Tuesday, May 18, 2010

SoSG Smonkstakes!

So, yesterday you Met Smonk. Today, you learn how you can Get Smonk. This is how the lucky reader/Smonk recipient will be determined:

  • Comment here as you please
  • Whenever this thread goes without a comment for 48 hours, the reader who made the last comment wins! (comments from the Sons don't count)
  • For your convenience, a "SoSG Smonkstakes" link to this thread has been placed on the sidebar.

Nothing more to it. Probably the simplest SoSG competition yet. Any questions ask here. I will leave you with more photos of Smonk during his SoSG tattoo surgical procedure:

Let the war of attrition begin!

3888 comments:

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Orel said...

@Spank "Orel, Your fantasy baseball team sucks!"

The players aren't the problem; it's the manager.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again

Change it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fall that's all
But the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

MR.F said...

LANDO: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han
to this bounty hunter!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Don't look back
A new day is breakin'
It's been too long since I felt this way
I don't mind where I get taken
The road is callin'
Today is the day

And I can see
It took so long just to realize
I'm much too strong
Now, to compromise
Now I see what I am is holding me down
I'll turn it around, oh yes I will

I finally see the dawn arrivin'
I see beyond the road I'm drivin'

It's a bright horizon but I'm awakin'
Oh I see myself in a brand new way
The sun is shinin'
The clouds are breakin'
'Cause I can't lose now, there's no game to play

Spank said...

For you the blind who once could see
The bell tolls for thee

MR.F said...

VADER: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh, won't you please take me home)

Just an urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So by me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Rags to riches
Or so they say
You gotta
Keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
You know it's, it's all a gamble
When it's just a game
You treat it like a capitol crime
Everybody' doin' their time

MR.F said...

LANDO: No.

Spank said...

Did Mr.F win?

Spank said...

I think you won the Smonk, Fanerman.

Jason said...

Holy crap, I can't believe this actually ended.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Goddammit.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is all Greg No Photo's fault.

Spank said...

We are gathered here today to say our goodbyes to a good friend. We laughed together. We cried together. And we cried some more.

In good times,bad times and especially drunk times, you were always there for us.

As you head off to the great Blog graveyard of posts of the past, We say thanx,Smonkstakes, for the obsessiveness,crazy rantings,and mental anguish you brought on to us.

Later,fool.

*pours some out*

Josh S. said...

Has EK even noticed yet?

Steve Sax said...

EK is working with Deloitte and Touche to audit the tally and confirm the result. We should have an update post shortly...

Mr. Customer said...

Didn't quite make it a full year, but damn!

MR.F said...

VADER: Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison
here.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

Greg Hao said...

I blame all you bastards who couldn't hold this shit down while I was out of town for a few weeks.

Spank said...

3820!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Steve Sax said...

There's no crying in Smonkstakes!

Dusty Baker said...

Get me a tissue, Tito.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

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Mr. LA Assassins Czar said...

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

We may lose and we may win, though we will never be here again.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

RAHDJAHS! DISCOUNT DOUBLE-CHECK!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Where are the white women at?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Baby Boomer Santa, thank you for MTV.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Boopy doopy doop boop sex.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Me so Christmas, me so merry.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Happy Time Day, Reggie. It is tradition to give one's constable a gift at the end of each orbital cycle.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'll understand every scene because they'll sing what they mean instead of making a face.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Clearly you don't understand anything about defeating trolls.

Hideo Nomo said...

If years were seasons, this December would be the December of our December.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This thread is streets ahead.

Dusty Baker said...

Boobs

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Got a pocket full of Hawthornes.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm not coming out of this trailer until I get a new trailer.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Tebow!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

JOSH SUCKS.

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(celebrates)

(cries)

Spank said...

In the still of the night
I hear the wolf howl, honey
Sniffing around your door

In the still of the night
I feel my heart beating heavy
Telling me I gotta have more

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

Hideo Nomo said...

Suck it up, you big baby.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(continues crying)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

idjits

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

GEORGE: You don't understand. He's got this big party coming up. He's been looking forward to this for months. This is gonna destroy the whole thing.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

AJTracker: 175 votes.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

AJTracker: 200

Spank Cartwright said...

BOOOOOOO!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fell in love again
What am I gonna tell my friends?
It just happened,
You walked in my door,
And now I don't wanna be alone no more

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

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September said...

 

Steve Sax said...

All of 2013 went by without a comment? Unbelievable.

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