So, yesterday you Met Smonk. Today, you learn how you can Get Smonk. This is how the lucky reader/Smonk recipient will be determined:
- Comment here as you please
- Whenever this thread goes without a comment for 48 hours, the reader who made the last comment wins! (comments from the Sons don't count)
- For your convenience, a "SoSG Smonkstakes" link to this thread has been placed on the sidebar.
Nothing more to it. Probably the simplest SoSG competition yet. Any questions ask here. I will leave you with more photos of Smonk during his SoSG tattoo surgical procedure:
Let the war of attrition begin!
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 3886 of 3886@Spank "Orel, Your fantasy baseball team sucks!"
The players aren't the problem; it's the manager.
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
Change it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fall that's all
But the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around me
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
And I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!
LANDO: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han
to this bounty hunter!
Don't look back
A new day is breakin'
It's been too long since I felt this way
I don't mind where I get taken
The road is callin'
Today is the day
And I can see
It took so long just to realize
I'm much too strong
Now, to compromise
Now I see what I am is holding me down
I'll turn it around, oh yes I will
I finally see the dawn arrivin'
I see beyond the road I'm drivin'
It's a bright horizon but I'm awakin'
Oh I see myself in a brand new way
The sun is shinin'
The clouds are breakin'
'Cause I can't lose now, there's no game to play
For you the blind who once could see
The bell tolls for thee
VADER: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly.
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh, won't you please take me home)
Just an urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So by me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line
Rags to riches
Or so they say
You gotta
Keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
You know it's, it's all a gamble
When it's just a game
You treat it like a capitol crime
Everybody' doin' their time
LANDO: No.
Did Mr.F win?
I think you won the Smonk, Fanerman.
Holy crap, I can't believe this actually ended.
Goddammit.
This is all Greg No Photo's fault.
We are gathered here today to say our goodbyes to a good friend. We laughed together. We cried together. And we cried some more.
In good times,bad times and especially drunk times, you were always there for us.
As you head off to the great Blog graveyard of posts of the past, We say thanx,Smonkstakes, for the obsessiveness,crazy rantings,and mental anguish you brought on to us.
Later,fool.
*pours some out*
Has EK even noticed yet?
EK is working with Deloitte and Touche to audit the tally and confirm the result. We should have an update post shortly...
Didn't quite make it a full year, but damn!
VADER: Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison
here.
(cries)
I blame all you bastards who couldn't hold this shit down while I was out of town for a few weeks.
3820!
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There's no crying in Smonkstakes!
Get me a tissue, Tito.
(cries)
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We may lose and we may win, though we will never be here again.
RAHDJAHS! DISCOUNT DOUBLE-CHECK!
Where are the white women at?
Baby Boomer Santa, thank you for MTV.
Boopy doopy doop boop sex.
Me so Christmas, me so merry.
Happy Time Day, Reggie. It is tradition to give one's constable a gift at the end of each orbital cycle.
I'll understand every scene because they'll sing what they mean instead of making a face.
Clearly you don't understand anything about defeating trolls.
If years were seasons, this December would be the December of our December.
This thread is streets ahead.
Boobs
Got a pocket full of Hawthornes.
I'm not coming out of this trailer until I get a new trailer.
Tebow!
JOSH SUCKS.
(cries)
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(celebrates)
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In the still of the night
I hear the wolf howl, honey
Sniffing around your door
In the still of the night
I feel my heart beating heavy
Telling me I gotta have more
(cries)
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Suck it up, you big baby.
(continues crying)
idjits
GEORGE: You don't understand. He's got this big party coming up. He's been looking forward to this for months. This is gonna destroy the whole thing.
(cries)
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AJTracker: 175 votes.
AJTracker: 200
BOOOOOOO!!
(cries)
Fell in love again
What am I gonna tell my friends?
It just happened,
You walked in my door,
And now I don't wanna be alone no more
(cries)
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