9th innings this year

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Half of that is Broxton, right?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hah, joke's on FOX. Adrian Gonzalez won't step foot in the state of Arizona.

Fred's Brim said...

that was fun, glad I couldn't see it

Fred's Brim said...

If we aren't going to win games, is there any way they can make them go by faster?

Josh S. said...

Umpire has shit zone.
Kemp tells him so.
Kemp gets tossed.
As does Dodgers' salad.

I need a better hobby.

Orel said...

PGT up, who cares.