First off, apologies for my recent absence from this blog. I got busy, then sick, then lazy. But mostly lazy. And a big thank you to SoSG Sax for carrying the load — in appreciation, here's a VIP card for the Crazy Horse Too in Las Vegas, courtesy of Neeebs. Enjoy!
Oh, and happy 2011! What, I'm weeks late? That brings me to my first resolution:
1. Stay timely. This post was due last week. Never mind.
2. Don't complain about Ned Colletti's moves. Hey, not every team can afford Cliff Lee. Or Jayson Werth. Or Adrian Beltre. What? Our second baseman for THE NEXT THREE YEARS is Juan Uribe?
4. Don't kiss ass. Hey, have I mentioned what a great job Dodgers Vice President of Communications Josh Rawitch and his staff are doing? Keep it up, guys!
5. Less gratuitousness. Less gratuitousness? Check.