Saturday, October 30, 2010

World Series Game 3 Thread, 3:30p

Jonathan Sanchez (0-1, 2.93) vs. Colby Lewis (2-0, 1.45).

  • Giants' last World Series championship: 1954
  • Giants' next World Series championship: 2010
  • time between World Series championships it takes to accumulate enough luck for EVERY GODDAMN THING to break your way for two months: 56
  • Dodgers' next World Series championship: 2044

165 comments:

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

hateHateHATE

Steve Sax said...

Fuck the Giants.

Dusty Baker said...

Giants, I'd like for you to meet my big ass. Big ass, these are the Giants. Now kiss it.

Spanky said...

Say hello to my little friend motherfuckers.

DIEFUCKINGGNATSDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIE
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

karina said...

I change this heart-breaking loss of Milan against the Juve (GREAT match) for a Ranger win.

Go Rangers!

(while we're it, die Giants)

karina said...

^Rangers

Mr. Customer said...

*sulks*

Spanky said...

*scratches crotch*

*spits*


(cries)

Mr. Customer said...

Compliments of Dusty from behind the orange curtain.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Kings, Trojans, and this game. If I don't get two out of three, I'll be pretty pissed.

karen said...

Good job, Kelly

Spanky said...

LOSE GNATS LOSE!

LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

karen said...

I feel much better about things now that we're in Texas

NicJ said...

Buck is wearing orange.

HATE HATE HATE.

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK THE GNATS!

David said...

CRAP

end the inning already

karen said...

It REALLY pisses me off that Suck has the orange tie and wristband thing going on.

Fred's Brim said...

Buck really Steinered that one

Fred's Brim said...

Chevy Runs Deep

there's not much sexual innuendo there, no

Fred's Brim said...

ahh fuck, who cares

Mr. Customer said...

Innuendo? We should care, of all people.

Spanky said...

FUCK YOU DUNG FOOL FATASS!

karen said...

UJTD

David said...

Panda FAIL

David said...

Stick it to em Bengie!

ubragg said...

I've been checking in hourly over the past couple days to find out about the Son sacrifice, and I still see the full slate of names on the sidebar. What's the deal, is the plan to wait until it is 3-0?

Dusty Baker said...

Ubragg has spoken.

ubragg said...

Hell yeah.

karen said...

YEAH BABY!!!!

Spanky said...

And that is what I am talking about ,fuckers.

BRING DAT SHIT!

Mr. Customer said...

That's good!

Dusty Baker said...

That's great!

karen said...

What a whiner you are Renteria

Dusty Baker said...

Watching game in CA Adventure adjacent Grand Californian lodge. When Rangers scored, Mrs Dusty and MDIL and I all clapped loudly. Jints fans scowled. I missed one fucker saying something rude else I would have started stompin' mofos. My money is not on me staying in the good graces of the house.

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I want to see Will Farrel kick Lee Corso's ass so bad.

karen said...

Stomp some gnat fan ass, Dusty!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Tell those Frisco fans to suck on some oyster pubes.

Dusty Baker said...

Lots of gnats fans w brand new, crisp jerseys just off the rack and caps that still have the stickers on them.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I expect Bent Musburger to hump the Oregon mascot within the first half.

karen said...

I HATEHATEHATE gnat fans. Please hit one of them Dusty.

karen said...

This feels like a fucking gnat broadcast. All I'm hearing is gnat this and gnat that.

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

karen said...

C'mon people, bring the HATE. Gnat fans in our backyard at Disneyland and in the broadcasting booth for Fox. Fuck, their all around us!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Disneyland? Isn't that Rancho Cucamonga Angels of Torrence Territory?

Spanky said...

HaHa! They put up a consumption graphic with Fat-Ass at the plate. Classic.

Spanky said...

I'm working the mojo, Karen. Give me a fucking break. Later.

karen said...

MrLACzar--It is Angel territory, but it's to close for my comfort.

HATEHATEHATE

karen said...

Alright Elvis!! Now run your ass off!

Headless Horseman said...

Rangers up.

You all need a sacrifice and I need a fuckin head.

Let's make a deal!

karina said...

ese es el pana Andrus!

Epale everyone!

got back home and my hate is on full engine.

Lose Giants

karen said...

WooHoo Josh!!

karina said...

AWESOME! don't mess with Texas!

Spanky said...

FINALLY! THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOES SOMETHING. FUCK YOU CANADA DRY.

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HAMILTON! HAMILTON!

karina said...

I saw this:

@MLB_PR Josh Hamilton just asked if @justinbieber was actually going to be here, he wanted to meet him. Had to burst his bubble.

nothing screams more grit and hustle than Justin Bieber fans*

*my apologies to the teenage SoSG readership

karen said...

Epale, Karina!! Welcome to our HATEfest!!

Mr. Customer said...

Time for the Rangers to return the favor to the Giants' pen (I can only hope)

Mr. Customer said...

HH sighting!

Mr. Customer said...

Methinks that might have been a broken play.

Mr. Customer said...

Siddown, pube boy.

karina said...

It'd be so nice a homer off Mota

karina said...

I also could change an Aguilas loss for a Rangers win.

Desperate times require desperate measures

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Take it to Mota, Rangers.

Mr. Customer said...

Smells familiar.

Like a patented Mota meltdown.

Mr. Customer said...

...or that.

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

karina said...

How about that huge panda head?

karina said...

http://twitpic.com/32c0do

HATEDIEKILL

Mr. Customer said...

Klassy!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You have to be into S&M to be a Giants fan.

karina said...

Cody Ross, I hate you.

Mr. Customer said...

I HATE THAT LITTLE SHIT! FER FUCK'S SAKE!

karen said...

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Cody Ross.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I strongly dislike Cody Ross.

karina said...

Czar, you have a point there, that's why we're Dodgers fans: we happen to be baseball lovers, too.

I can only think of few more irritating people than Giants fans.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm not going to explain what S&M means.

Mr. Customer said...

Nice rally kill, fat boy.

karina said...

Czar, I know what means S&M means (I think)

rbnlaw said...

Shoot out at the Colosseum.

I mean inside, not out.

rbnlaw said...

S&M = Spaniards and Mexicans, IIRC.

Spanky said...

I thought it was Hamy that hit the homerun. HaHa. And why the fuck is a goonie singing GBA. Corporate bastards.


*scrotches*

*spits*

karina said...

Go Andrus!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Scrotches should be a part of the average American lexicon.

karina said...

Is it a problem when I'm watching the game and listening the Aguilas game over the radio?

rbnlaw said...

When Oregon is good, they're killers.
When they're bad, they look Pop Warner-ish.

*avoids giving SC credit*

karina said...

what are scrotches? :_(

rbnlaw said...

Scrotches is the new "jackhole."

Mr. Customer said...

I believe that word was just coined for crotch scratching.

karina said...

This is torture and I'm very far away of being a sadomasochist :(

Mr. Customer said...

*teeth grinding*

karina said...

just one out, boys. You can really do this, go Rangers!

Mr. Customer said...

That's both good and bad.

Mr. Customer said...

Munster effort by Colby.

Hope this pen has four (quick) outs in it

karen said...

C'mon Rangers!! You can beat this shitty, evil team.

GNATSSUCK

Mr. Customer said...

Wish he wouldn't have left a feta one over the plate to Torres, though.

Mr. Customer said...

Throw
A
Strike

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Suck it, Pubey.

Mr. Customer said...

Thank god.

Three more outs of this?

David said...

I can breathe again!

I'm still way more nervous than I probably should be. Score some runs now, Tejas.

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

karina said...

David, bring your optimism here, we need all the good vibes we can get.

CC Mr. C and the Czar

Mr. Customer said...

Agreed.

*crosses fingers*

*tries to cross toes*

rbnlaw said...

Eerily quiet at the Mausoleum.

C'MON YOU RANGERS!!

Mr. Customer said...

Nice to see the shoe on the other foot. Bring that Geico home.

David said...

Calling a Kinsler homer here.

Mr. Customer said...

Crap.

Buckle up, boys and girls.

David said...

shit, I jinxed it.

David said...

hoping to feel feliz in about 10 minutes here

karen said...

9th inning. Here we go, lets hang on tight!!

Spanky said...

*scrotches*

*shifts*

*spits*

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

spits

turns

spits

scrotches

Spanky said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mr. Customer said...

whiff.

Dos mas.

Mr. Customer said...

Uno mas.

Mr. Customer said...

Damn, he throws hard.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

THERE'S A GAME 5

Mr. Customer said...

YES!

Now we make (modest) party!

karina said...

SI SE PUEDE, Texas Rangers!

Spanky said...

*scrotches*

*spits*

*executes the electric boogaloo*

MR. F said...

HATE HATE HATE HATE

I spent the entire day taking this engineering licensing test. I'm glad I come back to see the Rangers win!

Mr. Customer said...

@Mr. F

How'd you do?

Josh S. said...

Epale, y'all! What time does the game start?

What's that?

I did?

Oh.

Rangers won? Hell yeah!

Spanky said...

I need someone to bail me out of jail. Just saying.

Mr. Customer said...

@spanky

I'll bring the battering ram.

MR. F said...

Meh. I was very prepared for the morning part. Not so prepared for the afternoon part. I'm hoping that the net result is I passed. 50ish percent is supposed to be good enough to pass, so I imagine I'm okay. But all the same, I could have left feeling better.

I'm not gonna dwell too much though.

Mr. Customer said...

@Mr. F

Yup. I hear you.

I was the same way with the ARE.

Steve Sax said...

That settles it, I gotta bribe Orel to do the GTs for here on out.

Spanky said...

@ Saxy

What you gotta do is sacrifice that lame duck fucker.

Josh S. said...

"lame duck fucker"

Is that someone who doesn't have enough time to fuck effectively before leaving office, or someone with a limp who fucks ducks?

Spanky said...

Hamy did hit a homerun. I am not disclosing WTF I was doing, but it was illegal in 50 out of 50 states.


Bail set at 100,000 large.


(cries) tears of joy,Mr.F

Mr. Customer said...

Or one who fucks ducks, but only those with limps

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

"lame duck fucker"

Brent Musburger?

Spanky said...

Oregon Duck Fucker. Same difference,

Steve Sax said...

Good luck on the test results, Mr F

MR. F said...

Thanks guys.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

1 of 2. Don't fail me, Kings.

Fred's Brim said...

I have seen Tim Lincecum and Brian Wilson costumes tonight.

Goddam hipsters.

Steve Sax said...

are you sure that wasn't just a walking mop?

Mr. Customer said...

My money's on Jimbo Jones.

Dusty Baker said...

Are you happy now? You got Spanky doing the electric boogaloo!

Getting hammered while the ladies catch Phantasmic to end the night. I made my choice.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I get my 2 of 3 at least.

Paul said...

Go Giants!!

It is okay guys we will get them next game. I am allll about bay area teams baby!!!

Oh and I am a Lakers fan.....

Josh S. said...

I saw a couple dressed as Marty McFly and Doc Brown at Vons tonight.

Oddly enough, I'm also going as Marty tomorrow.

rbnlaw said...

Well, I've been drinking.

*mock horror*

Paul said...

@Josh

So you were sent from the Future to stop yourself from buying that sour cream tonight?

Spanky said...

HATEDIEKILL

OOOOOOOOH! I like that one. Yes,I am barely realizing the shit that was said in dis bish. I've been retardedly drunk since the p.m.

Paul said...

Game 4 on sunday.

Who ya wit?!?!

Spanky said...

hateKillDIE


FUCK YOU GNATS!

Paul said...

Sir Spankolot.

Morning a Rams win.

Evening a Giants ass kickin.

Let's hope it is a good day.

Paul said...

Oh wait no Go Giants!!!

I like scarfs.

Spanky said...

I am depending on that,Paul. Have not had too many of them days' lately.

Spanky said...

Keep up the Constanza action,Bro.

Spanky said...

If my speling is whacked ,too bad.

Fuck Y'all.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Is Lucas going as Einstein?

Dusty Baker said...
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Spanky said...

Bang!

Spanky said...

It's a dark,cold place up in dis bish.

Dusty Baker said...

Dear Karina-

Thank you for benching David Garrard.

Love,
Dusty

Steve Sax said...

We Sons are deliberately refraining from posts in the hopes smonkstakes will finally end.

Dusty Baker said...

Are the Smonkstakes weighing a brother down?